Now, the rest of this story will take place in Equestria

Nazis: *Driving three truck on a road that goes along a cliff*
Sean: *Chasing the truck with his Corvette*
радуга Dash: *Driving her Challenger behind Sean*
Sean: Let's see what Tails did to our cars. *Hits a button*

The headlights popped up, and machine Оружие were fired from inside the headlights

Nazis: *Getting shot. One truck falls off the cliff*
радуга Dash: My turn. *Hits a button, and grenade launchers appear on the front wheels*
Nazis: Was ist das?
радуга Dash: *Shoots two grenades, and blows up the trucks*
Sean: *Laughing* Nice one Dash. The enemy barracks should be half a mile ahead of us.
Wind: *Teleports in the middle of the road, and looks around* Interesting.
Sean: *Sees Wind, and hits the brakes*
радуга Dash: *Stops her car*
Sean: *Stops* Dammit. We got a civilian blocking the road.
Wind: *Looks into Sean's car* Excuse me, I nearly died thanks to you, and your machine. What is it anyway?
Sean: This is a Corvette, and if you're so concerned about getting run over, maybe Ты should stay off the street.
Wind: I just teleported here. *Shows him the teleporter* See this thing?
Sean: Where did Ты come from?
Wind: None of your business, I'm going into town. *Walks away*
радуга Dash: Do Ты even know where to go?
Wind: I'll find out on my own, Ты continue driving your Corvettes.
радуга Dash: My car is a Challenger. Sean's the one with the Corvette.
Wind: I don't give a fuck. Go back to whatever it was Ты were doing.
Sean: *Sarcastic* Well, he seemed bright.
радуга Dash: *Also sarcastic* And cheerful.
Sean: Let's continue our mission. We need to get Eggman's army out of here.

They drove off, heading towards the barracks they were going to attack.

Wind: *In Ponyville* Looks like everyone here is a talking horse.
Lyra: Whoa, check it out Bonbon, a human! *Runs towards Wind*
Wind: Hey, take it easy. *Backs away from Lyra* Does everyone act as hyper as you?
Lyra: It talks too!!
Wind: Of course I talk.
Bonbon: Ты must be from a different world. Humans don't talk here.
Wind: Oh, I see. In this world, Лошади act like humans, and vice versa.
Lyra: Yes.
Bonbon: Where did Ты come from?
Wind: Hyrule. A shitty place, don't ever go there.
Lyra: *Looks at the teleporter* Whoa! *Takes it*
Wind: Hey!
Lyra: This is cool! What is it?
Wind: That's none of your business! It's mine!
Lyra: *Breaks it* Oops.
Wind: That's it. *Gets his sword* I want Ты to leave me alone now!
Twilight: *Arrives* Yo, what the fuck is this shit man?!
Bonbon: Oh, Twilight. Ты still have that voice Celestia gave you.
Twilight: No shit. Now what's going on here?!?
Wind: These two won't leave me alone, so I'm threatening them.
Twilight: Is this a dream?
Wind: No, I'm a talking human. Deal with it.
Twilight: Where do Ты live man?
Wind: So far, nowhere.
Twilight: Would Ты like to live at my castle?
Wind: Ты have a castle?
Twilight: Yes.
Wind: One question. What is your personality?
Twilight: Man, what does that have to do with anything? Ты living with me или not?
Wind: No thanks, I'm going to find a place to live by myself.
Twilight: Fuck Ты man, I ain't takin' no for an answer. *Uses magic to carry Wind*
Wind: Hey! What is this?! Help!!! I'm being abducted by a witch!!!
Ponies: *Confused*
Twilight: *Flies away with Wind*
Wind: This is witchcraft!!!!!!!! Burn her!!!!!!!!

2 B Continued