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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.

Codename : Black Friday.

//: 21st SAS Squadron
-Commander Hooffman.
-Sergeant Tower
-Copral Nighthook
-Private First Class Workman.

Location : Equestrian Waters.


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SAS Leader - We are proceeding to check the ship.
Dan - Copy. Do what it takes to check it.
Baseplate - 21st This ship may contain nuclear reactors be advised.

Hooffman - Rodger. Alright Lads. Time to roll *goes onto ship*
Tower - This place stinks like fish.
Hooffman - Don't chit chat.
Tower - Aye sir.
Nighthook - I see someone on deck.
Workman - I don't like it mates.
Hooffman - Neither do I. *sets at doors* On Ты Night.
Nighthook - *places breaching charges* Private *throws trigger to Workman*
Workman - On 3... 1... 2... 3! *presses button and doors explode*
Hooffman - On the ground!
Russian - Blyat! *grabs AK*
Hooffman - Weapons free!
Nighthook - *shoots weaponed Russians*
Workman - *shoots sleeping Russian*
Tower - *shotguns Russian on control panel*
Hooffman - Aye good job. *grabs radio* Baseplate it looks like original Captain got killed.
Baseplate - Rodger. MI5 asked to check containers.
Hooffman - On it. *goes down and check Nuclar reactor container* SHIT! LITTLEBIRD TAKE US!
Pilot - Copy!
Baseplate - Hooffman talk to us!
Hooffman - There are fucking bombs planted on reactors - hell much of C4 we are about to get fried!
*all team gets on heli*

*ship explodes into flames and green облако games out*

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Later
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Dan - Gentelman, Princesses and Main 6. We are under crisis right now.
Shadow - *takes out old GlobeX files* Do Ты remember this?
Dan - My old friend gave thread files to me. They strike again. I don't know under who but it is them.
Celestia - How do we know?
Shadow - Our UAV have caught a whole fleet of enemy coming to Equestrian Shore.
GIGN Commandment - This is GIGN Paris is under fire! The city is fucking burning!
Overlord - This is Overlord United States are being attacked by unknown enemy, Washington and Los Angeles are down.
GROM Commandment - Poland is under heavy middle огонь we can't keep up!
Spetnaz Commander - Russia is under internal attack!
SAS Leader - Unknown Army approaching Лондон right now.

Dan - All voices. It's global crisis.
Celestia - What Ты want to do.
Dan - GEA Fireteams will defend us. Hooffman Ты will come back to GEA as Commander of Fireteam Reaper.
Hooffman - It will be an honor.



Let the war begin.



To Be Continued.
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posted by AngelicWaffle
DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? Ты here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...
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The last we saw our heroes, they had formulated a plan to kill the tyrant King Cobra. No sooner had this plan been brought up, King кобра and his elite soldiers took up residence in Ponyville. Sending one of his men to deliver a vial of his seductive venom to Cloudsdale (to be spread across Equestria), he found haven in Twilight's house (who, by the way, is trapped in the human world). After intercepting the vial, Snowflake flew back to the hideout (Sugarcube Corner), to find her Друзья captured by King Cobra. She fled, unnoticed, to the Everfree forest, where she now sat with Tropical Breezes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful день in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering еще ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: Ты really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot Ты in the arm! Why aren't Ты bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop the nuke!...
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 Mike the pegasus
Mike the pegasus
радуга Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

Rainbow Dash: I called Ты all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
Rainbow Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, или others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
Rainbow Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my Друзья being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
Rainbow Dash: Your group counts, because Оружие kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's...
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posted by applejackrocks
So, AJ and Pinkie Pie walked and walked and walked, but it never seemed they were closer to Canterlot. Suddenly they got lost, and it was dark....

Pinkie: are we there yet?
AJ: No
Pinkie: how about now?
AJ: no
Pinkie: now?
AJ: NO!!!

*silence*

Pinkie: Эй, AJ?
AJ: yea?
Pinkie: Do Ты know where we are?
AJ: .....no....
Pinkie: what are we going to do now? we need help! we're going to die!!!!
AJ: calm down pinkie....we'll be okay...for now....
Pinkie: brrrr! its cold out here...
AJ: here, take my scarf (hands over scarf to pinkie)
Pinkie: thanks, but what about you?
AJ: I'll be okay....
Pinkie: can we rest?
AJ:...
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posted by applejackrocks
In Ponyville, where AJ, RD, Rarity, FS, Pinkie pie, and Twilight are in a picnic........

AJ: what a wonderful день to have a picnic!
Pinkie: *giggles* Ты сказал(-а) it sister!
RD: Эй, Rarity?
Rarity: Yes darling?
RD: would Ты pass me the salt......please?
Rarity: Ofcourse! (Passes salt to RD)
RD: thanks
Twilight: so, what should we do now?
Fluttershy: how about we help the Животные with their food?
RD: Nah! Thats to boring!
AJ: how about ya'll come to mah farm?
All: yeah!

In AJ's Farm.....

Pinkie: man, i wish it would rain Шоколад milk, like last time with Discor-
Twilight: dont say his name! I hate him........
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*Runs*
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are Ты doing this i know Ты have the power to stop this so Любовь and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: Ты made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end
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posted by ThatMarySue
The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please Сообщить to the радуга sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow сердце blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the облако floor as she stumbled towards the радуга sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. радуга сердце flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at радуга Heart,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.

Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.

He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.

Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter...
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