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Cadence was still disguised as Celestia when this happened

Colonel Kramer: *raises glass* To health gentlemen. *drinks*
Others: *drink*
Cadence: *does not drink*
Colonel Kramer: You're not drinking Princess Celestia.
Cadence: I shouldn't. I've got to remain sober for when I return to Canterlot.
Colonel Kramer: If Ты return to Canterlot.
General Rosemeyer: It all depends on whether she talks или not.
Colonel Kramer: You're right. It also depends on two other things.
Cadence: What do Ты mean?
Nazi: *brings Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon to them*
Colonel Kramer: These two are a part of our army....

Rarity: But we don't have any instruments.
Pinkie: We'll just use our voices.
Fluttershy: Who will sing to her first?
RD: Not me.
AJ: Not me.
Pinkie: Not me.
Rarity: Not me.
Fluttershy: *gulps* I-I'll do it.
RD: That's my winged friend!
Rarity: *rubs horn* (teleports her the others in the street)
AJ: Now we just wait for her to come.
Pinkie: Yep.

20 минуты later...

Rarity: UGH! Where is she?!
RD: Ehem. SHADE SHADOW!!!!!!
AJ: -.-
RD: *smirks*
Fluttershy: There she is! *
SS: *flies to RD* YOU?! W-WHAT?!? I KILLED YOU!!!!
RD: Yeah. I don't think so. *laughs*
SS: HOW DID Ты CURE THEM?!
RD: Potion book.
SS: P-Potion...

Chrysalis: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cadence: Does it hurt? *sarcastic* I'm sorry. *horn stops glowing*
Chrysalis: *gasps* W-What did u do to me?!
Cadence: *smirks* Go take a look. *runs off*
Chrysalis: *confused, and pops outta bushes*
Discord: Ch- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!!! *runs off*
Chrysalis: Discord?! What's wrong?!
Discord: THERES A MONSTER IN OUR SCHOOL!!!!!
Chrysalis: W-What?! *Runs to Celestia* Celestia?!
Celestia: yes? *turns around* GAh! I-I Umm.. Perhaps..*gulps* y-your new?
Chrysalis: No! Celestia its me Chrysalis!
Celestia: LUNA!!!!
Luna: (flies Далее to Celestia) Yea Tia?
Celestia:...

This rather funny story of discovery and prevention of pure embarrassment (which results in total failure) begins with Blue waking up and stepping out of постель, кровати and tripping on a pair of розовый panties laying on the floor (this is the first story in which the two sibling are wearing clothes. If there already is a Фан fiction I wrote with them wearing clothes, let me know in the comments), belonging to none other that his sister Lyra. Up tripping, he slides across the wooden floor (on his butt) and runs into the bathroom door. And then...


Lyra: HEY! Keep it down, I'm trying to sleep! *Blue stands...

Капкейки 2, Friendship is Slaughter
Written by Bitcloud
Edited by the super awesome Satanisthesavior


Applebloom wiped the sweat from her brow with a long sigh. Her task had taken a lot longer than Pinkie сказал(-а) it would. She felt sick from the scene before her: Silver Spoon’s empty body hung on the rack before her.
Pinkie got out of her chair hidden in the darkness of a nearby corner of the gruesome dungeon. As Pinkie stepped into the light, Applebloom could see an ecstatic smile on her face. Pinkies hooves made a slight sucking sound as she walked across the congealing blood on the floor. “You’re...