Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.
Yo Mama Poetry
Розы are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?
Розы are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.
Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.
Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.
Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her jagged teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I've already had mine.
Yo Mama’s Teeth
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo Mama So Stank
Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
Yo mama so stank, even Собаки won't sniff her crotch.
Yo Mama So Ghetto
Yo mama's so ghetto, she keeps FunnyandJokes' Yo Mama Jokes bookmarked. (Hey wait, that's not funny!)
Yo mama so ghetto, she puts her Еда stamps in a money clip.
Yo Mama Is So Ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they сказал(-а) "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo Mama So Tall
Yo mama's so tall, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo Mama So Stupid
Yo Mama's so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and сказал(-а) what color.
Yo Mama So Skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a ремень, пояс, пояса with spandex.
Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short Ты can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo Mama So Poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she сказал(-а) "Moving."
Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo Mama's so old, she sat Далее to Иисус in third grade.
Yo Mama So Nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo Mama Jokes - Page 4
The infamous yo mama jokes. Up for Дебаты isn’t actually how to cut-down your mom, rather what to call it. Is it yo mamma? Your mom? Yo momma jokes? My momma’s so stupid she gave birth to a confused category editor!
Yo Mama So Lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo Mama So Hairy
Yo mama so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet.
Yo Mama So Greasy
Yo mama so greasy, Ты could fry a chicken ужин for 12 on her forehead.
Yo mama so greasy she used бекон, бэкон as a band-aid!
Yo Mama So Flat (These Are Kinda Stupid Really)
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
Yo Mama So Fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo Mama Jokes - Page 5
The infamous yo mama jokes. Up for Дебаты isn’t actually how to cut-down your mom, rather what to call it. Is it yo mamma? Your mom? Yo momma jokes? My momma’s so stupid she gave birth to a confused category editor!
Yo Mama Is So Dirty
Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama is so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo Mama Is So Black
Yo mama so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on.
Yo mama so black, if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee.
Yo mama so black, she bleeds smoke.
Yo mama so black, she could Показать up naked to a funeral.
Yo mama so black, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.
Yo mama so black, she drinks water and pees coffee.
Yo mama so black, her жопа, попка looks like two tires.
Yo mama so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so black, she makes night look like day.
Yo mama so black, she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars.
Yo mama so black, when she goes outside улица, уличный lights turn on.
Yo mama so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk.
Yo mama so black, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime.
Yo mama so black, when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on patent leather pants.
Yo mama so black, when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights.
Yo mama so black, when she goes swimming it looks like an oil spill.
Yo mama so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
Yo mama so black, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.
Yo mama so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.
Yo mama so black, when she smiles at night she looks like floating Chicklets.
Yo mama so black, when she spits, ink comes out her mouth.
Yo mama so black, if her eye's were red she'd be a beeper.
Yo mama so black, her nickname is evening.
Yo mama so black, she makes asphalt look grey.
Yo family so black, when they hold hands, it looks like a stretch limo.
Yo Mama So Bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald Ты can see whats on her mind.
Yo Mama Nose Is So Big
Yo mama nose is so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose is so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Болталка Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mamma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mamma aint so bad...she would give Ты the hair off of her back!
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.
Yo Mama Poetry
Розы are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?
Розы are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.
Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.
Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.
Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her jagged teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I've already had mine.
Yo Mama’s Teeth
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo Mama So Stank
Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
Yo mama so stank, even Собаки won't sniff her crotch.
Yo Mama So Ghetto
Yo mama's so ghetto, she keeps FunnyandJokes' Yo Mama Jokes bookmarked. (Hey wait, that's not funny!)
Yo mama so ghetto, she puts her Еда stamps in a money clip.
Yo Mama Is So Ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they сказал(-а) "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo Mama So Tall
Yo mama's so tall, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo Mama So Stupid
Yo Mama's so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and сказал(-а) what color.
Yo Mama So Skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a ремень, пояс, пояса with spandex.
Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short Ты can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo Mama So Poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she сказал(-а) "Moving."
Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo Mama's so old, she sat Далее to Иисус in third grade.
Yo Mama So Nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo Mama Jokes - Page 4
The infamous yo mama jokes. Up for Дебаты isn’t actually how to cut-down your mom, rather what to call it. Is it yo mamma? Your mom? Yo momma jokes? My momma’s so stupid she gave birth to a confused category editor!
Yo Mama So Lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo Mama So Hairy
Yo mama so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet.
Yo Mama So Greasy
Yo mama so greasy, Ты could fry a chicken ужин for 12 on her forehead.
Yo mama so greasy she used бекон, бэкон as a band-aid!
Yo Mama So Flat (These Are Kinda Stupid Really)
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
Yo Mama So Fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo Mama Jokes - Page 5
The infamous yo mama jokes. Up for Дебаты isn’t actually how to cut-down your mom, rather what to call it. Is it yo mamma? Your mom? Yo momma jokes? My momma’s so stupid she gave birth to a confused category editor!
Yo Mama Is So Dirty
Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama is so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo Mama Is So Black
Yo mama so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on.
Yo mama so black, if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee.
Yo mama so black, she bleeds smoke.
Yo mama so black, she could Показать up naked to a funeral.
Yo mama so black, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.
Yo mama so black, she drinks water and pees coffee.
Yo mama so black, her жопа, попка looks like two tires.
Yo mama so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so black, she makes night look like day.
Yo mama so black, she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars.
Yo mama so black, when she goes outside улица, уличный lights turn on.
Yo mama so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk.
Yo mama so black, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime.
Yo mama so black, when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on patent leather pants.
Yo mama so black, when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights.
Yo mama so black, when she goes swimming it looks like an oil spill.
Yo mama so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
Yo mama so black, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.
Yo mama so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.
Yo mama so black, when she smiles at night she looks like floating Chicklets.
Yo mama so black, when she spits, ink comes out her mouth.
Yo mama so black, if her eye's were red she'd be a beeper.
Yo mama so black, her nickname is evening.
Yo mama so black, she makes asphalt look grey.
Yo family so black, when they hold hands, it looks like a stretch limo.
Yo Mama So Bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald Ты can see whats on her mind.
Yo Mama Nose Is So Big
Yo mama nose is so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose is so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Болталка Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mamma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mamma aint so bad...she would give Ты the hair off of her back!
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2.power to see through opened doors
3.power to give someone a orgasm by looking at em
4.power to turn into a bug but not turn back
5.power to teleport 1 inch
6.power to open unlocked doors with your mind
7.power to run into walls out of control
8.power to remove your brain but not put it back
9.power to crap chairs
10.power to say things twice
11.power to talk backwords
12.power to make wrong Ответы on Вопросы n tests
13.power to see a brick infront of your face when there is none
14.power to laugh at a banana
15.power to make a monkey pee on you
thank Ты for reading....there will be more....i did not think of most of these....i сказал(-а) all i wanted now bye n hope u get this powers.....
P.s. Could Ты Фан this if u like it...theres a green button somewhere near the begining please i need at least one of my Статьи to be somewhere at the top.....thanks anyway u Фан it или not
