Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing Ты naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't Ты have some laundry to do или something?
Ты are so cute when Ты get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a минута - I get it. What time of the месяц is it?
Ты sure Ты don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of сука flakes this morning!
Who are Ты kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.