On The Block Episode 9 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic радуга as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. или to be еще specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*

Louis teleported into Los Angeles.

Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*

So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.

Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of Ты to prepare for the Далее scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want Ты to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do Ты want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much Ты pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would Ты like to work on props?
Louis: How do Ты do that?
Director Nick: Go to the благодарность room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did Ты find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.

In another studio.

Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do Ты think I care? Let's keep rolling!

Back to Louis, and Director Nick.

Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, или mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to благодарность room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here Ты are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the Любовь of... I give up, get outta here.

But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the Далее episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.

Coming up Далее is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.

purrloinedlove Thanks for writing these!

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MLP Roleplaying Shenanigans

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Starring me, and Totaldramafan60 along with others that will be mentioned in certain scenes.

Our first scene is from Equestria: 60's Are Fun. I wanted this scene to be about a fun party, where everypony was having a good time, but TDF60 had other plans.

Cupcake: (Comes out of nowhere) I live with my two bestest Друзья named Dark Moon and Minty Fresh!
Jordan: That's great Cupcake.
Dark: Minty, кекс shouldn't be here, if she wants to try beer, she'll die of craziness.(Smiles) I'd acutally like that.
Jordan: Now I see why your name is Dark. What's the Далее song going to be? Ah, I got it. *Plays...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight arrived at the facility.

Griffons: *Standing by front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are Ты da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No еще than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Japa The Nese

We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.

Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
Rainbow Dash: *Gives signal*
Pony Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title screen! Yay! :D

A not so long time назад in a world ruled by ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with радуга Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a Космос station, called the Death Egg, and they needed еще money to finish building this death defying Космос station.

To make еще money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half the money.

In the atlantic ocean, an aircraft carrier...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 34 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pete was interviewed next.

TV Pony: Hello, my name is Jack Jackson. What's yours?
Pete: Pete Reimer.
TV Pony: How old are you?
Pete: Forty three.
TV Pony: And how long have Ты worked on the U.P?
Pete: Twenty one years.
TV Pony: What do Ты think of this railroad?
Pete: I really do like it here. Many of the ponies I get to work with are kind, and very hard workers.
TV Pony: Is there anything Ты dislike about this railroad?
Pete: The rest of my workers, that try to get fired on purpose, или just don't care about anything.
TV Pony: Is there anything you've adjusted to over the past twenty one...

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Awesome пони pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Bartholomew Episode 1 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Master Sword

A пони named Master Sword was the conductor of the train Bartholomew was going to drive.

Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *turns signal green*
Lady: *drives train* Ты know what this engine is we're driving?
Bartholomew: A 4-8-4?
Lady: Yeah, but we call them Neighagaras. We have 25 of them, and they're named after the Neighagara falls.
Bartholomew: Beautiful.

The train was gathering еще speed as it left Harmon.

Bartholomew: *Sees station* What kind of trains stop there?
Lady: Only commuter trains. Some passengers take the train there into Grand Central, and then...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 33 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

DM&IR Yellowstone

Meanwhile, on the Duluth Missabe & Iron Range railroad.

Louis: What has been bothering Ты my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but Ты know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.

The phone rings.

Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help...

Swimming Pool

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!

Crystal Kiss

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob, and Emily returned home.

Emily: Well, that was a fun cruise.
Bob: *Being sarcastic* Yeah, especially the part where Болталка ponies ask for Болталка items.
Emily: Perhaps some TV might help you. *Turns on TV* Let's see what's on.
TV Pony: Walt Дисней has gone bankrupt creating the movie Frozen, which turned out to be the worst animated film ever.
Emily: Enjoy that, I'm gonna go get groceries. *Leaves apartment*
Bob: Yeah, but I'm not watching a review about some stupid cartoon that nopony likes. *Changes channel*

Ponies On The Rails came on the television

Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete:...

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After lunch, Bob went in his room to relax, while Emily, and a few other ponies went on a scavenger hunt around the ship. Soon, Bob heard somepony knocking on his door.

