Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.
Twilight: Man, from all of the Книги I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because Ты know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.
On a TV Показать called M*A*S*H, at least half of the episodes have ponies in the Military Police. They either find ponies going A.W.O.L, или arrest somepony for stealing military property.
One of our camera crews got permission to be in a Military Base, located somewhere in the southern region of Equestria.
MP Pony: I'm Seargent O'Neil, and this is my partner, Corporal Simpson.
MP пони 2: How are you?
MP Pony: We take a look at some of our military bases, and make sure that things run smoothly. We don't want anything bad happening to the soldiers. It's bad enough that they're in the army.
пони Soldier 46: Hey, Ты украл, палантин some of the ammunition for my gun!
пони Soldier 53: Yeah, well I'm a higher rank than you, private!
пони Soldier 46: Oh s**t, MP's behind us.
пони Soldier 53: I'm not falling for that. *Punches soldier*
MP Pony: Here we go. *Runs toward fight*
MP пони 2: *Follows*
Camera Pony: *Follows MP's*
пони Soldier 53: *Continues to fight*
MP Pony: Hey, stop the fight!
пони Soldier 53: *Gets up* Oh, sir. Thank goodness you're here. This private here was trying to assault me. The lower the rank, the dumber they are.
MP Pony: Actually Captain, we heard, and saw the entire thing.
MP пони 2: If you'll come with us, we're going to discuss this with your commanding officer.
пони Soldier 46: I tried telling him about Ты guys, but he wouldn't listen.
MP Pony: That's alright Private, get back to what Ты were doing.
пони Soldier 53: Hey, what's with that stallion carrying the camera?
MP Pony: He has permission to see what we're doing. This is all part of the job.
MP пони 2: Smile. Ты could become famous.
пони Soldier 53: Yeah, well maybe this will make me famous. F**k you!
Unfortunately, his fame has been destroyed by us censoring a certain word he said.
We showed this video to some other ponies, and here's what they said.
Twilight: Man, that private was a b**ch. Why did the military police help him?
Fluttershy: The captain should have asked for the ammo before he украл, палантин it.
Rarity: It's things like that, which make me feel great for not being in the army.
Derpy: Wait. What were Ты Показ me? Can I go Главная now? I'm supposed to be baking muffins.
Celestia: Well. I'm glad none of my soldiers fight like that.
Canterlot Soldier: Hey, watch where you're going!
Canterlot Soldier 2: What are Ты talking about?
Canterlot Soldier: Ты hit me!
Canterlot Soldier 2: I was nowhere near you! *Tackles soldiers, and fights him*
Celestia: *Not amused* I stand corrected.
2 B continued
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Twilight: Man, from all of the Книги I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because Ты know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.
On a TV Показать called M*A*S*H, at least half of the episodes have ponies in the Military Police. They either find ponies going A.W.O.L, или arrest somepony for stealing military property.
One of our camera crews got permission to be in a Military Base, located somewhere in the southern region of Equestria.
MP Pony: I'm Seargent O'Neil, and this is my partner, Corporal Simpson.
MP пони 2: How are you?
MP Pony: We take a look at some of our military bases, and make sure that things run smoothly. We don't want anything bad happening to the soldiers. It's bad enough that they're in the army.
пони Soldier 46: Hey, Ты украл, палантин some of the ammunition for my gun!
пони Soldier 53: Yeah, well I'm a higher rank than you, private!
пони Soldier 46: Oh s**t, MP's behind us.
пони Soldier 53: I'm not falling for that. *Punches soldier*
MP Pony: Here we go. *Runs toward fight*
MP пони 2: *Follows*
Camera Pony: *Follows MP's*
пони Soldier 53: *Continues to fight*
MP Pony: Hey, stop the fight!
пони Soldier 53: *Gets up* Oh, sir. Thank goodness you're here. This private here was trying to assault me. The lower the rank, the dumber they are.
MP Pony: Actually Captain, we heard, and saw the entire thing.
MP пони 2: If you'll come with us, we're going to discuss this with your commanding officer.
пони Soldier 46: I tried telling him about Ты guys, but he wouldn't listen.
