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(This is the секунда time, the series will have a breakout character.. this time the character will be MASTER SWORD).

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?
Derpy: What's the big deal?
Saten: He's nuts. Don't Ты remember when I first met him.

CUTAWAY:
Saten: (a год или two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner of this business?
Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought Ты were the mafia.
Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.
Sword: Who?
Saten: I've been asked to interview you.
Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. Ты can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU!! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, we're he waves evily to Saten, as Saten watches him get put into ambulance).
END CUTAWAY:

Derpy: Look. Dating him is my own choice.. I know your my guardian Saten. But that dosen't mean Ты get to ruin my life. I'm a grown woman.
Saten: Well.. Not to me your not. Your still little in my eyes.
Derpy: That's sweet. But Ты have to let me make my own choices.
Saten: Fine.. But if he hurts Ты in anyway. I will rip his сердце out.
Derpy: Well. I have a good feeling about this guy. So I don't think it'll come to that.. And anyway. I thought Ты сказал(-а) were gonna clean this place up.
Saten: I 'did' clean it up.
Derpy: Looks excatly the same!
Saten: (reveals the whole coffee таблица is full of empty пиво bottles) I had a few drinks when I finished.
Derpy: Grr.. I thought Ты сказал(-а) were quitting drinking.
Saten: Well.. I-
(doorbell rings)
Derpy: (claps happily) Oh. He's here!.. (sternly to Saten) Try to behave yourself.

Master Sword: (waiting at other side of door, spraying mouth spray. But it ends up going into his eye, due to bad aim, and he begins freaking out, and unfortantly Derpy sees him doing so)
Derpy: Um.. (giggles cutely) Nervous much
Sword: I.. I, I, I..
Derpy: (kisses his cheek)
Sword: Umm... (awkwardly) Okay. So that happened.
Derpy: (closes door and start walking a bit) Any plan?
Sword: Well I-
Saten: (bursts open door) HAHA! Keep away from my precious little flower!
Derpy: (gasps)
Saten: Ты guys almost stepped on it (wakes lone цветок on the front yard).
Derpy: (growls) Saten!
Saten: What?
Derpy: Forget it.. Let's just go Swordy (takes Master Sword's hoof, and starts leading the way)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. Ты just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. радуга Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke радуга Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The пони that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are Ты from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So Ты created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

Later that...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
where we done... oh RPG

Dan - *shoot* *missed* demn it
Vinyl - Wach Out!!
2 Helicopters come from clounds
Russian Pilot - Its me Dimitri Dan... Shadow call me
Dan - THX Shadow
Shadow - No problem. EVERYPONY TO HOPTER
Evrypony go to helicopter
Dimitri - Long Time dont see friends
Dan - yup... its about 10 yers?
Shadow - 11 yers... and 5 hours
Dan - hahahahahahahaha yea
Dimitri - everypony ok
Fluttershy - Im hurt in leg
Twilight - let me see it
Dan - Where Yuri ?
Yuri - In another helicopter
Dan - oh ok
From sky come missle and hit Yuri helicopter
Yuri - IM HIT... FUCK...
Yuri helicopter falling into Canterlot
Yuri...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.

Rainbow Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
Rainbow Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
Rainbow Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.

The...
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30 минуты later, The Mane six were all sitting in a круг at Twilight's library. Pinkie Pie, who always had a smile on her face, was now with a frown, crying.

AJ: Am sorry guys...
Rarity: Darling, maybe there's a way to fix this!
AJ: Its too late Rarity. Now, the яблоко farm belongs to Flim and Flam
Pinkie: *sniff* Please dont leave us AJ!
AJ: *hugs Pinkie* Ah need to.
Twilight: What about the elements?
AJ: *shrugs* Ah dont know...If something bad happens, just give me a call, and Ah'll arrive in a train 72 hours later.
RD: Those sons of Mare!
Fluttershy: *tear rolls* We are really going to miss you....
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It was a glorious день in Ponyville. Twilight was Чтение some books, радуга Dash was practicing some new stunts, Pinkie was Celebrating a Colt's Birthday, Fluttershy was feeding her animals, Rarity was designing a new dress, and Applejack.....well, she was sitting on the трава meanwhile tears rolled down her face. Her sister AB, sat Далее to AJ with a frown.

