just got this while browsing the net
1.I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.
2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.
3.A bunch of nerds украл, палантин it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.
4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.
5.My mother took it to have it framed.
6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket украл, палантин it.
7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.
8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination wore off and we had to go to the hospital.
9.My skimpy printer ran out of ink.
10.I wasn't able to do my homework this weekend because when I went ice fishing, the heater inside of the tent got too close to the Стена of the tent, starting it on fire. And when I ran out of there, I realized that my cat was still in there. My cat was in there because all the small рыба that I catch, I just give to my cat. But when I went back for my cat, the огонь was too hot. So I spent the weekend morning the loss of my cat.
11."You сказал(-а) do Вопросы 1-10. Ты didn't say bring them in."
12.My youngest daughter couldn't turn in her homework because her younger step-brother had stolen it, filled it in and turned it in to his teacher to prove how smart he was.
13.My house is being fumigated and I don't want to go in there and suffocate just to get it.
14.I left it in my рубашка and my mother put the рубашка in the wash.
15.I didn't do it because I spent all night doing the Назад night's homework.
16.My Dad accidentally put it in his портфель and took it to work.
17.My flash drive exploded.
18.The cleaning lady threw it away.
19.I felt like doing the whole book on the bus ride home, so I did -- but after the first 116 pages, I got bus-sick and puked all over the workbook and all my homework! What a coincidence, eh? So I started an extra credit Сообщить about World War I & II in my car going back Главная after ужин and, lo and behold!, my clumsy little siblings all felt carsick and hurled all over it and the World War библиотека book (that'll explain the School библиотека fine). And it was already too late to start another one, so my mom wrote me a note excusing me for not bringing in my homework. I was looking at it on the bus when Billy (or whoever), who was sitting Далее to me, felt really sick and guess what happened?
20.I put it in the safe, but Остаться в живых the combination.
21.My child’s locker is jammed and she can't get her homework out of it.
22.Some aliens from outer Космос borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.
23.Had to bail mom out of jail again.
24.A sudden wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.
25.I have the mathematical proof, but there isn't room to write it in the margin.
26.The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.
27.I was in the lunch room and another student started criticizing Ты and I just couldn't let that go without letting him know he was wrong. I searched through my backpack to find something to throw at him, and all I could find was today's homework assignment, so I let him have it.
28.I thought the assignment was uninspiring. I read Moby Dick instead.
29.I got soap in my eyes and was blinded for the rest of the night.
30.Please excuse Jackie for not having her homework she was a little under the weatherman, and there was a big flurry in Central America.
31.I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.It wasn't challenging enough.
32.Our dog has mistaken Reid’s homework for that GOSH DAMN newspaper.
33.I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
34.I gave it to a homeless man to line his hat with.
35.My daughter couldn't turn in her homework because her dad had used it to start a огонь in the wood stove.
36.A man came into my house last night and threatened to commit suicide. Well, it turns out he had a split-personality, so it was considered a hostage situation. It was a big commotion. Police, ambulance, everything! I can't believe Ты didn't hear about it! That's why I couldn't get my homework done.
37.A mad circus clown украл, палантин it on my bus stop and tried luring me into his house with it.
38.Aliens from outer Космос abducted my homework. They threatened me and сказал(-а) that if I didn’t give them my homework that I would be terminated.
39."Sharon didn't do her homework because of her eyes.....She couldn't see any reason to do it."
40.My internet access was down (for emailed assignments).
41.I did my homework in my head, I didn’t know I was supposed to write it down. Then I forgot. Далее time should I Показать my work?
42.I left it at Mom's house when she took me back to Dad's house.
43.I did do it all, but before I got a chance to save, my book crashed and I Остаться в живых it all.
44.I loaned it to a friend, but he moved away.
45.I left it in my locker with last week's assignment.
46."I left it on your стол письменный, стол last Friday but its just not here and it was handwritten so I can't print it off again, took me ages!"
47.I left it in a hymn book in the choir loft, having used it to mark my solo.
48.I gave it to the substitute.
49.My printer broke and my disk is corrupted. Unfortunately my computer crashed this morning as well.
50.I left my homework on my стол письменный, стол at home. My dog got ahold of it and slobbered all over it. I didn’t want to bring it in with all those dog germs.
51.I dropped it in the toilet accidentally and it got flushed.
52.I have radon poisoning.
53.My notebook got stolen in the school cafeteria and it had all my work in it.
54.There's a virus in my printer.
55."Joe don't have his homework because our family just got a new paper shredder, and I just had to test it out, and I accidentally shredded Joe’s homework."
56.My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.
57.Another student fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drowned.
58.We had no Еда in the house. I can’t do homework on an empty stomach. Can you?
59.I left it in the back of the truck when we went deer hunting. One of the textbook's word problems offended me. I'm not supporting them by doing any еще of their problems.
60.Please excuse my son for doing so poorly on the test. The час he puts aside to do homework and studying every week was Остаться в живых when the clocks "sprung forward" over the weekend.
61.I was at a rally last night.
1.I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.
2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.
3.A bunch of nerds украл, палантин it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.