MP Pony: That's alright Private, get back to what Ты were doing.
пони Soldier 53: Hey, what's with that stallion carrying the camera?
MP Pony: He has permission to see what we're doing. This is all part of the job.
MP пони 2: Smile. Ты could become famous.
пони Soldier 53: Yeah, well maybe this will make me famous. F**k you!
Unfortunately, his fame has been destroyed by us censoring a certain word he said.
We showed this video to some other ponies, and here's what they said.
Twilight: Man, that private was a b**ch. Why did the military police help him?
Fluttershy: The captain should have asked for the ammo before he украл, палантин it.
Rarity: It's things like that, which make me feel great for not being in the army.
Derpy: Wait. What were Ты Показ me? Can I go Главная now? I'm supposed to be baking muffins.
Celestia: Well. I'm glad none of my soldiers fight like that.
Canterlot Soldier: Hey, watch where you're going!
Canterlot Soldier 2: What are Ты talking about?
Canterlot Soldier: Ты hit me!
Canterlot Soldier 2: I was nowhere near you! *Tackles soldiers, and fights him*
Celestia: *Not amused* I stand corrected.
2 B continued
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Eris's Eyes
"Oh god" I thought. "Moon Dust sure is weird." "Eris are Ты alright!" Luna gasped. She ran down the hallway to Eris. "Your mother has been looking for you!" She exclaimed. "The other fillies were messing with her again." Moon Dust quickly said.
"What!" Celestia walked into the hallway. Moon Dust quickly bowed down. "Hello Princess" Moon Dust said. "Get up Moon Dust I'm sick of Ты doing that your my sister's apprentice your practically royal" She stood up "This has to end" "But, Mom I'm so sick of being babied! Ты know what I wish Ты all would let me deal with my problems!" I ran out of the hallway out of the замок and to the mountains.
"Oh god" I thought. "Moon Dust sure is weird." "Eris are Ты alright!" Luna gasped. She ran down the hallway to Eris. "Your mother has been looking for you!" She exclaimed. "The other fillies were messing with her again." Moon Dust quickly said.
"What!" Celestia walked into the hallway. Moon Dust quickly bowed down. "Hello Princess" Moon Dust said. "Get up Moon Dust I'm sick of Ты doing that your my sister's apprentice your practically royal" She stood up "This has to end" "But, Mom I'm so sick of being babied! Ты know what I wish Ты all would let me deal with my problems!" I ran out of the hallway out of the замок and to the mountains.
"Luna, I don't feel good, at all I need to go to our room." Celestia gasped. "Tia I'm coming with you" Luna replied. Luna helped Celestia up to their room. Celestia felt something stir inside her. "Help me into my bed!" Celestia shouted.
Luna helped her into the blankets. "Celestia! You're Pregnant! You're having a filly!" Luna gasped. "Or a colt" Celestia answered. For about a couple hours Luna stayed at her side till it about 8:00pm. The filly was born. "She's beautiful" Celestia said. Luna looked at her and noticed something. "She's Discord's she looks exactly like she's a draconacus." Luna сказал(-а) with tears. "How could Ты have a filly with Discord!" Luna sobbed. Celestia drew Luna close. "I made a mistake, but it's not Ты или Eris's fault" she answered.
"You called her Eris?" Luna sniffled. "Princess Eris Luna after my little sister." Celestia replied. Luna and Celestia both cried tears of joy for the new princess.
Luna helped her into the blankets. "Celestia! You're Pregnant! You're having a filly!" Luna gasped. "Or a colt" Celestia answered. For about a couple hours Luna stayed at her side till it about 8:00pm. The filly was born. "She's beautiful" Celestia said. Luna looked at her and noticed something. "She's Discord's she looks exactly like she's a draconacus." Luna сказал(-а) with tears. "How could Ты have a filly with Discord!" Luna sobbed. Celestia drew Luna close. "I made a mistake, but it's not Ты или Eris's fault" she answered.
"You called her Eris?" Luna sniffled. "Princess Eris Luna after my little sister." Celestia replied. Luna and Celestia both cried tears of joy for the new princess.
