Now, the rest of this story will take place in Equestria
Nazis: *Driving three truck on a road that goes along a cliff*
Sean: *Chasing the truck with his Corvette*
радуга Dash: *Driving her Challenger behind Sean*
Sean: Let's see what Tails did to our cars. *Hits a button*
The headlights popped up, and machine Оружие were fired from inside the headlights
Nazis: *Getting shot. One truck falls off the cliff*
радуга Dash: My turn. *Hits a button, and grenade launchers appear on the front wheels*
Nazis: Was ist das?
радуга Dash: *Shoots two grenades, and blows up the trucks*
Sean: *Laughing* Nice one Dash. The enemy barracks should be half a mile ahead of us.
Wind: *Teleports in the middle of the road, and looks around* Interesting.
Sean: *Sees Wind, and hits the brakes*
радуга Dash: *Stops her car*
Sean: *Stops* Dammit. We got a civilian blocking the road.
Wind: *Looks into Sean's car* Excuse me, I nearly died thanks to you, and your machine. What is it anyway?
Sean: This is a Corvette, and if you're so concerned about getting run over, maybe Ты should stay off the street.
Wind: I just teleported here. *Shows him the teleporter* See this thing?
Sean: Where did Ты come from?
Wind: None of your business, I'm going into town. *Walks away*
радуга Dash: Do Ты even know where to go?
Wind: I'll find out on my own, Ты continue driving your Corvettes.
радуга Dash: My car is a Challenger. Sean's the one with the Corvette.
Wind: I don't give a fuck. Go back to whatever it was Ты were doing.
Sean: *Sarcastic* Well, he seemed bright.
радуга Dash: *Also sarcastic* And cheerful.
Sean: Let's continue our mission. We need to get Eggman's army out of here.
They drove off, heading towards the barracks they were going to attack.
Wind: *In Ponyville* Looks like everyone here is a talking horse.
Lyra: Whoa, check it out Bonbon, a human! *Runs towards Wind*
Wind: Hey, take it easy. *Backs away from Lyra* Does everyone act as hyper as you?
Lyra: It talks too!!
Wind: Of course I talk.
Bonbon: Ты must be from a different world. Humans don't talk here.
Wind: Oh, I see. In this world, Лошади act like humans, and vice versa.
Lyra: Yes.
Bonbon: Where did Ты come from?
Wind: Hyrule. A shitty place, don't ever go there.
Lyra: *Looks at the teleporter* Whoa! *Takes it*
Wind: Hey!
Lyra: This is cool! What is it?
Wind: That's none of your business! It's mine!
Lyra: *Breaks it* Oops.
Wind: That's it. *Gets his sword* I want Ты to leave me alone now!
Twilight: *Arrives* Yo, what the fuck is this shit man?!
Bonbon: Oh, Twilight. Ты still have that voice Celestia gave you.
Twilight: No shit. Now what's going on here?!?
Wind: These two won't leave me alone, so I'm threatening them.
Twilight: Is this a dream?
Wind: No, I'm a talking human. Deal with it.
Twilight: Where do Ты live man?
Wind: So far, nowhere.
Twilight: Would Ты like to live at my castle?
Wind: Ты have a castle?
Twilight: Yes.
Wind: One question. What is your personality?
Twilight: Man, what does that have to do with anything? Ты living with me или not?
Wind: No thanks, I'm going to find a place to live by myself.
Twilight: Fuck Ты man, I ain't takin' no for an answer. *Uses magic to carry Wind*
Wind: Hey! What is this?! Help!!! I'm being abducted by a witch!!!
Ponies: *Confused*
Twilight: *Flies away with Wind*
Wind: This is witchcraft!!!!!!!! Burn her!!!!!!!!
