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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one еще job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the волк pack. Those sluts украл, палантин all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if Ты can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And секунда will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out and leave mark there. I printed Ты skull stickers. Ты have about one hour. Ты need only two guys to be honest. Now - tick tock better get your faces there ponies.

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волк Pack Warehouse #4
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Damien - *opens window*
Joel - *gets in thru broken rooftop*
Damien - 3 guys here...
Joel - none секунда floor.
Damien - There is only three total... Let's go *runs to metal doors and takes out drill* drill baby drill *turns around*
Joel - *slowly open doors* hello there little щенок *takes out silenced glock and shoots dog* pet down waiting for Ты at truck.
Damien - yea yea *keep drilling the lock* there Ты go *opens doors* yo I see the computer.
FI - connect USB I gave Ты and let me do the magic.
Damien - Speed up dude if they see me there gonna be a bloodshed.
FI - Almooooost.... Done go go go
Damien - *takes USB and leaves thru window*


FI - Good job guys now they should be scared of us. We should be called Ghost Gang for that action.

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22:40
Docks
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Damien - Shit it's cold dude.
Joel - Yeah.
Jackson - Hm... Where they are not here yet.
Jeremy - Maybe they got captured by police.
FI - I don't think so. Shit I smell a set up.
Damien - I don't like it...
Jeremy - Yeah Like We a- *get shot*
SWAT - This is EPD hold your hands up!
Damien - Shit SWAT Team!
Jackson - Jeremy! Jeremy shit!!
FI - Oh fuck this car - I got fresh info this car have our money we got set up they got our contact! Hit into the car take money and princess and get the fuck away from there!
Joel - *opens car trunk* yep there it is *takes bag* let's go!
Jackson - What about Jeremy!
Damien - He got shot in the fuckin head dumbass let's go! *pulls Jackson*
FI - OK guys I gonna prepare some run away for Ты get ready.
Driver - Alright boys can will be there in about 5 минуты hang tight.
Twilight - *cries*
Damien - It's your fault this guy died... And it's your fault all those police guys gonna die *reloads AK*
Joel - Don't get cocky.
FI - Heavy Armored... Oh shit they send all type of units. Cloackers, Snipers, Tazers and even Army Ponies.
Damien - Shit.....
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5 минуты of hard fight
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Damien - Will get that Ты fucking trash *shoots еще police*
Jackson - Fuuck it hurt...
Joel - Jackson got shot where is the van!
Driver - Behind Ты lad!
FI - Get her into the van. Driver try to avoid roadblocks.
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23 минуты of driving
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Jackson - Shiit... It hurts guys...
Damien - Don't be a pussy.
*car crashes*
Joel - Everyone alright!
Damien - Driver is dead... Holy shit Jackson got skull crusher!
Joel - It's me and Ты now partner!
FI - Fucking driver. Can't keep his work right... Locating Ты wait.
Joel - No police let's run when we can!
Twilight - Stop it please! No еще Ponies die!
Damien - Shut the fuck up! *pushes Twilight*
FI - Heli is around they will take Ты out of there don't worry guys keep it cool!
Damien - Easy said...
Joel - Fuck dude.... *wears off mask*
Damien - Put the mask on Ты idiot Police is trailing us!
Joel - *vomits to lake* W-Wait dude... I can't handle the situation...
FI - Pilot is there Ты see him, get to the heli and fly the fuck away from there boys.

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Safehous
02:40
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Damien - I can't belive it...
Joel - God... DAMNIT...
FI - It's OK guys Ты escaped the se-up. People saw Ты in action I will get Ты some people to help. Hang tight for now and don't peak out. We are in deeper shit. We can get death row of they gonna get us.




TBC
posted by mariofan14
(Before this story begins, let me tell Ты that with this article, I'm starting over with the stories I may tell Ты all. As Ты may have enjoyed the stories I told in the past, I hope Ты enjoy this one. Thanks for Чтение this tidbit, and do enjoy this article.)

It was a great день in the little town of Ponyville, and everyone was gallavanting about, doing their duties and businesses. Some of the others were visiting and chatting with each other and generally had good times. One of these ponies was the kind Fluttershy, out to get some Еда for herself and her animal Друзья in and near her...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't Переместить out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...



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Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

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Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
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MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

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Hooffman - Stay...
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added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily, DeviantArt
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...
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Болталка dialectics


Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless Статья of Болталка Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our Избранное party pony, Pinkie Pie. This Статья interlocks with the Назад one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the Далее few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth Стена breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by sararoyal296
Source: nami frost
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped by a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and Ты thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all Ты got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't Ты ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, Ты worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near радуга Dash* Now hurry up, and...
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added by dragonflame23
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about радуга Dash?
Rarity: радуга Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 8
Taking Control
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Fluttershy - stop don't hurt me I have story to say!
Dan - Why the hell Ты tried to kill me.
Fluttershy - I was controlled, please listen to me untill HE come here.
Darkness - He?
Fluttershy - King of Demons Ты need to stop him he- *gets stabbed*
Hunter - Too much babbling.
Fluttershy - *falls cold on ground*
Dan - What the-
Hunter - Ha ha ha ha ha... Idiots... Ты ALL are idiots!
Darkness - What are Ты doing...
Hunter - I found key to world control, we are being controlled by one "person"
Whiteheart - He's insane..
Hunter - And Ты fools gave me enough...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry had to get into the stadium to save Adrenaline, but he had to use a lock pick to unlock his friend's car.

Flag Pony: 3, 2, 1, destroy!
Racers: *Crashing into each other*
Racer 76: *In a Roadmaster, hits the back of Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: *Turns his car 180 degrees, and dives into the car*
Racer 76: *Hits two cars at once*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Racer 53: *Crashes into a station wagon*
Racer 30: *In the station wagon, and hits the Roadmaster*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Larry: *Gets into Adrenaline's El Freighto, and puts on a racer's helmet*

Song: link

Adrenaline:...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: 8u