Weird Pickup Lines

Do Ты think I could borrow that dress sometime?

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom сказал(-а) I couldn't go by myself.

Ты are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by Ты until I'm 20.

Excuse me, I just noticed Ты noticing me and I just wanted to give Ты notice that I noticed Ты too.

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with Ты every step of the way.

Know what would look good on you? Me.

Ты look much еще attractive in person than Ты do through my telescope.

Do Ты like heavy metal? Because I can teach Ты how to scream.

Girl, Ты gotta be tired coz Ты been runnin through my mind all day.

Эй, can i have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone out of you.

You, me, sex, now.

I want to take your skin off and wear it as my own

If I follow Ты home, who Ты keep me?

Some I remember Чтение on an old thing in high school.

"I wish I could sew myself to you."

"How much money do Ты want for your old toothbrush?"

"I bought the most expensive binoculars. That’s how much I Любовь you."

"You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way."

"My aunt says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known."

"I want to live in a nest of your hair."

Ты look like somebody I know. My Далее significant other.

I made sure to buy clothes in all the same Цвета as your clothes and I have been very closely observing your color-wearing habits so now we can look alike every single day

I want to swim in those blue eyes.

I would totally volunteer to be your рубашка all день in order to feel your abs...

Ты look so good that I've compiled a whole фото album of Ты just sitting in front of me in class

And this is one I didn't just make up but I Любовь it anyway: "Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be pi/2 because Ты are the 1".

I got a фото album of every step Ты take.

Your nails (claws) sure are yellow. Can Ты Любовь me til it hurts? (Yellow Claw song related pun)

I wanna taste your red lips to see if they lie. (Skrillex song related pun)

It's the first of the year, so I wanna be the first one Ты fuck this год (another Skrillex song related pun)

That's all I could think of there...