AB: *hugs AJ* Isnt there anything we can do sis?
AJ: *sigh* Am afraid not sis. *looks up* Its already too late...
AB: Even though the contract expired, we can still fix it!
AJ: Ah wish we could. *sniff*
AB: Should.....we tell the others?
AJ:...
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 Secret of the Crystal Ponies
Secret of the Crystal Ponies
Twilight Sparkle and Друзья wake up to a horrifying discovery. All of Equestria has turned into Murderous Crystal Ponies! They have to find a solution. They discover the horrible truth of how Crystal Ponies are made. Who should they trust? If they don't find a solution soon there might not be an Equestria left to save. But are they willing to do what it takes to find the solution?

Should I write this story? Please Комментарий on my Стена или Комментарий down below if I should. If I write it and Ты read it I will give Ты a благодарность of you're choice and I will Фан you. Please tell me!
We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.

Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are Ты sure about this?
Discord: I have a винтовка of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope Ты know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: Ты got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!

Communists were sent...
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By the time me & радуга Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.

Sean: Oh jeez.
Rainbow Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!

Eight hours earlier

King Sombra: I only need a few еще things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
Rainbow Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control

Eight hours later

Rainbow Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 D: Why is this happening?!
D: Why is this happening?!
After evading the big rig once again Pinkie had to stop a railroad crossing, and watched as the train passed her.

Trucker: *pushes Pinkie Pie's car*
Pinkie Pie: What the? *looks behind her* Эй, STOP!!
Trucker: *doesn't stop*
Pinkie Pie: *puts car in reverse*

The big rig kept pushing Pinkie Pie's car closer to the crossing until the end of the train arrived. Pinkie then drove off the road letting the truck pass.

After nearly getting killed again Pinkie Pie decided to drive slow, and avoid the truck, but that didn't work out. She saw the truck in front of her, and decided to stop at a gas station....
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 Scootaloo leaves theater
Scootaloo leaves theater
While the war was going on, Ponyville was informing its citizens by making a video in the theater. The Cutie Mark Crusaders weren't interested in the war going on. Except for Scootaloo, she went to the theater by herself and saw the video.

The video interested Scootaloo & at the end the video сказал(-а) "and with the Ponyville Military putting all the effort into creating their own flying war machines, Green Flame asks for YOUR help" and once the video ended Scootaloo decided to go to the base herself.

As she was walking out of the theater with the new idea to sign up for the military she forgot...
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The train is halfway across the bridge, and Griffons are trying to kill Celestia and other ponies at the engine, but back at Equestria

Luna: Where is my sister?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know! griffons kidnapped her!
Fluttershy: They took other ponies as well.
Luna: Well then lets get them back *turns Pinkie and Fluttershy into Griffons*
Fluttershy: We look exactly like griffons.
Luna: that's the idea.
Pinkie Pie: Now that were a different animal we must speak another language.
Luna: No Ты shouldn't.
Pinkie Pie: *spots Applejack* Ich werde яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса tauschen.
Applejack: Griffons!
Pinkie Pie: Hallo, Ich...
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If anyone knows me, I am a brony. I've been with the Показать for the summer and have loved every moment of it. The fandom is great, and the Показать continues to be great. It has flaws, but that doesn't stop me from loving it.

That said, the fandom has flaws, too. And these Стена posts greatly represent them.

People are making a bigger deal out of this Twilight Alicorn thing than necessary. Everyone's butthurt is almost funny to me, yet at the same time, I just don't get it. Why is this as if it's the end of the world?

