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All of the prisoners were sleeping. They had their back legs chained to a metal Опрос that could only be moved from outside of the room they were sleeping in.

Guard 75: *Moves poll*
Guard 54: *Moves another poll*
Guard 55: Wake up. Everypony wake up!
Prisoners: *Get unchained from the Опрос by other guards*
Guard 55: Let's go. We're putting Ты to work.

In another room, Papillon, and Louis decided to try buying something from one of the guards.

Guard 3: *Sitting down*
Louis, and Papillon: *Walking to the guard*
Louis: Excuse me.
Guard 3: What can I help Ты with?
Louis: I was just wondering, can Ты get us two pairs of comfortable shoes?
Guard 3: Who's us?
Louis: Me, and my friend. *Points to Papillon*
Guard 3: For you, it'll be 1,000 dollars. Your friend's pair of shoes however are gonna cost 1,500.
Louis: Why are his shoes еще expensive then mine?
Guard 3: He's a troublemaker.
Louis: I'll give Ты $1,250 if Ты give the both of us comfortable shoes to wear.
Guard 3: Pass.
Papillon: *Pulls Louis away from the guard* Try again.
Louis: *Goes back to the guard* Very well. I want two pairs of shoes for the both of us, and you'll get $2,500 for it.
Guard 3: Good choice.

After getting their shoes, Papillon, and Louis joined the other prisoners in a health exam. They formed a single file line for the doctor to check them.

Doctor: *Checking prisoner's pulse* You're good. *Paints a red mark on Prisoner's leg* Next.
Prisoner: *Walks away*
Louis: *Walks to the doctor*
Doctor: Open your mouth for me.
Louis: *Opens mouth*
Doctor: *Turns on flashlight, and looks inside Louis' mouth. He gets a popsicle stick, and presses it on Louis' mouth* You're healty. *Paints a red mark on Louis' forehead* Next.
Louis: *Walks away*
Papillon: *Walks to the doctor*
Doctor: You're healthy.
Papillon: How do Ты fail an examination like this?
Doctor: Next!
Papillon: *Walks away, and sits Далее to Louis*
Co-Warden: *Wearing a new suit* Hello Ты two.
Louis: Do we know you?
Co-Warden: No, but I know you. As co-warden I have to know every single prisoner in here. Ты are Henri Charrière, and Louie Dega.
Louis: Correct.
Co-Warden: I had a wife that made a lot of money from you. The only problem was that it was counterfeit.
Louis: That's too bad. I could've sworn it was real money.
Co-Warden: Ты were the one that made it.
Papillon: Do Ты two have some kind of a history?
Co-Warden: Yes, and what have Ты done to get here?
Papillon: I got framed for the murder of a pimp.
Co-Worker: Well that's too bad. How did Ты two meet up?
Louis: We were on the same boat, and we became friends.
Co-Worker: Oh really? Well one thing you'll like at this prison is that we never separate friends, especially old ones. Now, allow me to assign Ты two to your new jobs.

The "job" was to carry fallen trees alongside a muddy river. All the prisoners had to walk in the mud.

Guard 84: Come on!!
Prisoners: *Slowly moving a fallen tree*
Papillon: *Wearing a bandana*
Guard 84: Переместить faster Ты idiots!
Prisoner 49: *Gets tired, and falls into the mud*
Prisoners: *Stop moving the tree*
Papillon: *Helps the fallen prisoner stand up*
Guard 84: Leave him alone!!
Prisoner 49: *Leaning on tree*
Guard: I сказал(-а) leave him alone!!! *Whips Papillon*
Papillon: *Gets back to work*
Prisoner 49: *Falls down again*
Guard 35: *Grabs a rifle*
Papillon: Get down!
Prisoners: *Get down*
Guard 35: *Shoots a crocodile*
Guard: *Pointing at Papillon, and Louis* Ты two, go get that crocodile, and bring it to us.
Papillon: Alright, let's go Louie. *Walks to crocodile*
Louis: *Follows Papillon*
Papillon: Alright Ты grab the tail, and I'll get the head.
Crocodile: *Goes towards Papillon*
Louis: *Scared* It's still alive?
Papillon: *Sees крокодил go under the mud* Oh great. Where is it?
Crocodile: *Goes towards Louis*
Louis: Ah! *Falls into the mud*
Crocodile: *Goes towards Papillon*
Papillon: *Backs up*
Louis: Alright, let's try again. Where's the head?
Papillon: No, I'm getting the head.

