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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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During our suspension, we ended up working in The Silver Ballroom. Andy, and I would take turns running the place. Andy ran it during the mornings, and I ran it during the rest of the day. Bob was the cashier, and Leonard made the drinks. He was good, but he sometimes got a lot of complaints of how he made the drinks.

пони 83: Hey, Ты put too much ice in here Leonard.
Leonard: Fuck you!! I'm the Commissioner of the St. Foalis Police Department!!
пони 83: So, what the hell are Ты doing here?
Leonard: I got suspended. Just enjoy the fucking drink, and don't complain anymore.

I also started making money another way. Prostitution. Any mares that wanted sex would pay me, depending on what we did, and how long we did it. I only had a few hours to do this before my shift in the afternoon, but that's all I needed. I quickly got myself a pile of $10, and $20 dollar bills, right into my pockets. A few of them would also give me something, a little extra.

Lewis: *Sitting in the bed*
Mare 84: That felt great. *Gives Lewis $60, and a small bag of cocaine*

And so that's how I got into the drug business. I didn't need to get high, I just needed the money, so I sold the drugs the mares gave me to earn a few hundred bucks.

Stop the song

Andy: *Watching Lewis outside of the Silver Ballroom*
Lewis: *Kisses a mare as she hands him four $20 dollar bills. He walks into the Silver Ballroom*
Andy: What was that Lewis?
Lewis: What was what?
Andy: That mare just gave Ты $80 man. What the hell did Ты do to make her give Ты all of that money?
Lewis: Well Andy, there are some cases when Ты just have to, ask nicely. *Walks to the bar*
Andy: I don't buy it man.
Lewis: Well, that's the truth. Take it или leave it.
Andy: *Thinks*

2 B Continued
Ok before Ты read the fanfic I want Ты guys to know that I will only be posting the first chapter as of right now. I know I Опубликовано it a while назад but I made some changes to it. I also Опубликовано it to get some feedback. This is only the first chapter of the first 1/4 of the story. The amount of pages in the first 1/4 of the story is actually 20 pages, so thats why I am posting it chapter by chapter. Feel free to tell me what Ты think and If Ты have any suggestions или see any errors please let me know. I am turning this in as part of one of my assignments in school and I would like to make it...
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 Anti-tank gun
Anti-tank gun
Green Flame sees that the enemy leader is Queen Chrysalis and her army is the changelings, they had Остаться в живых their shape shifting power, which made them an easy target for Green. He silently clicked the hammer back on his винтовка and pulled the trigger, Flame saw the changeling fall down quickly after the shot.

The other changelings responded by signaling to the tank drivers to огонь at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their пушка the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
Okay so this is a parody of the movie Хранители if Ты haven`t seen it. Ты should, it`s a great movie. It`ll have:
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
радуга dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.


Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
My Little Pony,
My Little пони ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until Ты all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies Ты opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until Ты all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: Эй, u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!


Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)


Discord: радуга dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes радуга a filly)

filly dash: Эй, u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks радуга back)


Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................
posted by StarWarsFan7
Octavia's band slowly begins to play Here Comes the Bride as everypony turns their colorful heads to Pinkie Pie, who is walking up to the alter with her father Clyde Pie Далее to her. He is crying tears of joy while trying to rub his face with his hoof but it can't hide how much Clyde cares for his youngest daughter.

Standing in front of the alter, Discord, a Draconequus who once treated ponies like his slaves when he ruled Equestria before Princesses Celestia and Luna, smiles brightly at his fiance who is beaming at him as well.

This is the moment Discord had been waiting for. Ever since the...
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Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and Статья about why радуга dash is my Избранное пони so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my Избранное is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the Цвета of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....
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Болталка dialectics

Hello and welcome to Болталка dialectics! It has been еще than a год since the last article, so I have decided, that it was long overdue for a new one. So without any delay, we shall jump into it!

Today we’re going to take a closer look at a member of the Mane 6 and the reason why she’s generating mixed emotions in the fandom. Some like her, some are huge fans, and many people downright hate her, claiming she’s the worst character in the show. Within the Далее few lines we will attempt to seek out the reasons of such negative emotions toward this character and disproof,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 6 is beginning

As the other ponies started fighting the zombies, Pinkie Pie was going to turn on the power.

Pinkie Pie: *Buys the door to the costume room, and runs to the door that leads backstage. She buys it, and runs to the power switch*
Twilight: *Shooting a hoof off of a zombie* Give him a hoof.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the power, and runs back towards the costume room*
Applejack: Hey, the power is on!
Rainbow Dash: To the teleporter!
Twilight: *Running to the teleporter with радуга Dash, and Applejack*

The two ponies overtook Twilight, which was a good thing to, because of this.

Pinkie Pie:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 3.

The Howling Death.

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Equestrian Woods.
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Darkness - I don't feel right here...
Whiteheart - Something IS odd...
*gu nshot comes from side*
Soldier - They're camouflaged! *gets shot*
??? - Hold fire!
Lightning - *whispers* Batponies don't use guns...
Shadow - well well well. Aren't those great Герои of Equestria... Hahahaha... Ты are under arrest.
Darkness - Because?
*the planes are flying over their head*
Shadow - What the-
*planes drop bombs*
Shadow - who the hell... Is that.
Blackshadow - Demon Army. We do have technology.
Shadow - Tch, without Ты they won't do much...


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Cell number 54...
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