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Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the Книги I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because Ты know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV Показать called M*A*S*H, at least half of the episodes have ponies in the Military Police. They either find ponies going A.W.O.L, или arrest somepony for stealing military property.

One of our camera crews got permission to be in a Military Base, located somewhere in the southern region of Equestria.

MP Pony: I'm Seargent O'Neil, and this is my partner, Corporal Simpson.
MP пони 2: How are you?
MP Pony: We take a look at some of our military bases, and make sure that things run smoothly. We don't want anything bad happening to the soldiers. It's bad enough that they're in the army.
пони Soldier 46: Hey, Ты украл, палантин some of the ammunition for my gun!
пони Soldier 53: Yeah, well I'm a higher rank than you, private!
пони Soldier 46: Oh s**t, MP's behind us.
пони Soldier 53: I'm not falling for that. *Punches soldier*
MP Pony: Here we go. *Runs toward fight*
MP пони 2: *Follows*
Camera Pony: *Follows MP's*
пони Soldier 53: *Continues to fight*
MP Pony: Hey, stop the fight!
пони Soldier 53: *Gets up* Oh, sir. Thank goodness you're here. This private here was trying to assault me. The lower the rank, the dumber they are.
MP Pony: Actually Captain, we heard, and saw the entire thing.
MP пони 2: If you'll come with us, we're going to discuss this with your commanding officer.
пони Soldier 46: I tried telling him about Ты guys, but he wouldn't listen.
MP Pony: That's alright Private, get back to what Ты were doing.
пони Soldier 53: Hey, what's with that stallion carrying the camera?
MP Pony: He has permission to see what we're doing. This is all part of the job.
MP пони 2: Smile. Ты could become famous.
пони Soldier 53: Yeah, well maybe this will make me famous. F**k you!

Unfortunately, his fame has been destroyed by us censoring a certain word he said.

We showed this video to some other ponies, and here's what they said.

Twilight: Man, that private was a b**ch. Why did the military police help him?
Fluttershy: The captain should have asked for the ammo before he украл, палантин it.
Rarity: It's things like that, which make me feel great for not being in the army.
Derpy: Wait. What were Ты Показ me? Can I go Главная now? I'm supposed to be baking muffins.
Celestia: Well. I'm glad none of my soldiers fight like that.
Canterlot Soldier: Hey, watch where you're going!
Canterlot Soldier 2: What are Ты talking about?
Canterlot Soldier: Ты hit me!
Canterlot Soldier 2: I was nowhere near you! *Tackles soldiers, and fights him*
Celestia: *Not amused* I stand corrected.

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 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
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Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure Ты are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like Ты and your friends...
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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? Ты just decided to skip our ужин without telling me? Are Ты aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for Ты at a таблица with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want Ты to make Друзья with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! Ты still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if Ты want to give me a секунда chance или not. Starlight had to choose between Ты and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and лимон Heart. Offended by Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make Друзья on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his еще serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If Ты upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

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Twilight Sparkle: I сказал(-а) no magic. Ты were supposed to do it by hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if Ты hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make еще sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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