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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 28, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:36 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut kept complaining about everything. He complained about not getting enough hooficures. He complained about getting too much work. It was so annoying that Nikki decided to put an end to it once, and for all.

Nikki: *Sitting at the station with Anthony, and Donut* I ain't happy with what Ты did yesterday. Ты just left your train on a bridge.
Donut: Shut the fuck up. I didn't ask for anypony to criticize me about my job.
Nikki: Then it's a good thing my sister is coming back today. She'll teach Ты common sense before it's too late.
Donut: What does your sister have to do with any of this?
Nikki: My sister Meadow saved this railway.
Anthony: Please tell us about it.
Nikki: Alright. It was 1956, just two months before you, and Roger started working here. Things were bad. We were the only two engineers on this section of the line. It wasn't as long as it is now, but the work was still difficult.
Anthony: That sounds terrible.
Nikki: I tried hard, though my legs ached a lot. My sister was younger, and had еще energy. She also had a really tough job.

Flashback, Nikki is narrating

June 3, 1956

My sister Meadow had to drive her train to Winnemuca Neighvada. Her train had ten passenger cars, and they were fully loaded. She was using engine 2472, but had no firepony. She was all alone in the engine.

Meadow: *Sitting in engine*
Conductor: Gee, there's a lot of ponies boarding this train. *Checks watch* All aboard!!
Meadow: *Blows whistle twice, and pulls throttle. She notices her engines wheels are slipping* Come on, don't let me down. *Pours sand onto rails, and shovels еще coal into firebox*

She stopped her engines wheels from slipping, but the job was still tough on her own. Further up the line, she was driving uphill.

Meadow: *Shovels еще coal into firebox* еще power, еще speed. *Continues shoveling, but hurts her leg from working too hard* Ow! *Stops train*

She went inside one of the passenger cars, and talked to the conductor.

Conductor: Meadow, what happened?
Meadow: I hurt myself. Is there a doctor here?
Conductor: We need a doctor over here! The engineer is hurt!
пони 4: *Walks over* I'm a doctor. Let me check her.
Ponies: *Nervous* If the engineer is in too much pain, who will drive the train?
Conductor: Relax everypony, please.
пони 4: Ты tore a muscle in your right front leg. Do Ты think Ты can still drive the train?
Meadow: I'll try, but I need somepony to help me.
пони 4: May I go with her?
Conductor: Certainly.

So Meadow, and the doctor went back in the engine. Meadow drove, while the doctor shoveled еще coal into the firebox.

But Meadow wasn't feeling too well. Everything in her eyesight blurred. She was too tired to drive, but she didn't give up. She was able to stay awake until they got to the station where they needed to stop.

Meadow: *Gets out of engine with the doctor* Thank you.
пони 4: No problem. It was a pleasure working with you.
Conductor: *Walks over* Meadow, the passengers are pleased with your performance. They сказал(-а) that they will continue riding our trains, and tell all of their Друзья about us.
Meadow: How amazing.

The flashback ended, and we return to Nikki with Anthony, and Donut sitting at the station in Ogden.

Nikki: And so, we got еще passengers, and our railway got еще money, all thanks to Meadow's dilligence.
Donut: Thank Ты for telling me that story. Now that I think about it, I was very stupid for leaving that train on the bridge.
Anthony: Everypony makes mistakes.

An час passed, and the train that Meadow was on arrived in Ogden. Lots of ponies came to celebrate the return of Meadow, and even some ponies from the Union Pacific came to see her.

Meadow: *Walks off train, and onto station platform*
Nikki: My sister is back!!
Ponies: *Cheering*
Meadow: *Walks toward Nikki* Ты know, this really made me happy. I'm glad to have a sister that cares for me like you.

They were all glad that Meadow returned. They had a party with Rock & Roll music, hotdogs, soda, and ice cream.

The End

On the Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails

Nicole returns to the Union Pacific.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was assigned to teach Jake how to drive passenger trains. He was waiting on the platform, and the Super Chief was due to leave in five minutes.

Saten Twist: *Sitting on a bench, watching a switcher push five diesels onto the Super Chief* There's my power for the train. Now where is that пони with the glasses?
Jake: *Arrives, feeling very happy*
Saten Twist: Alright, Ты made it.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Saten Twist: We met yesterday at the bar. I remember your name.
Jake: Well there's a first.
Saten Twist: Follow me. *Walks to the diesels*
Jake: *Following Saten Twist*...
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posted by mariofan14
What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, или is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is или should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably...
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posted by ChevalNoir
In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground by eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn Queen is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Inside Black Tuesday's tent, Guy got his camera ready.

Guy: Okay. It's a little dark in here, but it should work.
Black Tuesday: Why?
Guy: It has to be bright enough to Показать Ты what I'm about to do. I'd Показать Ты some of my other stop motion videos, but I left those all at home. *Grabs a cup, and puts it on a shelf* Now watch what I do. *Takes a picture of the cup, then nudges it to the left, and takes another picture*
Black Tuesday: Is that all there is to it? Moving a cup from one place to another in the shortest distance possible?
Guy: Unless Ты want two pictures in your video, it's еще complicated...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Слэш - *looks around the murder scene wich is pinkies house*
Ace - I see nothing.
Slash - Well I do see some apples. The died out of strong kick I assume.
Ace - UT the autopsy say-
Slash - Poison. лиса, фокс used poison. But секунда coming was another Killer. Wich is... *looks up on cealing* Haaa... *looks on таблица and points on яблоко pie* AppleJack.
Ace - What! How can Ты be so sure.
Slash - She came In and gave Pinkie the яблоко pie. Problem is. *cuts pie in half* Half of it is poison. While секунда part is hallucigen. She probably saw monster или something kicked her almost dead body and ran away tripping...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 6: Snow

Special Guest Stars, Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Neon Lights as Nick Ren

Gran Turismo just got 18 inches of snow. Even though all of the roads were plowed, the speed limits were reduced, to avoid accidents.

Julia: *Stops her car Далее to a speed sign*
Tim: *Gets a temporary speed sign, and puts it up*

The on the road they were currently on was reduced from 35 to 20. Every road in Gran Turismo had it's speed decreased by 15.

Tim: There we go. *Gets back into the car, sitting Далее to Julia*
Julia: *Drives the car*
Tim: *Picks up the receiver on the radio*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

---

Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

---

Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

---

Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get Ты out!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Далее день at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Далее day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. Ты think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* Эй, Ponch, Ты finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being...
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Master Sword: There Ты are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together by love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, Любовь would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's Поиск for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes Ты realize that everybody is...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then Ты get on еще ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, Ты have to land in the same spot that Ты started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up еще ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...
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posted by mariofan14
I have дана out some wise sayings to Ты people in the past. Hopefully they helped Ты all become еще of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give Ты all some wise sayings to help Ты out some more, as well as myself. Just to let Ты know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people Ты hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture Ты at any дана moment.

Treasure what Ты may be дана from people, be it object или affection. Neither lasts as long as Ты would think it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Ты interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When Ты сказал(-а) abandoned warehouse, what did Ты mean by that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since Ты two are going to see it, Ты can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. Ты put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...
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