When life gives Ты lemons, make оранжевый сок and leave the world wondering how the heck Ты did it.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first Ты don't succeed, destroy everything.
An яблоко a день can keep any doctor away if Ты throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 еще letters in the alphabet.
Do Ты believe in Любовь at first sight, или should I walk by again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, Любовь you, talk to Ты later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download Еда from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my день could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the Стена gets in the way.
That annoying moment when Ты finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, Ты need to use the restroom.
Ты don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if Ты miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have Ты ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five еще minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when Ты see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and Ты think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have Ты ever had a fly или small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether Ты win или lose, what matters is if I win или lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, или sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope Ты enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first Ты don't succeed, destroy everything.
An яблоко a день can keep any doctor away if Ты throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 еще letters in the alphabet.
Do Ты believe in Любовь at first sight, или should I walk by again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, Любовь you, talk to Ты later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download Еда from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my день could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the Стена gets in the way.
That annoying moment when Ты finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, Ты need to use the restroom.
Ты don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if Ты miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have Ты ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five еще minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when Ты see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and Ты think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have Ты ever had a fly или small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether Ты win или lose, what matters is if I win или lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, или sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope Ты enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he сказал(-а) that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were Актёрское искусство like Животные just because of me and I сказал(-а) that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 год old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no еще fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank Ты for those who took their time Чтение my story. Goodbye and I hope that Ты could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
6 years later...
I am now a 14 год old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no еще fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank Ты for those who took their time Чтение my story. Goodbye and I hope that Ты could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If Ты like Tekken (Теккен) and Naruto, Ты may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If Ты look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. Ты tell me: do Ты think this should be looked over?
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest Ты all Присоединиться in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest Ты all Присоединиться in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If Ты die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What Ты call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what Ты call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope Ты like them :)
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first Вопрос what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of Книги do Ты read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d Ты go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the Готика style!
Reporter:What do Ты like to hum или sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first Вопрос what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of Книги do Ты read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d Ты go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the Готика style!
Reporter:What do Ты like to hum или sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with еще wise words.
a wise man once сказал(-а) (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) сказал(-а) a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Друзья the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope Ты do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I сказал(-а) befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see Ты in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once сказал(-а) (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) сказал(-а) a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Друзья the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope Ты do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I сказал(-а) befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see Ты in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if Ты Любовь Аниме and Twilight,
then Ты are going to Любовь this!
-They are making an Аниме series of the saga!
еще and еще the rumor of an Аниме Twilight Показать is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight Аниме until 2013!
Sent in by (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress