Дружба — это чудо Club
Присоединиться
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 10, 1961
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 9:30 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss finally arrived.

Railroad пони 39: Ты guys are right on time. Nice work.
Hawkeye: Thank you. We need to ask Ты a question.
Railroad пони 39: Sure.
Hawkeye: Do Ты have any diesel fuel we can take back to Cheyenne? We're running low.
Railroad пони 39: Yeah, we're just getting a train set up full of fuel for Ты two. Uncouple your engines, and I'll take Ты to the fuel cars.

Seventy минуты later, they were delivering the fuel to Cheyenne. From their current location, it would take them ten минуты to reach the town.

Metal Gloss: I hope nothing bad happened while we were away.
Hawkeye: If Pete solved our fuel crisis before we did, we'll have enough fuel to last us for months.
Metal Gloss: I agree.

In the yards

Mike: *Wins a round of Poker, and laughs* We played a hundred rounds in a row, and Ты guys still can't beat me.
Dan: And now I'm out of cash.
Mirage: Go get more. I got enough money to play him, and this time, I'm going to get more.
Dan: *Flies to his house*
Mike: Ты sure Ты can beat me lad?
Mirage: Yes, let's do this. It's Hungary VS Scotland this time.
Mike: And Scotland's going to win. Deal the cards.

While that was going on, Pete was still searching for a place that would help him bring back the color in his mane.

Pete: *Finds a store* This place might have something for me. *Stops his car in front of the store*
Store Pony: *Restocking a shelf of mane dye when Pete walks in* Hello sir, what can I do for you?
Pete: Do Ты have anything that can change my mane to yellow?
Store Pony: Yes, we just received some yellow dye this morning. That's going to cost Ты twenty five dollars.
Pete: *Gets out a twenty dollar bill, and a five dollar bill*
Store Pony: *Gets yellow dye* Here Ты go sir.

Back at the yards

Dan: *Returns with еще money*
Mirage: I'm putting in fifty dollars.
Mike: *Puts in fifty dollars with Mirage* Now that we both put in our money, Показать me what Ты have.
Mirage: *Puts down his cards* A flush.
Mike: *Puts down his cards* Full house!!
Dan: Shit.
Mike: *Takes the money*
Percy: *Arrives* Have Ты guys seen Pete anywhere?
Mirage: Have Ты looked in his office?
Percy: He's not there. That's why I'm asking about him.
Dan: Look again. He might be there now.
Percy: *Walks back to the station*
Hawkeye: *Stops the train in the yards*
Metal Gloss: They're still playing?
Hawkeye: Look how much Mike got from those two.
Mike: *Laughing* Ты two suck!
Mirage: Alright, that does it.
Dan: Ты grab his legs, I'll перфоратор, удар, пунш his face.
Mike: Wait a секунда lads. It's just a game, right? It's not all about the money.
Mirage: NOT ABOUT THE MONEY?!!?
Mike: *Running away from Dan, and Mirage. They chase him*
Hawkeye: *Gets out of the train with Metal Gloss* What the hell are Ты three doing?
Mike: Save me!!!!! *Gets behind Hawkeye*
Mirage: Ты can't hide there forever!
Metal Gloss: What are Ты three arguing about?
Dan: He has taken nearly all of our money.
Mirage: And we want it.
Metal Gloss: *Makes her wallet appear with her magic* Here. *Gives both of them a one hundred dollar bill*
Hawkeye: Now, we're gonna get our Далее job from Pete. *Walks with Metal Gloss to the station*
Pete: *Parks his car in the parking lot, and turns it off. He gets out with a bag containing the gun he found earlier, and his new mane dye* I sure hope this works. *Walks into the station*
Percy: *Waiting by the door to Pete's office* There Ты are sir.
Pete: Not now. *Passes Percy as he goes into his office, and locks the door*
Percy: But sir, this is important! *Knocks on the door*
Pete: *Gets the dye, and looks at himself in the mirror* I'm gonna put this on with, или without that annoying pegasus pounding on my door.
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Metal Gloss* What's wrong Percy?
Percy: Pete's Актёрское искусство strange. He won't talk to me.
Hawkeye: *Knocks twice* Pete? This is Pierce. Everything alright?
Pete: Go away!!
Metal Gloss: If Ты won't let us in, can Ты at least give us our Далее job?
Pete: *Grabs the gun, and points it at the door* I сказал(-а) go away!!!
Percy: Sir, what's gotten into you?

Pete fired a shot, and it went through the door, nearly hitting Percy.