2 B Continued
Nazis: *Driving three truck on a road that goes along a cliff*
Sean: *Chasing the truck with his Corvette*
радуга Dash: *Driving her Challenger behind Sean*
Sean: Let's see what Tails did to our cars. *Hits a button*
The headlights popped up, and machine Оружие were fired from inside the headlights
Nazis: *Getting shot. One truck falls off the cliff*
радуга Dash: My turn. *Hits a button, and grenade launchers appear on the front wheels*
Nazis: Was ist das?
радуга Dash: *Shoots two grenades, and blows up the trucks*
Sean: *Laughing* Nice one Dash. The enemy barracks should be half a mile ahead of us.
Wind: *Teleports in the middle of the road, and looks around* Interesting.
Sean: *Sees Wind, and hits the brakes*
радуга Dash: *Stops her car*
Sean: *Stops* Dammit. We got a civilian blocking the road.
Wind: *Looks into Sean's car* Excuse me, I nearly died thanks to you, and your machine. What is it anyway?
Sean: This is a Corvette, and if you're so concerned about getting run over, maybe Ты should stay off the street.
Wind: I just teleported here. *Shows him the teleporter* See this thing?
Sean: Where did Ты come from?
Wind: None of your business, I'm going into town. *Walks away*
радуга Dash: Do Ты even know where to go?
Wind: I'll find out on my own, Ты continue driving your Corvettes.
радуга Dash: My car is a Challenger. Sean's the one with the Corvette.
Wind: I don't give a fuck. Go back to whatever it was Ты were doing.
Sean: *Sarcastic* Well, he seemed bright.
радуга Dash: *Also sarcastic* And cheerful.
Sean: Let's continue our mission. We need to get Eggman's army out of here.
They drove off, heading towards the barracks they were going to attack.
Wind: *In Ponyville* Looks like everyone here is a talking horse.
Lyra: Whoa, check it out Bonbon, a human! *Runs towards Wind*
Wind: Hey, take it easy. *Backs away from Lyra* Does everyone act as hyper as you?
Lyra: It talks too!!
Wind: Of course I talk.
Bonbon: Ты must be from a different world. Humans don't talk here.
Wind: Oh, I see. In this world, Лошади act like humans, and vice versa.
Lyra: Yes.
Bonbon: Where did Ты come from?
Wind: Hyrule. A shitty place, don't ever go there.
Lyra: *Looks at the teleporter* Whoa! *Takes it*
Wind: Hey!
Lyra: This is cool! What is it?
Wind: That's none of your business! It's mine!
Lyra: *Breaks it* Oops.
Wind: That's it. *Gets his sword* I want Ты to leave me alone now!
Twilight: *Arrives* Yo, what the fuck is this shit man?!
Bonbon: Oh, Twilight. Ты still have that voice Celestia gave you.
Twilight: No shit. Now what's going on here?!?
Wind: These two won't leave me alone, so I'm threatening them.
Twilight: Is this a dream?
Wind: No, I'm a talking human. Deal with it.
Twilight: Where do Ты live man?
Wind: So far, nowhere.
Twilight: Would Ты like to live at my castle?
Wind: Ты have a castle?
Twilight: Yes.
Wind: One question. What is your personality?
Twilight: Man, what does that have to do with anything? Ты living with me или not?
Wind: No thanks, I'm going to find a place to live by myself.
Twilight: Fuck Ты man, I ain't takin' no for an answer. *Uses magic to carry Wind*
Wind: Hey! What is this?! Help!!! I'm being abducted by a witch!!!
Ponies: *Confused*
Twilight: *Flies away with Wind*
Wind: This is witchcraft!!!!!!!! Burn her!!!!!!!!
2 B Continued
The Далее day, Jake went back to the train station in Albuquerque. Tareq was waiting.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did Ты know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask Ты to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are Ты ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*
They quickly started their journey north.
Jake: Do Ты know why our freight engines are painted...
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Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did Ты know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask Ты to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are Ты ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*
They quickly started their journey north.
Jake: Do Ты know why our freight engines are painted...
