My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm Письмо Ты this letter to tell Ты that I'm leaving Ты forever. I've been a good man to Ты for 7 years & I have nothing to Показать for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that Ты quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, Ты came Главная & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your Избранное meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. Ты ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. Ты don't tell me Ты Любовь me anymore; Ты don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either Ты are cheating on me или Ты don't Любовь me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my день еще than receiving your letter.
It's true Ты & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when Ты got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if Ты can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when Ты cooked my Избранное meal, Ты must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from Ты because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved Ты & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got Главная Ты were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope Ты have the fulfilling life Ты always wanted. My lawyer сказал(-а) that the letter Ты wrote ensures Ты won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told Ты this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm Письмо Ты this letter to tell Ты that I'm leaving Ты forever. I've been a good man to Ты for 7 years & I have nothing to Показать for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that Ты quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, Ты came Главная & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your Избранное meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. Ты ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. Ты don't tell me Ты Любовь me anymore; Ты don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either Ты are cheating on me или Ты don't Любовь me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my день еще than receiving your letter.
It's true Ты & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when Ты got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if Ты can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when Ты cooked my Избранное meal, Ты must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from Ты because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved Ты & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got Главная Ты were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope Ты have the fulfilling life Ты always wanted. My lawyer сказал(-а) that the letter Ты wrote ensures Ты won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told Ты this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
This Статья is about my terrible cousin May!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.
Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!
She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!
She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!
She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(
Shes a tattel tail!
She dresses like a french h****
I Любовь her but she pisses me off!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.
Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!
She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!
She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!
She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(
Shes a tattel tail!
She dresses like a french h****
I Любовь her but she pisses me off!