Hawkeye: Pete, what are Ты doing? You're gonna kill someone. Even worse, Ты might kill yourself.
Percy: *Thinking* Wait, did Ты two notice his mane?
Metal Gloss: What about it?
Percy: It's losing it's color.
Metal Gloss: He could be having a mid life crisis.
Hawkeye: Is that what you're Актёрское искусство so strange about Pete? Because your mane is losing it's color? We don't care what color your mane is. We just care about you. We want to help Pete. So please, unlock the door, and let us in.
Pete: *Puts the gun down* You're right Ты three. I'm sorry. *Goes to the door, and unlocks it* Come in.
Percy: *Comes in with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss*
Hawkeye: How do Ты feel now?
Pete: Ashamed. I was Актёрское искусство so stupid, and for what? The color of my mane. I realize now that it's not important, but what is important, to me, is Ты guys. You, and this railroad. Ты three, and everyone else that works here with us is very good to me, always working hard, and not just being an employee, but also a friend. I couldn't ask for anyone better to work on this railroad than Ты guys. Thanks.
Hawkeye: You're welcome.
Percy: And sir, the line on Archer холм, хилл needs to be repaired.
Pete: Then get to it, and bring Orion with you.
Percy: Yes sir. *Runs*
Hawkeye: And me, and Metal Gloss brought over еще fuel after we delivered the water, steel, and gravel.
Pete: Good work Ты two. Next, I want Ты to drive a passenger train that'll arrive in half a minute. Ты are going to Omaha.
Hawkeye: Yes sir. *Goes with Metal Gloss*
Pete: *Closes his door, and sits at his desk* Yep, I got the best employees a пони could ask for.

The End

On the Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails

An auction takes place at the Cheyenne train station

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production

The leader in Фан fictions, as proven by this poll: link
Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса arrived.

Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked by airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do Ты two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are радуга Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and...
continue reading...
Saten ends up having a slightly bigger role than originally planned.

Warning, this chapter is one of the most foul mouthed chapters of the series..

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each год Ты wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten:...
continue reading...
As tribute to having finished that Форум story.

Sword has a larger role in this one than Saten dose..
Sten only has one scene in this one...

-------------------------------------------------------------------

[shades closing]
[windows clattering]
Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do Ты think Ты could secure those windows?
[webs shooting]
[windows close]
Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?
[birds squawk]
Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.
Harry: [growls nicely]
Fluttershy:...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th день of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a пальто hanger. He slowly walks...
continue reading...
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce returned to his таблица from the bathroom when he noticed Bob was missing.

Pierce: Where did he go?
Waitress: *Arrives* Where did your friend go?
Pierce: That's what I'd like to find out! He must have left without me. *Sits down* I might as well finish this first, then find a way to catch up to him. *Drinks his milkshake, and takes a bite from his burger*

Meanwhile Karl was driving his car through a town called Tipton. He was on the same highway as Tom again, but this time he was behind him.

Karl: *Stops at a red light*
Pony 1: *Stops behind him, and revs his engine twice*
Pony 2: Easy....
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also...
continue reading...
LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would Ты help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely Ты must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of Пение the радуга factory Музыка video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth Стена styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told Ты not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...
continue reading...
Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd Ты bring me to Cake N' бекон, бэкон for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, by all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me еще reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what Ты think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
continue reading...
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case крекер, взломщик were at a phone booth by a drug store when this happened.

Gordon: *Inserts coins in phone booth, and dials Jim's number*
Case Cracker: *Waits in the car*
Jim: Hello?
Gordon: It's done. Anthony is dead.
Jim: That's good. Come on down to the pizzeria, and I'll-
RIB's: *Shooting ponies in pizzeria*
Jim: *Gets shot* AGH! Get over here quickly!! *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Runs to car* Case, Jim is in trouble. I don't know what's happening, but we have to go help him quickly *Drives onto highway*
Case Cracker: Let's hurry then!
Gordon: *Going 90 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *Impatiently...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case крекер, взломщик blew up a room in the Equestrian Pyramid. They were on a lift outside of the building, and were now about to finish the job.

Case Cracker: On your mark. *readies pistol*
Gordon: *Makes lift go down* Get set.
Manehattan Ponies: *Running away*
Gordon: *stops lift* Go *Runs in room*
Case Cracker: *Runs inside. Shoots 3 running away*
Manehattan ponies: *Grab Shotguns*
Gordon: *Shoots a pony's head off* Get behind the counter *Gets behind counter*
Case Cracker: *Ducks behind counter*
Manehattan пони 36: *Shoots the counter* Get up, and fight like stallions Ты cowards!
Case Cracker:...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon
Gordon
SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case крекер, взломщик at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told Ты that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: Эй, Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case крекер, взломщик with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon:...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic радуга as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are Ты laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are Ты doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes Ты think it's the end?

Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.

Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits...
continue reading...
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link to part 3: link

Ditto: There are two things I want Ты to do.
Thomas: I thought Ты сказал(-а) there was only one thing.
Ditto: Yeah, well.. I lied about that. I want Ты to practice concentration, and spiking the ball.
Erik: I can't believe Ты lied to us coach.
Ditto: Yeah, I know. Now start practicing, first on spiking. Thomas, Mimi, and Joe, Ты go on one side of the net, and the rest of Ты stay on the other side.
Silver: That's fine. I had no anticipation on leaving this side of the net anyway.
Ditto: Good. *Throws волейбол to Thomas* Spike it Tom.
Thomas: *Spikes the ball, but it goes...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After some time passed, the diamond Собаки got their ship repaired. Well, actually they didn't do anything. They just watched the repair пони fix their ship.

Repair Pony: There. Your ship has been repaired. It'll cost you-
Indiana Bones: *Shoots the ground near the pony's hoof* We won't be paying anything if Ты don't mind.
Repair Pony: *Nervous* Uh no. I don't mind. Go ahead. The repairs are free.
Indiana Bones: Just the way we like it. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Yeah.

As they were getting their ship out of the repairs, Martin went back into the guard tower, and looked through his microscope....
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience:...
continue reading...