2 B Continued
Эй, ppl! My last part was uh... Well I didt write it has well. So if this one is the same way just tell me becuae I'm trying to be the best writer I can! Thx for all the support and seanthehedgehog I'm sorry bout Bartholomew!!! I feel so bad :...(



"Oh hello princess!" Red rose сказал(-а) has she hastily put down her head so the princess could not see her face turning red. Coffee cream put down her head and rolled her eyes "I told you, Ты can't say those things in puplic anymore!"

Rose lifted her head and have an awkward smile "uh, what I сказал(-а) back their i didt really mean it. I Just uh was, well you...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run by thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 5: War pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for Ты to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want Ты to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Nazi pilot was flying his airplane to the front of our train

Sean: He's going to bomb the tracks!! *goes to ladder*
Rainbow Dash: What are Ты doing?
Sean: Shooting that plane down before he destroys the rails! *climbs to roof*
Nazi pilot: *flying to the front of train*
Sean: *shoots airplane*
Nazi pilot: *turns around*
Sean: *stands still*
Nazi Pilot: Auf wiedershen hedgehog! *about to shoot guns*
Sean: *grabs airplane*
Nazi pilot: Was ist das?!
Sean: *throws airplane away*
Nazi pilot: NEIN!! *crashes*
Twilight: Man, is he ok?
Sean: No *climbs down* I'm better then that. I'm great!
Mane 6: Alright!!...
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posted by Canada24
The five mares finally approached where poor Twilight was being held.

but when they reached the door, it was trap, and they down a hole, and landed in the very cage area, we're Ganger, and possibly others, we're 'turned'.

"Well well, nice of Ты to 'drop' in" Chrysalis mocked.

Rainbow and AppleJack both growled at her, like angry Собаки almost.

"Haha, good seeing Ты two ladies" Chrysalis mocked.

"Let us outta of her!" радуга ordered.

"Haha. Ditto's right, Ты ponies are cute when angry. But it's not gonna save you" Chrysalis replied.

"Some one say my name?" Ditto asked, coming into view.

"Oh Ditto....
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Back at Sweet яблоко Acres

RDP радуга Dash: *wakes up* Эй, Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet яблоко Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP радуга Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: радуга Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP радуга Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get Ты free *unties радуга Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP радуга Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP радуга Dash: *pushes...
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posted by applejackrocks1
It started to rain..

Nikki: UGH! I hate them!!!!

A mare approached in front of Nikki...

???: Hi!
Nikki: Uhh..Hi?
???: Ты hate Diamond Dancer too, huh?
Nikki: Ты know her?
???: And hate her. I work for her.
Nikki: Really? What your name?
???: I'm Sugar Sprinkles. Nice to meet you.
Nikki: What do Ты do for her?
Sugar: I'm her maid.
Nikki: I feel so bad for you.
Sugar: *giggles* What are Ты doing out here? It's raining.
Nikki: The train broke down and stuff.
Sugar: Hmm..Well, would Ты like to stay with me?
Nikki: *smiles* Really?
Sugar: Of course!
Nikki: Thank Ты so much!
Sugar: No problem. Follow me.

A few...
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posted by karinabrony
''King Sombra must have gotten them!'' Twilight Sparkle said. ''You're right. Ты must have to defeat him with your own power.'' Celestia said. They all nodded and ran out.

Nightmare Moon laughed and said, ''Now I will get to rule Equestria!''. King Sombra didn't care for anything as long as he got the crystal heart. He already had 1,000 crystals gathered.

