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Who do Ты have a crush on?

If Ты had to дата anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity Ты would want to make out with

Name five people Ты hate and why Ты hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have Ты ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If Ты did, what did Ты do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have Ты ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have Ты had your first kiss, if Ты have, were was it and who was it with?

Have Ты ever seen a parent naked?

Have Ты ever seen Животные reproducing?

Have Ты stalked anyone, if Ты have, who was it?

Have Ты ever typed up anything inappropriate on Facebook/Twitter?

Have Ты had a blind дата before, if Ты have, who was it with, and do we know him/her?

Have Ты ever accidentally grabbed someones butt?

Have Ты ever done anything illegal? If Ты have, what did Ты do?

Have Ты ever had beer/wine?

Have Ты ever cheated on Ты girlfriend/boyfriend with your Друзья girlfriend/boyfriend?

What was the biggest trouble you've ever gotten into? What was it about?

Have Ты ever licked anything off anyone? If Ты have, what did Ты lick off of them and who was it?

Have Ты ever touched someones... Thingy? If Ты have was it on accident или on purpose?

Have Ты ever had to hump anything? If Ты had to, what did Ты hump?

Have Ты ever t-bagged someone on (whatever games Ты noobs play all I know of is Halo were Ты can do that)

Have Ты ever called your best friend a naughty word (example: dick)

Have Ты ever lick an animal before? If Ты have, what animal? And was it your pet?

Have Ты ever been attacked by an animal? If Ты have what animal was it and were where Ты at the time of the attack?

Have Ты ever seen Животные fighting? If Ты have, what Животные were fighting?

DARES

Lick the person to your rights feet

Make out with someone of the opposite gender for two minutes

Make out with someone of the same gender for one minute

Kiss the person on your rights cheek (does not matter which gender) and say Ты Любовь them and Ты think their sexy

Tell someone (any gender) their sexy

Go outside and scream out "someone shot me!"

Run around the neighborhood screaming: "I'm a dick! And everyone hates me!!" do this until your Друзья tell Ты to come back

Go outside in front of everyone around and sing to them any song of your Друзья chose

If your in a pool или hot tub wait until Ты have to fart then fart and announce it out loud as loud as Ты possibly can "I cut the cheese"

Make out with someones girlfriend/boyfriend (only if they allow it which probably won't happen)

Tell someone their fat and ugly, then ten минуты later apologize and give them a hug and a Kiss on the cheek

Give someone an "aunty kiss" borrow some lip stick then give Kiss them!

If there is a pool with people in it then sprint up to it scream and belly flop into the pool

Go up to someone Ты don't know and ask for their number

Order a pizza, and when they get there ask them out (no matter what gender) if they say yes make out with them then break up with them

Ask a Болталка person if they want to make out, if they say yes make out with them for as long as the dare says, then just get up and randomly walk away after that time

Swap clothes/bathing Форс-мажоры with someone else for a half-an-hour

Rip of someones bikini вверх and throw the bikini вверх out the window and tell them to go get it without covering their boobs

Take off your рубашка или bikini вверх for five seconds

Make someone ask someone out in the game, if they say yes Ты have to be their girlfriend/boyfriend for a least two weeks (or until that other person wants to break up)

Go up to someone and say they need to lose weight, at the end of the game say your sorry and offer to take that person to McDonalds for fries and shakes

Tell someone their a сука then stomp away and never attempt to talk to them again

Call your crush and say their sexy and или hot

Call a Болталка person and say their sexy and или hot

Cover your eyes then go up to someone in truth или dare and ask them out (does not matter the gender)


Okay there, there is a whole lot еще but yeah this is just me brainstorming have fun, at your parties/sleepovers/having Друзья over :)))))
Up above the surface I was just a perfect child
But underneath it all I was crazing to be wild
Don’t Ты judge by the cover it’s so far from what Ты see
I’m losing all my patience waiting on Ты to believe
I’m suffocating, I can’t breathe

Let me out this cage, I’m not gonna hold back
I’m a break these chains, I’m taking control now
Gonna give Ты something to talk about
It’s another side of me
I’m Актёрское искусство out

Set me free, I’m ready to Показать you
This is what I need, it’s time to get dirty
I’m a Показать what I’m talking about
It’s another side of me
I’m Актёрское искусство out

Welcome to a new...
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*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an яблоко to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit by a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking вперед to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking вперед to my new world
Writing names, Письмо names, YEAH!
Writing...
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posted by The_Random_Guy
The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A волк named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do Ты want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." Ответы Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are Ты doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...
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posted by invadercalliope
They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause Ты know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause Ты know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In Ты I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...
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posted by invadercalliope
Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving Любовь in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in Ты and the things Ты doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
chapter 1 discovery

"what should we do today Teki?" Kiely asked her tiny dog. Knowing that the dog couldn't posibly respond in any other way than wagging her tail или bark and that is exactly what the dog did.
Kiely sat Далее to her чихуахуа, чиуауа and ran her hand down her back feeling her soft black and brown fur."your a good baby girl" she crooned at the little puppy.
"Lets go to the park and then we could go to fred's,"Kiely finally desided Teki was still wagging her tail. Kiely made her way to the bathroom to freshen up and take a shower. She got out of the душ and headed toward the mirror to...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has Остаться в живых her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post Обновления if Ты want :)
posted by jessicamc26
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car вперед saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If Ты are hung like a horse, Ты don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
posted by dramaqueen00
 eat it now!
eat it now!
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no изюм Bran
Well, don't Ты know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of Еда Ты hate ooh
You won't get no Десерт 'till Ты clean off your plate
So eat it, don't Ты tell me you're full


Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some еще chicken, have some еще pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled или fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...
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This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.


How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my сердце out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, или the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my сердце out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. Ты wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet Ты on a saturday, on the first saturday...
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from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
гитара by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if Ты think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if Ты just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if Ты think that we cant sing it faster then Ты wrong but itll help if Ты just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if Ты just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
"
posted by twilight0girl
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can Ты forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the улица, уличный physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your жопа, попка like rembrandt!
Ha! Ты Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when Ты see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who Ты are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what Ты did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who Ты are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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added by SymmaGirl2
added by LovableXNerd
Source: Google
Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to Друзья about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in Любовь with crush

Step 10: Imagine having Дети with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.
added by CokeTheUmbreon
added by CokeTheUmbreon
The Список went over really well to anyone I showed it too from outside Фан pop, Фан pop itself didn't seem to give much of a fuck.. Still, either way here's more.. On time for Halloween....


10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;

I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
So 2020 was… a year. Can’t argue with those claims. But hey… some pretty good games came out.
So despite the state of the nightmare dimension that we currently find ourselves in, one thing I can say is that when it came to releases this year, 2020 fucking killed it. Honestly, I was just going to make this a вверх ten, but there were just so many games I wanted to talk about this year, and even still, I was upset that I had to cut some from the вверх twenty. Like Hades, Animal Crossing, Ori, Spider-Man, Resident Evil 3, so many other games to talk about. This was like my busiest год for gaming...
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