Bob: Come in.
Mildred: *Comes in* I need your help with something.
Bob: What's the matter?
Mildred: It's Burt. He's been bothering me since we came here. I told him not to call me mum, but he got angry with me.
Bob: He didn't try to hurt you, did he?
Mildred: No, but he's probably looking for me, and then he'll hurt me.
Bob: I'll make sure he doesn't hurt you.
Random Pony: *Knocking on door*
Mildred: That's probably him!
Bob: *Opens...

Roar PMV

added by karinabrony

video

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, Bob was on a luxury cruise liner with Emily, his wife. On that cruise, they met two ponies named Burt, and Mildred.

Burt: Ты know what I like to get all the time?
Bob: Potatoes?
Burt: No, that's the Irish. I like to get the salad.
Mildred: And I get steak.
Burt: Maybe, this time Ты should have the салат with me mum.
Emily: салат sounds nice.
Bob: I have to agree with Mildred, the стейк sounds good.
Waiter: May I take your orders.
Burt: Me, and mum will have a salad.
Mildred: Don't be daft Burt, I can order for myself. Let me have a steak.
Waiter: Okay. *Writing down orders* And...

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)

The Далее day, Bob came to work. Carol had a gift for his vacation tomorrow.

Bob: Hello.
Boss & Carol: Эй, Bob. We have your present.
Bob: What is it?
Carol: *Shows gift* Some wine, for you, and your wife.
Bob: Thanks. How old is this wine?
Carol: It's from last Tuesday.
Bob: Oh.
Sam: *Arrives* Hello Bob.
Bob: Hi Sam, have a сиденье, место, сиденья in my office, I'll be right with you.
Sam: *Sees wine* What's the vintage on that? I'll bet it's from 1936.
Bob: Last tuesday.
Sam: Oh. Doesn't taste as good as a '36, but okay. *Goes to office*
Bob: Well, I really like the gift Ты have дана me, and I want to thank...

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The last solstice - Chapter 37: Fair trade

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 37: Fair trade

The dungeons were beneath Canterlot Castle, carved deep within the mountain which the capital sat on. The cells were empty most of the time, there was no need for them since the royal sisters came to power a thousand years ago. Of course, a few criminals and villains were accommodated there from time to time; the crude engravings on the walls testified for that. Names, crooked drawings, lines representing days, months and years. Even Silent Hoof, the infamous burglar was a guest in one of the small cells.

The stone walls were cold and moist, and the temperature...

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The last solstice - Chapter 36: Flashpoint

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 36: Flashpoint

Two days... It was еще than enough for her to chart Celestia's habits. She was wondering why she didn't do it sooner. Nopony was aware of her presence, not even the Princess. There were plenty of opportunities to complete her task. They were alone in the library. The premise was perfect. Dark corners for dark deeds... Celestia was Остаться в живых in the books, pursuing a frivolous goal. She wasn't paying attention to her surroundings. It was almost too easy. She couldn't have tricked her like that 13 years ago. The assassin locked her eyes on the target. Celestia...

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Equestria: Dark Tmes Intro

posted by SkyheartPegasus

Ok, yes, intro after the first part. I forgot. So yeah.

A whole year, after Shining Armor and Cadence's wedding, the Mane 6 are going to their anniversary. They will meet tough dangers along the way. Who knows what...

~~Characters~~
Twilight Sparkle
радуга Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rarity
Cadence
Shining Armor
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Shadow Mist (OC)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Part 1: link

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My Little пони

added by karinabrony

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Magic of Friendship: Part 9---Just Workin'

posted by alinah_09

a few days passed,all with the same enjoyment of every activity,even if in some of them,we got last place,i always encourage them that its alright,its the least i can do for the things they did to change me...and now its time for training

here we are at Ponyville Ace Academy Campus II,going through the halls of the building to the Computer Room on the секунда floor

"well here we are then" one of the Journalism adviser mumbled "okay,kids,just take a сиденье, место, сиденья in one of those chairs Далее to the computers and lets get started"

i started to look over the Космос to see where i wanted to go,when somepony called...