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Yo, so Imma put Вопросы on here about Facebook I'm really curious about. Hopefully I'll be able to get some answers....


- Why must parents like every single picture Ты put up?!

- Why do some people 'like' EVERY. SINGLE. COMMENT. someone puts on their status. When the Комментарий isn't even special, it's just like "hello." или something. или picture, whatever they posted.... Like this: *they post pic of self* My comment: Woah it's you. *they like comment* Um... okay...

- WHY DON'T THEY STOP DICKING WITH EVERYTHING AND GIVE US A DISLIKE BUTTON INSTEAD OF FUCKING UP EVERYTHING THAT WAS PERFECT ALREADY?!

- Why do people use мешанина, хеш, хэш Теги on their statuses? It's not twitter, it won't tag anything. it's like this "#bored" wtf is the point of it?!

- Why is it so damn ADDICTING yet so BORING at the same time??

- Why can some Популярное but ugly people get a gazillion likes on a fugly pic of themselves but hot yet unpopular people never get on??


- Why do most preteen girls put statuses like "I just had ice cream&& pizza<3" whats the point of two "&"s?? And they do it on purpose, too.



Okay, there is my rant about things I'm curious about on facebook. There Ты go.
posted by VoicesInMyHead
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!


Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, Ты can't lose!!!!!!!









2. Ты just KNOW his fangirls are gonna Присоединиться your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give Ты an advantage!!!!!!! Ты can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF Ты WANT!!!!!!!!!



And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!






Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
posted by LUV_4_BIEBER
I find your smile Невероятное
Passion unsustainable
My сердце beats faster and faster whenever your
near,
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my сердце is трещина, сплит in two
Every thought I ever had about Ты are buzzing in my head
I pray one день i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
Поцелуи your lips
I hope one день Ты dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart
Hi I'm Chelsea I Was Born December 3 1996 in Dallas Texas I'm 14 Years Old!! Now I'm Living In Brazil!! ...... I'm Kinda Tall I Way 107 Pounds ......I'm White With Blond Hair Hazel Eyes ..... My Избранное Tv Shows Are Wizards Of Waverly Place Drake&Josh Of Course My Избранное Singers Are Justin Bieber Selena Gomez селезень, дрейк Bell!☆ ..... My Избранное Songs Are Selena Gomez Round & Round Justin Bieber Baby селезень, дрейк колокол, колокольчик, белл Our Любовь My Слоган I Любовь Being Alive :☆ ....,More Just Message Me In My Входящие Thanks Ooh Please Comment
posted by CUTEDXC
tips to get boys :)

1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one

2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry

3.be honest

4.right down the день u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care

5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)

6.spend time with him

Ты can trust me on this :)

7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3

good luck Ты SAW NOTHING







NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake
hello fanpopers i'm writting this Статья to talk about one of the best things i like about fanpop. I Любовь all the amazing people here the ones who are so kind and caring i couldn't believe in my status i wrote i was kinda down and within two минуты over 5 people asked me if i was okay and helped me feel better. This is not the first time it happened either.
I Любовь being on a site where Ты can have a group of Друзья that Ты live far away from and have never actually meet and yet trust them and feel like they are your true friends. and have the feeling that they actually care for Ты its...
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Sooo i continued my Druckies skik soooo here it is. Enjoy. and thx for the awesome coments on the last 1
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Z:Hi Awesome!!

Awesome: Эй, watz up??

Z: Pie

Awesome: what about pie??

Z: I LIKE IT!!

Awesome: doesn't everybody??

Z: Your soo giggly

Awesome: What?

Z: OMG! theres a paper frilly under ur butt! (pokes at frilly)

Awesome: Theres a frilley under ur butt so u poke it??

Z: um? False? is this a trick question??

Awesome: Your a trick question

Z: and it took u that long 2 figure it out??

Awesome: ......

Z: Lets play uno

Awesome: sorry i dont speak spanish

Z: Pity...
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mysterious Любовь

-chapter four-

He сказал(-а) "Hello June" in a com voice...my сердце melted by the sound of his soft voice,I wanted him too talk too me all day,but I new we had too get too class soon and I would have too wait two hours too see him again.So then I сказал(-а) "Hi mathew" I could here the classic Пианино playing a soft Любовь song in my head.He handed me my jacket,and said"you forgot it yesterday"
I сказал(-а) "Oh thanks for returning it"and smiled a little bit he moved from my locker so I could put my bag up.Then he сказал(-а) "What class are Ты headed too?"
"Reading" I сказал(-а)
He put his hands in his pockets...
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