(This is the секунда time, the series will have a breakout character.. this time the character will be MASTER SWORD).
Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?
Derpy: What's the big deal?
Saten: He's nuts. Don't Ты remember when I first met him.
CUTAWAY:
Saten: (a год или two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner of this business?
Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought Ты were the mafia.
Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.
Sword: Who?
Saten: I've been asked to interview you.
Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. Ты can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU!! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, we're he waves evily to Saten, as Saten watches him get put into ambulance).
END CUTAWAY:
Derpy: Look. Dating him is my own choice.. I know your my guardian Saten. But that dosen't mean Ты get to ruin my life. I'm a grown woman.
Saten: Well.. Not to me your not. Your still little in my eyes.
Derpy: That's sweet. But Ты have to let me make my own choices.
Saten: Fine.. But if he hurts Ты in anyway. I will rip his сердце out.
Derpy: Well. I have a good feeling about this guy. So I don't think it'll come to that.. And anyway. I thought Ты сказал(-а) were gonna clean this place up.
Saten: I 'did' clean it up.
Derpy: Looks excatly the same!
Saten: (reveals the whole coffee таблица is full of empty пиво bottles) I had a few drinks when I finished.
Derpy: Grr.. I thought Ты сказал(-а) were quitting drinking.
Saten: Well.. I-
(doorbell rings)
Derpy: (claps happily) Oh. He's here!.. (sternly to Saten) Try to behave yourself.
Master Sword: (waiting at other side of door, spraying mouth spray. But it ends up going into his eye, due to bad aim, and he begins freaking out, and unfortantly Derpy sees him doing so)
Derpy: Um.. (giggles cutely) Nervous much
Sword: I.. I, I, I..
Derpy: (kisses his cheek)
Sword: Umm... (awkwardly) Okay. So that happened.
Derpy: (closes door and start walking a bit) Any plan?
Sword: Well I-
Saten: (bursts open door) HAHA! Keep away from my precious little flower!
Derpy: (gasps)
Saten: Ты guys almost stepped on it (wakes lone цветок on the front yard).
Derpy: (growls) Saten!
Saten: What?
Derpy: Forget it.. Let's just go Swordy (takes Master Sword's hoof, and starts leading the way)
Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?
Derpy: What's the big deal?
Saten: He's nuts. Don't Ты remember when I first met him.
CUTAWAY:
Saten: (a год или two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner of this business?
Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought Ты were the mafia.
Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.
Sword: Who?
Saten: I've been asked to interview you.
Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. Ты can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU!! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, we're he waves evily to Saten, as Saten watches him get put into ambulance).
END CUTAWAY:
Derpy: Look. Dating him is my own choice.. I know your my guardian Saten. But that dosen't mean Ты get to ruin my life. I'm a grown woman.
Saten: Well.. Not to me your not. Your still little in my eyes.
Derpy: That's sweet. But Ты have to let me make my own choices.
Saten: Fine.. But if he hurts Ты in anyway. I will rip his сердце out.
Derpy: Well. I have a good feeling about this guy. So I don't think it'll come to that.. And anyway. I thought Ты сказал(-а) were gonna clean this place up.
Saten: I 'did' clean it up.
Derpy: Looks excatly the same!
Saten: (reveals the whole coffee таблица is full of empty пиво bottles) I had a few drinks when I finished.
Derpy: Grr.. I thought Ты сказал(-а) were quitting drinking.
Saten: Well.. I-
(doorbell rings)
Derpy: (claps happily) Oh. He's here!.. (sternly to Saten) Try to behave yourself.
Master Sword: (waiting at other side of door, spraying mouth spray. But it ends up going into his eye, due to bad aim, and he begins freaking out, and unfortantly Derpy sees him doing so)
Derpy: Um.. (giggles cutely) Nervous much
Sword: I.. I, I, I..
Derpy: (kisses his cheek)
Sword: Umm... (awkwardly) Okay. So that happened.
Derpy: (closes door and start walking a bit) Any plan?
Sword: Well I-
Saten: (bursts open door) HAHA! Keep away from my precious little flower!
Derpy: (gasps)
Saten: Ты guys almost stepped on it (wakes lone цветок on the front yard).
Derpy: (growls) Saten!
Saten: What?
Derpy: Forget it.. Let's just go Swordy (takes Master Sword's hoof, and starts leading the way)
Harry, and Joe drive to the crime scene
This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?
Not sure why I'm saying this too you.
But it's amazing how far MLP got me within 3 years.
And it was ALL because of my friend Rhys Davis Thompson. Due to having been posting all those memes of it on facebook.
When I started asking what it was.
He even encourged me to check it out for myself. Witch I eventually did.
I had mixed feelings about, as I'm sure 'everyone' did at first.
But.. I hung in there. Having a crush on Twilight back then (even though it only lasted the first season), was probably one of the 'main' reasons.
Either way.
Who know. That he'll I'll be. Письмо for it, Чтение for it, and well.. Just being here.
In my own way, I even got other people into it.
But I STILL don't like when people say 'anypony' haha. NOTHING changes that. There's no point. Never was.
But it's amazing how far MLP got me within 3 years.
And it was ALL because of my friend Rhys Davis Thompson. Due to having been posting all those memes of it on facebook.
When I started asking what it was.
He even encourged me to check it out for myself. Witch I eventually did.
I had mixed feelings about, as I'm sure 'everyone' did at first.
But.. I hung in there. Having a crush on Twilight back then (even though it only lasted the first season), was probably one of the 'main' reasons.
Either way.
Who know. That he'll I'll be. Письмо for it, Чтение for it, and well.. Just being here.
In my own way, I even got other people into it.
But I STILL don't like when people say 'anypony' haha. NOTHING changes that. There's no point. Never was.
