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 The кабина
The Cabin
кабина for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
    
    “She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house, grab a big knife, and stab in it my heart. Then, I would die!! I smiled eagerly, and ran out to the car. I tried to unlock the car, but I heard footsteps. “James!!” Laken. I sighed. I couldn’t deal with him and Tori right now. As much as I loved them, I was gonna kill myself. I smiled with happiness. “Dude, man up!” He grabbed my shoulders. “I can’t, I got a girl pregnant.” Laken looked at me with, “YEAH?” eyes. “And she hates me.” I added. “Yeah, Ты know why?” He asked. “Because you’re a cheater. She loved you.” I looked at him. “And, how am I supposed to support them?” I asked. Laken slapped his forehead. “Do Ты need me to spell it out?” I nodded. I was still hung over. “Get. A. Job!!” He clapped his hands, “Now, go in their, baby daddy, she needs you.” I sighed, and hugged him. “Thanks, Laken.” He nods. He takes the keys out of my hand and walks back in with me. “So, does Tori totally hate me?” Laken shrugged. “You gotta make it up to her too, bro.” He laughs, pulling out his phone. “Want to call her?” I shake my head, as he opens the door. “Thanks.”
    “You can’t just apologize by buying her an expensive ring.” Naomi declared. I looked at her. “It works on you.” She looked at me, fiddling with her blonde hair. “Well, that’s different.” “How?” I ask. She looks at me with her eyes rolled, and grabs my рубашка collar, also grabbing Ella and Tori. “Where are we going?” I ask her. “To make your life complete again.” “We’re getting tacos?” I say excitedly. “No, Ты bum, we’re getting…stuff for Chelsea.” I sigh. “I hate when Ты take me shopping.” “Fine, Ты want the boys to come?” Tori groans. “YES!!” I scream. She blows back. “You are so annoying!” I roll my eyes, and take her phone out of her hand.

Hey, it’s James…please come to the back of the hospital, tell Beth if the doctor comes out, call me, ok?-Love you, Tori♥ I blushed at the last part, that was automatically there. She must have it set as her signature for Laken. “Did Ты text Laken?” Tori asks. I nod as I finally see Laken walking out. “Done, and done.” He walks over between where Naomi and Tori are talking. He kisses her. “Oh, and thanks, Tori.” He smirks at me. I blush again and try my best to imitate Tori. “Welcome, baby!!” Tori looks at me and Laken weirdly and rolls her eyes. Laken puts his arm around her, and they walk.
    “Quick, Chelsea’s Избранное color?” Ella сказал(-а) looking at me. We were in Aeropostale and the girls were quizzing with me. Tori had дана Laken permission to go get a льстец, смузи and a pretzel. Unfortunately, whenever I asked, I get yelled at! “Lime. Green.” I сказал(-а) through gritted teeth. They knew the answers, and kept asking me them, because I was the one picking the stuff for Chelsea. She clapped and dragged me over to where the sweatshirts and stuff were. “Ok, she loves Aero boxers, and sweatshirts. Pick out 3 boxers или so, and a фуфайка, толстовки или 2.” She instructed, getting a pack of арбуз gum out of her pocket book. “If Ты do what I say, and they aren’t ugly, Ты get 4 pieces of gum. арбуз gum. Your favorite.” She waves the gum in front of my nose. She’d bought nine 3 packs of gum and was giving me gum whenever I did stuff right. I’d earned myself 7 and a half pieces, because at Rue 21 I picked out boy лайм, известь green sneakers and had to go back and get girls. And how I was affording all this, was Ella and Tori and Naomi. They were total saviors. They’d дана me 150 dollars, but asked in return, for me to pay them back. So far we had 125 dollars left. Tori had also сказал(-а) we were going to get Chelsea a new cell phone with the rest of the money. She’d already found it and pre-ordered it before we left the hospital, and сказал(-а) we had 2 еще stops before we got the phone. I picked out a navy green фуфайка, толстовки that says, “I Любовь AERO!!” I pick it up, and строп, слинг it over my arm. I picked up a Болталка blue one, and then grabbed boxers that fit Chelsea. When I was done, I walked over to the Tori station for her to approve. “Awesome, but why does this one say…” She looked at it and the burst out laughing. “’Free Sex Machine’” I looked at it in horror. “I’m sure she’ll Любовь that one, James. Good one!!” I threw the фуфайка, толстовки on the little bench by the changing rooms that was creating a mountain of blue, green, and yellow cloth. I went over and grabbed a yellow one off the rack. I threw it at Tori who said, “Alright.” When we checked out they gave me a whole pack of gum, plus a picture of the sweatshirt. I sighed. I would never ever live this down. Even if I did survive Chelsea and the baby. We went to the little store at the corner where they sell Goth and Эмо stuff. They let me spend 15 dollars in here, which I bought gloves and a ring that had a сердце with a worm coming out of it. I smiled and bought the items. Then we went to the best store EVER!! The Конфеты store. I squealed like a girl, as she gave me the rest of the Goth store budget, and then 20 еще bucks. So I had 26 bucks to spend on sweet candy. “It’s for Chelsea.” Tori reminded me. “Why didn’t we just spend all the money in here?” I asked gurgling over the желе beans. “Because, if we spent all the money in here, I wouldn’t be getting a new cell phone.” Naomi said. “I thought Chelsea was.” “Of course not…this stuff is for us, but we wanted to see how well Ты did picking stuff out.” I was shocked. I looked at my watch. I sighed, I really should’ve learned how to tell time in 1st grade, it would pay off right now. “You are getting Chelsea something better.” Naomi says. “A ring!!” I look at her in disbelief. “You were the one who сказал(-а) I couldn’t get her a ring!” “I know…but, Tori should we tell him, Ella?” she grins. “No…” Ella says. “Yes!!” Tori screams. “Wow, look at this lollipop shaped like a monkey!!” Laken adds to the confusion. “We’ll tell him afterwards…” Tori and Ella agree.