And people quitting the fandom because of it? Give. Me. A. Break. I like to be nice--my...
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We drove to Canterlot замок where we were told to meet up with Celestia. The front of the замок was gaurded by jeeps with machine Оружие on them. Soon we went in the castle, and saw Celestia standing with Twilight, and other ponies. "Hi guys." Twilight сказал(-а) when she saw us, "Hey." I сказал(-а) simoultaneously with радуга Dash. Celestia then begun to speak, "As you're all aware, griffons have bombed Ponyville, and other places in Equestria. We need your help to stop them. I sent my army into Baltimare to defend it from the griffons, and that's where they'll be waiting for you, the inglourious hedgehog."...
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posted by mlpfim1222
Эй, every pony! Today we will be talking about the Keep calm and Flutter on episode and the My little пони sweepstakes! First off, I absolutely loved the new episode. I liked how Discord came back but also learned to use his magic nicely! Some people got upset that Discord is nice now but I think that it was really cool how Fluttershy did that for him. This episode was totally worth the wait! Do Ты like Discord mean или nice? I don't think Энджел was ever seen in a episode that many times so I think that is good he got to stand out for once! Oh yeah, it was cool to see the ponies use the elements of harmony again! I always Любовь to see them use them!
On to the My little пони sweepstakes! Soooo excited! I hope I win but, there is like a 100,000% chance i won't! Maybe if I don't even win my parents could take me to Los Angeles! I wonder what the my little пони концерт would be like. Well see ya'll later thanks for reading!
We ended up at 30th улица, уличный station in Philladalphia. Catie украл, палантин a train while I украл, палантин another train. Both of us used chaos control, and ended up in Equestria heading down the train tracks towards Canterlot. Catie fired at me while I was getting close to her. I used my gun to shoot Catie's gun out of her hands, doesn't this remind Ты of a similar chase? Anyway we were heading towards Canterlot when a russian tank was trying to blow up my train. It wasn't going to work though, because радуга Dash flew towards that tank, and kicked it, but it didn't go anywhere. 'I'm gonna have to Переместить it'...
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"That's why Catie might win this time." I told радуга Dash. She was impressed in Tail's work on the train I stole, and could Ты blame her? "We need rocket launchers on our trains here." "Yeah, and with the hearts on them people would misjudge us." I said. Then the both of us just sat on a rock, and relaxed. Meanwhile, back at sugarcube Catie was still with Pinkie. "I don't know why Sean left when Ты came here." Then Catie put a spell on Pinkie, "Now Ты will do as I say. I want Ты to get everyone in Equestria to destroy Sean The Hedgehog, and anyone that stands in our path." Pinkie copied...
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rarity woke up and wanted to brush her hair but
rarity:oh my gosh where is my brush!?i have to find it!
then rarity called all of the main 6 to help her find it
rarity:i Остаться в живых my brush! i need it!
twilight:it is okay we will help you
rarity's friends:a ha!
rarity:okay!okay! are Ты crazy! i can not keep my hair like this!
then rarity went mad
rarity:omg!i feel horrible! girl's quick find it i can't stand a second!
радуга dash:twi i think rarity went a little bit too worried
яблоко jack: i don't think she is okay Ты all
pinkie pie:i think she just need to party!
flutter shy:i think we have to find it quick rarity is crying
then twilight found the brush on the make up place and gave rarity it then rarity went to normal and then
rarity:thanks Ты all are the best now have fun in your Главная i have to brush my hair bye!
then they took a group hug and went to there houses
It was just a regular день in Ponyvile......

Celestia was just quietly sitting in her трон room. She was Письмо a letter of the big party she was having today. It was to celebrate the birth of Equestria, but something wasn't sitting right with Celestia...she knew this party..the whole annual festivities. She did not actually create Equestria with her sister like everyone thought. But she didn't let it bother her and decided to have some fun. Nothing could go wrong. She sent her letters to all of Equestria and went back to her royal duties.

"Howdy ponies! Sure is a purty day" сказал(-а) Nikki as...
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Azura and Cotton Swirls stood beside each other. CS started playing the guitar. Meanwhile Nikki, Score, and Stormy rolled their eyes.

Azura: *singing* Did Ты Forget, that we were even alive?
CS: *singing* Did Ты forget, everything that we had?
Azura: *singing* Did Ты forget? Did Ты forget 'bout us?
CS: *singing* did Ты regret ever standing by my side....
Azura: *singing* did Ты forget, we were feeling inside...
CS: *singing* Now were left, to forget 'bout us......
Azura: *singing* But Somewhere we went wrong
CS: *singing* We were once so strong..
Azura; *singing* Our Friendship is like a song.....
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