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All of the prisoners were sleeping. They had their back legs chained to a metal Опрос that could only be moved from outside of the room they were sleeping in.

Guard 75: *Moves poll*
Guard 54: *Moves another poll*
Guard 55: Wake up. Everypony wake up!
Prisoners: *Get unchained from the Опрос by other guards*
Guard 55: Let's go. We're putting Ты to work.

In another room, Papillon, and Louis decided to try buying something from one of the guards.

Guard 3: *Sitting down*
Louis, and Papillon: *Walking to the guard*
Louis: Excuse me.
Guard 3: What can I help Ты with?
Louis: I was just wondering, can Ты get us two pairs of comfortable shoes?
Guard 3: Who's us?
Louis: Me, and my friend. *Points to Papillon*
Guard 3: For you, it'll be 1,000 dollars. Your friend's pair of shoes however are gonna cost 1,500.
Louis: Why are his shoes еще expensive then mine?
Guard 3: He's a troublemaker.
Louis: I'll give Ты $1,250 if Ты give the both of us comfortable shoes to wear.
Guard 3: Pass.
Papillon: *Pulls Louis away from the guard* Try again.
Louis: *Goes back to the guard* Very well. I want two pairs of shoes for the both of us, and you'll get $2,500 for it.
Guard 3: Good choice.

After getting their shoes, Papillon, and Louis joined the other prisoners in a health exam. They formed a single file line for the doctor to check them.

Doctor: *Checking prisoner's pulse* You're good. *Paints a red mark on Prisoner's leg* Next.
Prisoner: *Walks away*
Louis: *Walks to the doctor*
Doctor: Open your mouth for me.
Louis: *Opens mouth*
Doctor: *Turns on flashlight, and looks inside Louis' mouth. He gets a popsicle stick, and presses it on Louis' mouth* You're healty. *Paints a red mark on Louis' forehead* Next.
Louis: *Walks away*
Papillon: *Walks to the doctor*
Doctor: You're healthy.
Papillon: How do Ты fail an examination like this?
Doctor: Next!
Papillon: *Walks away, and sits Далее to Louis*
Co-Warden: *Wearing a new suit* Hello Ты two.
Louis: Do we know you?
Co-Warden: No, but I know you. As co-warden I have to know every single prisoner in here. Ты are Henri Charrière, and Louie Dega.
Louis: Correct.
Co-Warden: I had a wife that made a lot of money from you. The only problem was that it was counterfeit.
Louis: That's too bad. I could've sworn it was real money.
Co-Warden: Ты were the one that made it.
Papillon: Do Ты two have some kind of a history?
Co-Warden: Yes, and what have Ты done to get here?
Papillon: I got framed for the murder of a pimp.
Co-Worker: Well that's too bad. How did Ты two meet up?
Louis: We were on the same boat, and we became friends.
Co-Worker: Oh really? Well one thing you'll like at this prison is that we never separate friends, especially old ones. Now, allow me to assign Ты two to your new jobs.

The "job" was to carry fallen trees alongside a muddy river. All the prisoners had to walk in the mud.

Guard 84: Come on!!
Prisoners: *Slowly moving a fallen tree*
Papillon: *Wearing a bandana*
Guard 84: Переместить faster Ты idiots!
Prisoner 49: *Gets tired, and falls into the mud*
Prisoners: *Stop moving the tree*
Papillon: *Helps the fallen prisoner stand up*
Guard 84: Leave him alone!!
Prisoner 49: *Leaning on tree*
Guard: I сказал(-а) leave him alone!!! *Whips Papillon*
Papillon: *Gets back to work*
Prisoner 49: *Falls down again*
Guard 35: *Grabs a rifle*
Papillon: Get down!
Prisoners: *Get down*
Guard 35: *Shoots a crocodile*
Guard: *Pointing at Papillon, and Louis* Ты two, go get that crocodile, and bring it to us.
Papillon: Alright, let's go Louie. *Walks to crocodile*
Louis: *Follows Papillon*
Papillon: Alright Ты grab the tail, and I'll get the head.
Crocodile: *Goes towards Papillon*
Louis: *Scared* It's still alive?
Papillon: *Sees крокодил go under the mud* Oh great. Where is it?
Crocodile: *Goes towards Louis*
Louis: Ah! *Falls into the mud*
Crocodile: *Goes towards Papillon*
Papillon: *Backs up*
Louis: Alright, let's try again. Where's the head?
Papillon: No, I'm getting the head.

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 3 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies* Die Ты undead flesh addict! *Reloading the Olympia*
Applejack: *Throws a grenade which kills three zombies* Explosives make things so much easier.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two heads off of zombies with one bullet from her M14* I take your pain, I put my screw in it. Ggggggg, and I take it out! *Shoots the head off of another zombie*
Twilight: *Throws a grenade killing four zombies* Ты exprode with honor!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies with one shot from her Olympia, but only one zombie dies. She stabs the секунда zombie with her knife, killing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was just a normal день in Ponyville. Rarity, Applejack, and радуга Dash went to the lake to try out a new sailboat the three of them built together.

Rainbow Dash: What are we waiting for? Let's get this thing into the water already.
Rarity: Now now, we must make sure everything is in order.
Applejack: But we already did that back at your botique.
Rarity: Well, it's better to be безопасно, сейф than sorry.
Rainbow Dash: Alright.
Flim & Flam: *Arrive in a Silverado towing a trailer. On the trailer is a speed boat. They get out of the truck to greet Applejack* Well well well, if it isn't Applejack....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to their police station. Captain Jefferson was expecting them.

Julia: There's the captain.
Tim: *Stops the car, and backs it into it's parking space* He must have some good news for us. *Stops in the parking space*
Captain Jefferson: *Watching Tim and Julia getting out of the car, and walking towards him*
Tim: *Walking with Julia to the Captain* Эй, Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard Ты and some officers stopped the Low Riders.
Julia: Yes we did.
Captain Jefferson: That's great, but do me a favor.
Tim: Sure, anything.
Captain Jefferson: Try to stop your suspects without...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 3, 1960
Location: Hitchcock, Saskatchewan
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Canadian Pacific

For a few days now, Metal Gloss has been working on the Canadian Pacific. She was having fun driving steam trains with Dike, and Highball.

Metal Gloss: *Stops the train in the yards*
Dike: *Blows the whistle for two seconds*
Highball: We've been working together really well.
Metal Gloss: I know. I Любовь it.
Douglas: *Arrives* Metal Gloss, how are things going?
Metal Gloss: Wonderful. I also wanted to thank Ты for letting me live with you.
Douglas: My pleasure.
Dike: Why can't she sleep with one of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword

Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, Ты need to screw up еще when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to Ты buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll Показать an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, или just give Ты the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: Ты know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in радуга Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't Ты just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? Ты didn't really have to carry me....
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Please note..

This isn't like my other stories that involve creepy pastas.

This one is fully serious.

But still contains brutal violence and swearing.
So don't read it, if your sensitive to that stuff.

The point of this story is Показ how it COULD of been written.

Instead of the twisted comedy it really was made into, with three brain dead fillies, and a horny psychopath.

This verison one has NO sex..

Sorry if Ты were hoping for that.

But I'm not a friggin pervert.. :(

It's meant to be terrifying.

So, Be aware of that.

The story is inspired from Walking Dead NO SANCTUARY..

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