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Dramatic Song: By Toby Turner (A.K.A Tobuscus)

This song sounds dramatic
But I'm bad at Письмо words
If Ты don't speak English
This probably sounds pretty good.

You'd probably think I'm singing
'Bout some pretty serious stuff
But in reality I'm Пение about
The lack of stuff I'm Пение 'bout

This part's intense, and emotional!
As long as Ты don't understand it.
Your foreign grandma would Любовь this song
Please send it to her and she'll probably

Tell her foreign Друзья about the song
Her grandson или daughter sent her today.
This song might hit the charts in her country
If parts sounded like Cold Play.

If the chorus sounds like Cold Play.
Then I put some la, la, las in there
La la la la la la la la la la la
Cold Play!

Hopefully your foreign grandma
listens to this song everyday
and if she asks Ты to translate
The lyrics here's what Ты say:

A perfect translation does not exist,
Well at least, not in your language.
But if Ты must know, well picture this:

Fifty billion rainbows and the sun is setting
And the moon is setting also and you're there
In a gazebo, and then God descends from heaven
and he gives Ты a million dollars.

Take that feeling, and put it into a song
I could translate word by word
But that'd take too long.
And I've got stuff to do, Grandma

I don't have time for this
Ты gotta trust me
Ты gotta trust me, Grandma
This freakin' song is brilliant.

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By a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much еще successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why Фред and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
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(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take Комментарии asking Вопросы from the last episode and answer them in the Далее article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope Ты enjoy our third episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(By now it's pretty much a rule that every episode will come out 10 days after the last one. Seriously, the first one was made 20 days ago, the секунда was made 10 days ago, and here I am making it right now. Coincidence? Ah, whatever. XD)

And now, it's shout-out time! Here is a special thank Ты to all the people who...
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I want everyone who is having a bad день to feel better and everyone who is having a good день to feel better. The cure is Щенки and dogs, who are cute. Just click the picture if Ты want a closer look at the awesomeness of Собаки ( или if Ты just want to make the picture larger)

That poor girl, but Эй, a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your день is going better than hers.




Ты will never see the Pixar lamp the same way again.




The poor dog is in a cage, but Эй, at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.




That is just wrong, Ты do not steal another dogs...
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I find this funny. PEDOBEAR APPROVED.
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