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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.

Codename : Black Friday.

//: 21st SAS Squadron
-Commander Hooffman.
-Sergeant Tower
-Copral Nighthook
-Private First Class Workman.

Location : Equestrian Waters.


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SAS Leader - We are proceeding to check the ship.
Dan - Copy. Do what it takes to check it.
Baseplate - 21st This ship may contain nuclear reactors be advised.

Hooffman - Rodger. Alright Lads. Time to roll *goes onto ship*
Tower - This place stinks like fish.
Hooffman - Don't chit chat.
Tower - Aye sir.
Nighthook - I see someone on deck.
Workman - I don't like it mates.
Hooffman - Neither do I. *sets at doors* On Ты Night.
Nighthook - *places breaching charges* Private *throws trigger to Workman*
Workman - On 3... 1... 2... 3! *presses button and doors explode*
Hooffman - On the ground!
Russian - Blyat! *grabs AK*
Hooffman - Weapons free!
Nighthook - *shoots weaponed Russians*
Workman - *shoots sleeping Russian*
Tower - *shotguns Russian on control panel*
Hooffman - Aye good job. *grabs radio* Baseplate it looks like original Captain got killed.
Baseplate - Rodger. MI5 asked to check containers.
Hooffman - On it. *goes down and check Nuclar reactor container* SHIT! LITTLEBIRD TAKE US!
Pilot - Copy!
Baseplate - Hooffman talk to us!
Hooffman - There are fucking bombs planted on reactors - hell much of C4 we are about to get fried!
*all team gets on heli*

*ship explodes into flames and green облако games out*

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Later
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Dan - Gentelman, Princesses and Main 6. We are under crisis right now.
Shadow - *takes out old GlobeX files* Do Ты remember this?
Dan - My old friend gave thread files to me. They strike again. I don't know under who but it is them.
Celestia - How do we know?
Shadow - Our UAV have caught a whole fleet of enemy coming to Equestrian Shore.
GIGN Commandment - This is GIGN Paris is under fire! The city is fucking burning!
Overlord - This is Overlord United States are being attacked by unknown enemy, Washington and Los Angeles are down.
GROM Commandment - Poland is under heavy middle огонь we can't keep up!
Spetnaz Commander - Russia is under internal attack!
SAS Leader - Unknown Army approaching Лондон right now.

Dan - All voices. It's global crisis.
Celestia - What Ты want to do.
Dan - GEA Fireteams will defend us. Hooffman Ты will come back to GEA as Commander of Fireteam Reaper.
Hooffman - It will be an honor.



Let the war begin.



To Be Continued.
While Jack was walking away from the others, a mare was looking at him. She was called Sally

Professor Something: Sally! Come over to me at once.
Sally: Hmmm, no.
Professor Something: You're not ready for this.
Sally: Yes I am.
Professor Something: *Grabs Sally* No, you're not!!
Sally: Can't Ты just let me be? *kicks professor*
Professor Something: Ah *falls out wheel chair*

Sally then followed Jack, as he went for a walk.

Jack: *throws money in jar*
Musical band: Nice work old bean.
Jack: Yeah I guess so. Just like last year, and the год before that. *continues walking*
Sally: *watching*
Jack:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful день in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering еще ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: Ты really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot Ты in the arm! Why aren't Ты bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight were in the prison cells on the ship, but they still had a radio.

Twilight: Man, can anypony hear me?
S: Is that Ты Twilight? Where's Mane?
Con: Right here S. Listen, we need Ты to call in reinforcements from M.I.3.
S: Is that neccesary? Where are Ты two?
Russian pony87: *hears radio*
Twilight: Man just do it!
Russian pony87: Who are Ты talking to?
Twilight: Con man. Nopony else I can talk to.
Russian pony87: Well uh, keep it quiet.
Con: Sure *breaks jail door*
Russian pony74: HEY!
Twilight: *shoots enemy*
Con: *takes pistol*
NMM: Sir? Con & Twilight have escaped.
Drake: Then...
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Okay, this time, Azura, Nikki, Score, Cotton Swirl, stormy, Jack, черника, блуберри Swirl, Brawny, Twirl, Pixel, and Pacifica ran to the same place where they last saw Discord. Pacifica was all dressed up as she was going to go to are resort, she had high heels on cause she was afraid she was going to touch dirt. Pacifica, as usual was mean to Nikki and Score. She told them to carry her all the way to our destiny. Nikki and Score didn't wanted to do it but they knew what would happen if they didn't. So they carried her.

Nikki: *pant* *pant* are we there yet?
Score: *pant* I don't think so
Stormy: Why...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Chapter 1:the spell

“so, why did ya'll bring us here?” яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса asked, the six ponies were sitting in a круг in Twilight's library.

“I'm going to try out a new spell, I need Ты five to help.” Twilight explained before she started the spell. Purple light filled the room.

“uh, Twilight, is this supposed to happen?” Spike asked.

“i think so, don't remember everything about what I read.” Twilight replied.

“I'm feelin mighty tired sugarcube.” яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса yawned.

“me too.” радуга dash сказал(-а) sleepily.

