Болталка Article: How to ask crush on date: 20 Steps

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posted by lzzie

Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to Друзья about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in Любовь with crush

Step 10: Imagine having Дети with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.

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RoseOlaf THANK YOU.

pearlxashxdawn I agree with Step 20 completely!! For I am GIRL. A girl shouldn't ask her crush out. That's wrong. The guy should do it XD but seriously, either way, telling your crush he/she is your crush is either gonna end well or not. You don't know if he/she has the same feelings towards you. Let your friends do the investigating instead...

DerpThatHerp XD this just owns life

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Saying it three times...

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Lol!

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Patrick :))

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Like a Sir.

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Kenshin Himura!!

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ZOMBIE ATTACKKK!!!

posted by PftFan99

Once I was Чтение online... It сказал(-а) that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a пицца Магазин like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the пицца when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my пицца and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"

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I made a song, its called Believe~! <3

posted by amethyst44

A lot of people use the word believe in their songs, but believe me, im going to be using believe a lot еще than Ты can believe!! XD LOL jk Комментарии reccommended. (i texted all this on my phone and saved it as a draft one time after school, so...) ^^'

~~~Believe~~~

A world where only Ты can,
Break the fear.
No chance to save the world then,
So jump the pier.
Makes everyone feel better...
Makes everyone feel better...

Tame the evil that's inside,
Let the night make Ты feel alive,
For there is only one for you,
Your time is finally overdue...
It's overdue...!

CH: Desperation hits a nerve,
When no one hears...

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Do Ты Ever ...

posted by brooki

Do Ты ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and Ты cant go to sleep?

Do Ты ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?

Do Ты ever hate everything around you?

Do Ты ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that Ты end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?

Do Ты ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?

sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.

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еще facts!! Part 5

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More is coming.....

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The word "toast," meaning a proposal of health, originated in Rome, where an actual bit of spiced, burned хлеб was dropped into wine to improve the drink's flavor, absorb its sediment, and thus make it еще healthful.

The word "bookkeeper" is the only word in the English language...

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Understanding Women From Men

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Below I have written a Болталка diary entry of a young couple.

Her Diary

Saturday night I thought he was Актёрское искусство wierd. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my Друзья all день long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong and he сказал(-а) nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He сказал(-а) it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way Главная I told...