4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.
5.My mother took it to have it framed.
6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket украл, палантин it.
7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.
8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination wore off and we had to go to the hospital.
9.My skimpy printer ran out of ink.
10.I wasn't able to do my homework this weekend because when I went ice fishing, the heater inside of the tent got too close to the Стена of the tent, starting it on fire. And when I ran out of there, I realized that my cat was still in there. My cat was in there because all the small рыба that I catch, I just give to my cat. But when I went back for my cat, the огонь was too hot. So I spent the weekend morning the loss of my cat.
11."You сказал(-а) do Вопросы 1-10. Ты didn't say bring them in."
12.My youngest daughter couldn't turn in her homework because her younger step-brother had stolen it, filled it in and turned it in to his teacher to prove how smart he was.
13.My house is being fumigated and I don't want to go in there and suffocate just to get it.
14.I left it in my рубашка and my mother put the рубашка in the wash.
15.I didn't do it because I spent all night doing the Назад night's homework.
16.My Dad accidentally put it in his портфель and took it to work.
17.My flash drive exploded.
18.The cleaning lady threw it away.
19.I felt like doing the whole book on the bus ride home, so I did -- but after the first 116 pages, I got bus-sick and puked all over the workbook and all my homework! What a coincidence, eh? So I started an extra credit Сообщить about World War I & II in my car going back Главная after ужин and, lo and behold!, my clumsy little siblings all felt carsick and hurled all over it and the World War библиотека book (that'll explain the School библиотека fine). And it was already too late to start another one, so my mom wrote me a note excusing me for not bringing in my homework. I was looking at it on the bus when Billy (or whoever), who was sitting Далее to me, felt really sick and guess what happened?
20.I put it in the safe, but Остаться в живых the combination.
21.My child’s locker is jammed and she can't get her homework out of it.
22.Some aliens from outer Космос borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.
23.Had to bail mom out of jail again.
24.A sudden wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.
25.I have the mathematical proof, but there isn't room to write it in the margin.
26.The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.
27.I was in the lunch room and another student started criticizing Ты and I just couldn't let that go without letting him know he was wrong. I searched through my backpack to find something to throw at him, and all I could find was today's homework assignment, so I let him have it.
28.I thought the assignment was uninspiring. I read Moby Dick instead.
29.I got soap in my eyes and was blinded for the rest of the night.
30.Please excuse Jackie for not having her homework she was a little under the weatherman, and there was a big flurry in Central America.
31.I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.It wasn't challenging enough.
32.Our dog has mistaken Reid’s homework for that GOSH DAMN newspaper.
33.I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
34.I gave it to a homeless man to line his hat with.
35.My daughter couldn't turn in her homework because her dad had used it to start a огонь in the wood stove.
36.A man came into my house last night and threatened to commit suicide. Well, it turns out he had a split-personality, so it was considered a hostage situation. It was a big commotion. Police, ambulance, everything! I can't believe Ты didn't hear about it! That's why I couldn't get my homework done.
37.A mad circus clown украл, палантин it on my bus stop and tried luring me into his house with it.
38.Aliens from outer Космос abducted my homework. They threatened me and сказал(-а) that if I didn’t give them my homework that I would be terminated.
39."Sharon didn't do her homework because of her eyes.....She couldn't see any reason to do it."
40.My internet access was down (for emailed assignments).
41.I did my homework in my head, I didn’t know I was supposed to write it down. Then I forgot. Далее time should I Показать my work?
42.I left it at Mom's house when she took me back to Dad's house.
43.I did do it all, but before I got a chance to save, my book crashed and I Остаться в живых it all.
44.I loaned it to a friend, but he moved away.
45.I left it in my locker with last week's assignment.
46."I left it on your стол письменный, стол last Friday but its just not here and it was handwritten so I can't print it off again, took me ages!"
47.I left it in a hymn book in the choir loft, having used it to mark my solo.
48.I gave it to the substitute.
49.My printer broke and my disk is corrupted. Unfortunately my computer crashed this morning as well.
50.I left my homework on my стол письменный, стол at home. My dog got ahold of it and slobbered all over it. I didn’t want to bring it in with all those dog germs.
51.I dropped it in the toilet accidentally and it got flushed.
52.I have radon poisoning.
53.My notebook got stolen in the school cafeteria and it had all my work in it.
54.There's a virus in my printer.
55."Joe don't have his homework because our family just got a new paper shredder, and I just had to test it out, and I accidentally shredded Joe’s homework."
56.My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.
57.Another student fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drowned.
58.We had no Еда in the house. I can’t do homework on an empty stomach. Can you?
59.I left it in the back of the truck when we went deer hunting. One of the textbook's word problems offended me. I'm not supporting them by doing any еще of their problems.
60.Please excuse my son for doing so poorly on the test. The час he puts aside to do homework and studying every week was Остаться в живых when the clocks "sprung forward" over the weekend.
61.I was at a rally last night.
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Anyway I Любовь this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Дисней channel. I Любовь the characters. It's interesting and funny, I Любовь that its not a typical Дисней comedy and I Любовь that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
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Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
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Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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