The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.
Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke the words. She sounded like she had a cold или something. I waited patiently and the stall Далее to the woman who sounded like a man opened up. A middle aged lady came out, she had оранжевый hair, but I didn’t pay attention, I just went in and did MY business.
Ellen’s P.O.V
After Tabby went in the bathroom, I waited for her. The woman came out of the stall her. She washed her brown hands and then puffed her hair up. And then she сказал(-а) this, “Is yours natural?” I looked around, looking for someone else. “Umm, what?” I asked. She laughed as if I just asked what color was my hair. “You’re hair!” She said. “Are Ты a natural blonde?” I looked at her as if I were unsure of what to say. “Yeah.” I сказал(-а) finally. “Oh, that’s good, it’s so hard to find people who have natural hair, these days.” I laughed with her and then she сказал(-а) something Ты would never believe. “What school do Ты go to?” What was wrong with this woman? “Um, Sultan High School!” She looked at me like I was an alien from Neptune! “Who’s your homeroom teacher?” she asked. “Uh, Mr. Congrooves.” I said. “OH! Tell him Dr. Z сказал(-а) Hi!” Just then, Tabby came out, and Dr. Z walked out the door.
“Why would Ты tell her what school we go to?!?” Tabby asked me as she washed her hands.
{This was a true story, this happened to me and my friend during my birthday weekend. We told my parents, and they laughed. It was a funny experience, that probably me nor her will ever forget!}
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.
Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke the words. She sounded like she had a cold или something. I waited patiently and the stall Далее to the woman who sounded like a man opened up. A middle aged lady came out, she had оранжевый hair, but I didn’t pay attention, I just went in and did MY business.
Ellen’s P.O.V
After Tabby went in the bathroom, I waited for her. The woman came out of the stall her. She washed her brown hands and then puffed her hair up. And then she сказал(-а) this, “Is yours natural?” I looked around, looking for someone else. “Umm, what?” I asked. She laughed as if I just asked what color was my hair. “You’re hair!” She said. “Are Ты a natural blonde?” I looked at her as if I were unsure of what to say. “Yeah.” I сказал(-а) finally. “Oh, that’s good, it’s so hard to find people who have natural hair, these days.” I laughed with her and then she сказал(-а) something Ты would never believe. “What school do Ты go to?” What was wrong with this woman? “Um, Sultan High School!” She looked at me like I was an alien from Neptune! “Who’s your homeroom teacher?” she asked. “Uh, Mr. Congrooves.” I said. “OH! Tell him Dr. Z сказал(-а) Hi!” Just then, Tabby came out, and Dr. Z walked out the door.
“Why would Ты tell her what school we go to?!?” Tabby asked me as she washed her hands.
{This was a true story, this happened to me and my friend during my birthday weekend. We told my parents, and they laughed. It was a funny experience, that probably me nor her will ever forget!}
вверх 24 Эминем song (random order)
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope Ты like this one better than the first one please leave a Комментарий if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope Ты like this one better than the first one please leave a Комментарий if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
10. Sing “Bad Touch” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains или argues, reply with “What are Ты gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with Ты for Halloween
4. Показать him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile или if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room или says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains или argues, reply with “What are Ты gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with Ты for Halloween
4. Показать him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile или if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room или says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
Эмо Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My сердце is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its Любовь i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My Друзья call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not Эмо i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
Эмо Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My сердце is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its Любовь i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My Друзья call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not Эмо i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
There is a topless фото of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied by some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged фото of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” сказал(-а) her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied by some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged фото of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” сказал(-а) her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!