''Twilight!'' Shining Armor and Cadence said. They needed her and her friends' help. ''I thought we can use our power with yours so we can defeat him.'' she said. ''But since he has all of the crystals, he is much too powerful.Right now he...
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posted by Dragon4322
 the spotlight
the spotlight
My sister and I left Twilight's house and went back to our house. I slowly crawled into постель, кровати when радуга Dash came in and сказал(-а) ,"Goodnight Scootaloo please go to sleep" she told me with a smile ,"Okay Dash I will" i told her. радуга closed the door and turned all the lights out in the house. I stayed in my постель, кровати for a few еще минуты and then silently crept out of my bed. i looked out the hall to make sure lights weren't on. Slowly hoof by hoof I made it to our back door and opened it quietly. I kept moving towards our back fence but at that moment a bright spotlight turned right on my body....
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posted by applejackrocks1
Back with the story....

(Meanwhile in this scene, this song starts to play:
link)

Applejack: *is very tierd* *coughs* Stop! Ah beg y'all!
Brawny: Stop being a wimp! Let me kill ya!
Applejack: *tries to swim Faster*
MP3: *blocks Applejack*
Applejack: AH! Get-
Brawny: *grabs Applejack*
Applejack: NO!
Brawny: *drags яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса and ties her up*
Applejack: *coughs* No...*coughs*
Brawny: *grabs Axe*
MP2: FINISH HER BRAWNY!
Brawny: It's fair to give Ты some last words. Go on. *smirks*
Applejack: *sigh* *stands up weak* *eyes are wounded and red*
Brawny: >:(
Applejack: *whispers* I-I...Love you..*kisses Brawny*...
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The last solstice

Chapter 7: Battle at Ivory Tower


The heat is suffocating. It settles on the capital, like an invisible mass. There’s absolutely no natural air movement. No clouds on the light blue sky. Everypony stays indoors, if they can. Only a few figures saunter on the streets. Mostly young fillies and colts, roasting eggs on the hot pavement, или Любовь birds, chatting at cafés, under the shadow of tall oak trees. Everything’s quiet, as the fiery orb above continues to pour its light and warmness on the Equestrian landscape. This is the worst heat wave that struck Canterlot in over...
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Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
Rainbow Dash: Wow. Ты can stay with us until Celestia makes Ты a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do Ты sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
Rainbow Dash: Who сказал(-а) you're idiotic? Sure Ты made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make Ты retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hattan: *driving down road*
Con: Hmmm.
Weston: Ah'm not sure why they sell equestrian cars in China.
Con: *steals car*
Weston: What the hay?
Con: Who are you?
Weston: I'm Constaple Weston B. River. Ah saw Ты before. You're that secret agent!
Con: How'd Ты know that?
Weston: The Koreans told me.
Con: Ohh great.
Weston: Who are we chasing?
Con: That blue Wrestler with the white Стена tires.
Hattan: *turns right*
Con: *does drift*
Sneak Peak: Floor it! Con's chasing us.
Hattan: *weaving through traffic*
Con: *honks horn*
Weston: Get out of the bloody way!
pony in car: Stop shouting!
Weston: I am a police...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Pilot 1 - GasMask On
time : 15:30
location : near LasPegasus
objiective : Find And Kill GoldenHorn
Pilot 2 - fourty-five we near the location
fourty-five - copy over five-o-five
Pilot 1 - holy shit there toxics everywhere
Dimitri - he want gas all civiliants...
Damn - damn...
Shadow *from radio* - Im under... 10 BTR's under the GoldenHorn office... 9 birds flying... no wait... se another one... ok there 10 birds... there contact Destroyer... when Ты land we Остаться в живых conntact with Ты five-o-five...
fourty-five - we landing... good luck
Shadow *from radio* - good luck five-o-five... happy hunting... Shadow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sun was rising in Baltimare, as a few stallions were cleaning their house. радуга Dash was asleep in that building, and still is. She got there after Fluttershy was killed. But later on

Stallion 63: Lets go. Переместить it!
Celestia: Ты broke our wings. We can't Переместить as fast as you.
Luna: You'll be sorry if Ты kill us.
Stallion 54: Just keep moving. Wait a minute.
Stallion 63: What is it?
Stallion 54: I just thought I saw радуга Crash.
Nice Stallion: uh oh.
Stallion 54: *tries to look through window*
Nerdy pony: Hey! Guess what? I just invented a new thing called Multiplying! It's like adding,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie Pie enters the restaurant, and soon meets the manager

Manager: Hello
Pinkie Pie: Hi
Manager: What happened out there?
Pinkie Pie: A пони driving a big rig tried to kill me.
manager: Really?
Pinkie Pie: yeah *sits down at table*
Waiter: Can I get Ты anything?
Pinkie Pie: Just a cupcake. *looks out window & spots truck*
Waiter: Anything else?
Pinkie Pie: a water, and do Ты have any asperine?
Waiter: Coming right up.

