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Yo, so Imma put Вопросы on here about Facebook I'm really curious about. Hopefully I'll be able to get some answers....


- Why must parents like every single picture Ты put up?!

- Why do some people 'like' EVERY. SINGLE. COMMENT. someone puts on their status. When the Комментарий isn't even special, it's just like "hello." или something. или picture, whatever they posted.... Like this: *they post pic of self* My comment: Woah it's you. *they like comment* Um... okay...

- WHY DON'T THEY STOP DICKING WITH EVERYTHING AND GIVE US A DISLIKE BUTTON INSTEAD OF FUCKING UP EVERYTHING THAT WAS PERFECT ALREADY?!

- Why do people use мешанина, хеш, хэш Теги on their statuses? It's not twitter, it won't tag anything. it's like this "#bored" wtf is the point of it?!

- Why is it so damn ADDICTING yet so BORING at the same time??

- Why can some Популярное but ugly people get a gazillion likes on a fugly pic of themselves but hot yet unpopular people never get on??


- Why do most preteen girls put statuses like "I just had ice cream&& pizza<3" whats the point of two "&"s?? And they do it on purpose, too.



Okay, there is my rant about things I'm curious about on facebook. There Ты go.
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posted by PftFan99
Once I was Чтение online... It сказал(-а) that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a пицца Магазин like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the пицца when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my пицца and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
A lot of people use the word believe in their songs, but believe me, im going to be using believe a lot еще than Ты can believe!! XD LOL jk Комментарии reccommended. (i texted all this on my phone and saved it as a draft one time after school, so...) ^^'

~~~Believe~~~

A world where only Ты can,
Break the fear.
No chance to save the world then,
So jump the pier.
Makes everyone feel better...
Makes everyone feel better...

Tame the evil that's inside,
Let the night make Ты feel alive,
For there is only one for you,
Your time is finally overdue...
It's overdue...!

CH: Desperation hits a nerve,
When no one hears...
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posted by brooki
Do Ты ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and Ты cant go to sleep?


Do Ты ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?


Do Ты ever hate everything around you?


Do Ты ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that Ты end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?


Do Ты ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?





sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
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Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eyes."

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

The word "toast," meaning a proposal of health, originated in Rome, where an actual bit of spiced, burned хлеб was dropped into wine to improve the drink's flavor, absorb its sediment, and thus make it еще healthful.

The word "bookkeeper" is the only word in the English language...
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Below I have written a Болталка diary entry of a young couple.

Her Diary

Saturday night I thought he was Актёрское искусство wierd. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my Друзья all день long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong and he сказал(-а) nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He сказал(-а) it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way Главная I told...
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Whats green and looks like a lettuce? (A lettuce)
Whats green and looks like a салат but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a салат but is not a салат and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)

Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)

Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)

Why did...
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1.Beauty:
Beauty And Makeup Tips 2011 Get New Makeup Looks With Tricks & Tips By Experts From L'Oréal Paris
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2.if Ты have a certain style for makeup i will try to Список as many as i can but if i dont have yours i am sorry.


3.Natural: For eyeshadow i reccomend Золото оливковый, оливковое brown или beige.For lips Ты should use a light peachy или coral color if not Ты can wear your Избранное chapstick. For skin wash with a gentle exfoliate then add your concealer или tinted moisturizer if Ты dont have a tinted moisturizer than Ты can make your own bye using a bit of powder preferably...
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