My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm Письмо Ты this letter to tell Ты that I'm leaving Ты forever. I've been a good man to Ты for 7 years & I have nothing to Показать for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that Ты quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, Ты came Главная & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your Избранное meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. Ты ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. Ты don't tell me Ты Любовь me anymore; Ты don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either Ты are cheating on me или Ты don't Любовь me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my день еще than receiving your letter.
It's true Ты & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when Ты got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if Ты can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when Ты cooked my Избранное meal, Ты must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from Ты because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved Ты & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got Главная Ты were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope Ты have the fulfilling life Ты always wanted. My lawyer сказал(-а) that the letter Ты wrote ensures Ты won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told Ты this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm Письмо Ты this letter to tell Ты that I'm leaving Ты forever. I've been a good man to Ты for 7 years & I have nothing to Показать for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that Ты quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, Ты came Главная & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your Избранное meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. Ты ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. Ты don't tell me Ты Любовь me anymore; Ты don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either Ты are cheating on me или Ты don't Любовь me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my день еще than receiving your letter.
It's true Ты & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when Ты got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if Ты can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when Ты cooked my Избранное meal, Ты must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from Ты because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved Ты & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got Главная Ты were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope Ты have the fulfilling life Ты always wanted. My lawyer сказал(-а) that the letter Ты wrote ensures Ты won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told Ты this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