While Pinkie looks at the truck she remembered the пони driving it had оранжевый hooves. The driver had to be in this restaurant. There were only three ponies that had оранжевый hooves....
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Back with the story......

Twilight: Ты ponies did a very good job defeating Discord.
All: Thanks!!
AJ: Nikki, y'all are a very good rope pony.
Nikki: *blushes* thanks...
PP: I Любовь YOUR HAIR CS! IT REMINDS ME OF SOMEPONY! BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO!!
CS:*giggles* Pinkie, your so random!
RD: So your joining the army score?
Score: Actually, (looks at her friends) Im staying here, with my friends...
RD: Nice.
Rarity: I must say Pacifica, I Любовь Ты outfit!
Pacifica: Finally somepony who understands my style!
Fluttershy: Your my Избранное element Stormy..
Stormy: hehe..thanks..
Twilight: Well, we gotta go.
Main6: BYE!!!!!
All: BYE!!!!!!
Azura: We did a good job girls..
CS: We sure did Azura..we sure did...
Score: who wants to play video games at my house?!?!
Nikki: ME!!
CS: I DO! I Do!
Azura: Count me in!
Pacifica: Me too!
Stormy: Me three!!!

THE END!!!!

I'll make еще articles, don't worry.
The colts stood beside Discord. And the mares were lined up in front of Discord.

Azura: Well, Well, Well....
Discord: Mmmmmf!!!
Score: Ты give up?
Discord: Mmmf!!!
CS: Letsmfinish him girls.
Stormy: Alrighty!
Nikki: *smirks*

They combined there elements. The 5 ponies rose from the floor. Then they all opened their eyes, and their were glowing. Then FLASH! A big радуга came out of the elements, and hit Discord, causing him to turn into Stone. Then, they all fell down, tierd of the work they had done.

Stormy: Did we do it?
Azura: I think so!
CS: We did it!
Score: Woo-Hoo!
Nikki: Yee-Haw!!!!
All: (hugs each...
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Cotton Swirls told Azura to build 3 cages, the size of Nikki, Stormy, and Score. And so, Azura build them. They both threw Nikki, Stormy, and Score each into a different cage. After That, they went to look for the others (Pixel, Pacifica, Brawny, Twirl, BS, and Jack). Azura carried Pixel and Brawny, and CS carried Twirl, Pacifica, and Jack back where the others were.

Azura: Okay, now that we have them all together, what do we do?
CS: Well, we gotta bring back there Memory.
Azura: Right, but how?
CS: Ummmmmmm.....We can sing a song, или Показать them some pictures of us, или just talk to them.
Azura: I...
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Everypony was shouting once Cotton Swirls and her Друзья got out. "This is terrible!"said Score Heights. They saw Queen Chrysalis using her dark magic to destroy every house in Ponyville. Score Heights went running to her and then told Queen Chrysalis,"Why would Ты do this to us? We don't deserve this!" Queen Chrysalis just chuckled and said,"I don't think Ты remember what happened at the wedding. I had my chance to get married with him. Now I give payback!" Score Heights looked up and she saw Princess Celestia.

"Princess Celestia!"said Score Heights. "Go get your Друзья and gather them...
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posted by mariofan14
*This is an OC story with flippy_fan210's OC, Claw, who's not a pony, but what looks like a lynx. I'm also including my Bayonetta пони in this. And this is truly my longest story I have made, so I'm sorry about this. Enjoy.*

One fine день at Sweet яблоко Acres, the яблоко family was working hard in the fields, bucking the trees to harvest the apples. яблоко Bloom, however, was working with Granny Smith around the house. After a while, the old green пони says, "Ya done real good there, яблоко Bloom. Maybe Ты can help out yer brother and sister out in the fields." "Ah sure will!" яблоко Bloom leaped...
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