Tell me what.
Shiz. I’m in SOOOOOO much trouble!!

~Author Note: Thank u so much for Чтение this chapter…umm…yea….so just look for the Далее chapter, that will b in a girls P.O.V….Also, here’s Beth!!
 (this is падуб, holly, холли J. from Degrassi) Beth
(this is Holly J. from Degrassi) Beth
"Let...me...out."

"Let. M-me. In."

Number 05 fell back into a lean against the stony, plain gray Стена behind her, still attempting to focus the blurriness in her swollen right eye. Though she herself couldn't see it, she knew that it probably looked just as bad as it felt.
Meanwhile, her good eye could still see the man who sat in the middle of the small box of a room, the flickering light above them swinging back and forth dismally.
She could see the back of his head shifting, large lumps crawling around frantically beneath his scalp like a house full of rats under a pale and stained comforter....
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posted by MeiMisty
by Serge Monast
Originally Published 1994

from EducateYourSelf Website





Serge Monast and another journalist, both of whom were researching Project Blue Beam, died of "heart attacks" within weeks of each other although neither had a history of сердце disease. Serge was in Canada.

The other Canadian journalist was visiting Ireland. Prior to his death, the Canadian government abducted Serge’s daughter in an attempt to dissuade him from pursuing his research into Project Blue Beam.

His daughter was never returned. Pseudo-heart attacks are one of the alleged methods of death induced by Project...
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Elijah Jones, currently in speculation about a potential 2019 album confirms to have "let go" of the Kinlee And Elijah trend. For those of Ты who don't know. Kinlee And Elijah was a trend that started off in 2015 after Jones releasee his sophomore album "Utilize" The trend was based around characters in 2015. But upon suffering depression and promoting a Lindsey Stirling album in 2016, Elijah used Kinlee And Elijah as the final passing for Elijah's trilogical album "Forgive To Forget" 2017. Based after the Храбрая сердцем Enough album he promoted in August 2016.

Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in Вопрос on whether или not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his Далее "supposedly" 2019 album.
Repost with my new Избранное characters because for some reason this one got removed??? Like I searched for it because I was planning on making another Статья like this but I couldn't find this one.

I had good fun making my silly ‘how my Избранное characters would hold out in a zombie apocalypse’ article, so I decided to make another about how each would do in a horror movie. It is kind of vague as there‘s a vast many types of horror movies. So the characters won’t be as closely connected to one another as in the last one—characters A and B will interact with character C еще than characters...
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posted by SilentForce
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what Ты get. A 4channer uploaded a фото anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the салат Ты eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 минуты later, the Burger King in Вопрос was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed...
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 Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, или reflected, moving или different Цвета for you.
Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, or reflected, moving or different colors for you.
Dyslexia is a brain-based condition. It causes difficulty with reading, spelling, Письмо and sometimes speaking. In people with dyslexia, the brain has trouble recognizing или processing certain types of information. ... Like other types of learning and attention issues, dyslexia is a lifelong condition.

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because it makes u feel intellectually superior? because Ты associate it with education and think that the еще educated Ты are the better Ты are? because being educated automatically makes Ты an athority on whatever Ты wanna say? because when u don’t have a real argument it’s an easy way to get points?

here’s the thing

last time I had an account on this hellscape (before I was rly active on Twitter and stuff) I cared a looooooot about grammar like y’all do. I was totally a dick about it. but then I realized! It doesn’t fucking matter! someone can make a great point and not have...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Ты can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 6: Cards

Kevin: *Walking through the park*
Liam: Эй, Kevin. *Runs over to him*
Kevin: Liam. *High fives Liam as he arrives* What brings Ты here?
Liam: An interest for walking. You?
Kevin: The same. Plus, I wanted to relive some nostalgia of the playground....
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posted by Canada24
FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, Ты silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID Ты SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: Ты call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!

#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*

#3: RAISINS:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an час down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't Ты know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash...
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About a месяц ago, I wrote an Статья where I wrote down pretty much my entire history with Холодное сердце and how it changed my life. I wrote that as an anniversary article, because it had been three years since I became a Фан of Frozen. However, Письмо all of that down, made me feel not only very nostalgic...but old. I know it's a presumptous thing to say, since it's only been 3 years and not 10 или 15. But the reason I сказал(-а) I am feeling old is because I experienced all of those things in a certain period, and the idea that time passes and things change fascinated me so much that I decided to write...
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i just copied and pasted it! :P
more than useful i found it amusing! :P

1. THINGS Ты CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send Ты a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long Ты can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, или try to beat your own personal...
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added by Mauserfan1910
Source: the internet???
After Gwen won Total Drama Island, the girls managed to celebrate their last night at Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the girls get back at Don for his mistreatment of the contestants, even Courtney, whose elimination in "Basic Straining" was unjust and that Don refused to believe that someone (Harold) tampered with the votes.

It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the вверх of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".

Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Ты can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 3: Ты Have Received A Message

Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: Ты seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Ты can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 2: The Book

Parker: *Reading a book*
Liam: *Walks in with David*
David: Is that Parker Чтение a book?
Liam: This is interesting. *Walks with David over to Parker* Well, I didn't know Ты liked to read.
David: Neither did I.
Parker: You're not going to make...
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Original Video: link

Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your Сообщить cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good Сообщить card. (Sugar sees her Сообщить card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and дата for your Student of the год award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my report...
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posted by BJsRealm
This world definitely need a single global currency.I hope BTC would become a global currency in the near future.So far,BTC is just a cryptocurrency used only on .onion sites yet someday it just might become the new official global/UN electronic currency.