After a few еще секунды all the ponies, and Spike were out cold on the ground, the библиотека was gone, nopony was awake enough to notice as they all continued to slumber.
posted by cupcake2456
Okay,to get this started,I would like to thank everybody who joined this club and mostly for whoever made this club!

I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.

This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how Ты guys have been Актёрское искусство around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for Актёрское искусство like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.

I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and еще people.I hope Ты all read this.Please Комментарий below if Ты like.
posted by jordy_dash
Welcome to the first instalment of the Royal Mare, bringing news since today! First up is the new role play created by our good friend Sean, it is named the "equestrian graffiti" role play and seems like it shall be good, it is based in the 1960's and if Ты have an oc and want to roleplay then this may be the one for you! Now an older Фан has returned! Her name is is feather may fan! Give her some "welcome backs" "nice to meet you" and "hey Эй, hey"'s to make her feel the Любовь and welcome! BREAKING NEWS! It has came to our attention that the boy that wanted to be able to bring his Rainbow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lady took Con to her house.

Lady: How are Ты going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the год 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell Ты that. Are Ты ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*

It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the год 2014.

P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place Ты have here.
P: Thank Ты Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have you...
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Spike:Ugh,another пиво I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give Ты them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Like a shadow loves to follow
When the sun's shining bright
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

And how the moon can Переместить the water
When the stars are in the sky
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

I've always got your back
I'll always hold it down
I'll be around
And anything Ты need
won't have to make a sound
'Cause i'll be around

And when the times get harder
We can take off
You don't have to worry
if we get lost
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around
And Ты don't have to wonder
We can be free
Anything Ты want,
you can count on me
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around

And it's much better than a promise
It's еще like...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Слэш - *looks around the murder scene wich is pinkies house*
Ace - I see nothing.
Slash - Well I do see some apples. The died out of strong kick I assume.
Ace - UT the autopsy say-
Slash - Poison. лиса, фокс used poison. But секунда coming was another Killer. Wich is... *looks up on cealing* Haaa... *looks on таблица and points on яблоко pie* AppleJack.
Ace - What! How can Ты be so sure.
Slash - She came In and gave Pinkie the яблоко pie. Problem is. *cuts pie in half* Half of it is poison. While секунда part is hallucigen. She probably saw monster или something kicked her almost dead body and ran away tripping...
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posted by Canada24
Spike: Uh, Twilight? Where's your castle?

Twilight: The map pulled us back, but whatever Starlight did in the past changed things here!

Spike: But why? And how did we get here? Where's here?

Twilight: еще like when.

Saten: (annoyed) Please Twilight, that's such a douche time-traveler thing to say.

Twilight: Whatever.. Point is, Starlight altered звезда Swirl's spell, then somehow used it on the map to travel into the past and change something!

Saten: It's obvious what it i-

Twilight: Saten, please.. Anyway. Once she did, the map pulled us back to the present!

Spike: So we're back where— I mean, when...
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Shadow - Will he mange to do it?
Dan - He is smart... How I created Him.
Shadow - What if he rebel?
Dan - Don't worry, he believes in friendship.
??? - Friendship IS Magic...
Dan - Hahaha... Right... I hope he will use his new power well
Shadow - Power of Creation?
Dan - No... Power of free will... They both have it now. And he can change slomeone soul with it. I hope and I believe he can do it.

Episode 10
When creation gain free will
-_--_---

Darkness - Huh. Where are you...
Hunter - HAHAHAHAHAHA *attacks him from behind*
Darkness - *there is дерево that blocks an attack*
Hunter - *but дерево fall under force*...
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posted by Canada24
Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.

Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!

Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.

Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] Ты mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!

Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do Ты have something Ты need to say? Ты seem like you've been keeping something in.

Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]

Fluttershy: We're here...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sadren was driving to a scrapyard to kill Francis and Molly. However, he didn't notice Jon and Frank on their motorcycles.

Jon: Canterlot 15 Mary-3 and 4, we found one of the suspects from the bank robbery, it looks like he has two hostages with him. *Rides behind the car*
Frank: That other пони is holding on for life Jon.
Jon: We need to catch up before he falls off.
Sadren: *Turns right into the scrapyard, and stops the car, and stops near a crane*
Francis: What are we doing here?
Sadren: Your car will be hoisted into the air by that кран in front of us. It picks up anything made out of metal,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Case крекер, взломщик returned to the Pizzeria with Gordon and Sam, they told Jim about their success.

Jim: Alright, great job Ты three. Now, time for lunch. I'm buying. Want any pizza?
Sam: I'll take mine with broccoli, and onions.
Case Cracker: I'd like some pineapple on mine.
Gordon: Get me sausage.
Jim: How many slices would Ты like?
Sam: I'll take two.
Case Cracker: Two.
Gordon: Just one for me.
Jim: Okay. *Goes to order pizza*
Sam: We did great.
Case Cracker: A clean kill. No еще cop.

They enjoyed their pizza. Далее day, Gordon was sleeping when Case крекер, взломщик walked into his home.

Gordon: Case, what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed by any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: Ты know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, или terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. Ты don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do Ты want from me?
Trixie:I want Ты to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But Ты can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now Ты are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is еще weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't Ты dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are Ты going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with Ты again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need Ты anymore.You know what?I didn't needed Ты at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am by your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
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