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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Blossom: *Flying with her sisters to school* It's a wonderful день in The City of Townsville.
Bubbles: And I'm looking вперед to another wonderful день with Ms. Keane, and all of our friends.
Buttercup: What do Ты mean our friends? My Друзья are кулер, охладитель than yours.
Blossom: Mitch Mitchelson is a bully. That's not cool.
Bubbles: Ты have very questionable Друзья Buttercup.

Episode 5: No Brakes

Narrator: Pokey Oaks Kindergarten. A wonderful place for little boys, and girls to learn and make new friends.
Ms. Keane: Good morning everyone.
Children: Good morning Ms. Keane.
Ms. Keane: Now boys and girls, we have a substitute bus driver, because Mr. Punderez has....well..

Flashback

Mitch: *With a few other boys tossing paper airplanes around the bus, while chewing gum*
Mr. Punderez: Hey, no chewing gum back there!
Mitch: Oh yeah? Well guess what? *Takes out his piece of gum, and throws it onto Mr. Punderez's head*
Mr. Punderez: *His face turns red with fury*

End flashback

Ms. Keane: And after that, he threatened to quit if he wasn't дана a 1 week vacation.
Buttercup: Haha. Sweet. *High fives Mitch*
Blossom & Bubbles: *Roll their eyes*
Ms. Keane: And now, for the substitute bus driver.

Song: link

Mr. Getraer, a big man with massive muscles, and a big body made out of muscle, and bones, broke the door as he walked in.

Ms. Keane: Boys and girls, say hello to, Mr. Getraer.
Boys & Girls: Hello Mr. Getraer!
Mr. Getraer: Shut up!!!!
Bubbles: *Gasps* Oh, what a big meanie.
Mr. Getraer: First thing's first, I gotta lay down some rules for Ты little troublemakers. Rule number 1, Ты have to ride my bus! NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Rule number 2, Ты must wear your seatbelt! Number 3, stay in your сиденье, место, сиденья unless instructed to get out. Number 4, do not make paper airplanes, spit out your bubblegum, или do anything to distract me, или any of the passengers! Rule number 5!! If Ты break any of the other four rules, I will turn around, and leave Ты here, and lock Ты up in the cooler! Ты will not get out until tomorrow!!!!!!
Ms. Keane: Uh, Mr. Getraer, I don't think that's-
Mr. Getraer: THE SAME APPLIES TO Ты TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Ms. Keane: It does? Uh, okay.
Mr. Getraer: We will leave at 3' O Clock, on the dot every день after school! I will also start making my rounds at 8' O Clock. Ты all know when to be at your bus stops! If Ты are not at the bus stop, I will leave Ты behind!!!! *Smiles* Have fun, and I'll be waiting for Ты when the колокол, колокольчик, белл rings. *Leaves, putting the door back in place*
Blossom: Well, that was interesting, to say the least.
Bubbles: At least we can fly to school, being super Герои and all.
Blossom: True. I feel sorry for the other students though.
Narrator: Ms. Keane, what were Ты thinking?

Back at their home, the girls explained everything to Professor Utonium.

Professor Utonium: A new bus driver, huh?
Bubbles: Yeah. He broke down the door, then everyone сказал(-а) good morning, and he told us to shut up.
Buttercup: He's also threatening to leave people behind, and lock them up in a cooler.
Bubbles: It must be very cold in there.
Blossom: Well, one thing's for sure, we don't have to put up with him.
Professor Utonium: Lucky for Ты three. I just hope this new bus driver doesn't really do any of the things he says.
Blossom: Why wouldn't he?
Professor Utonium: Some grown-ups say things like that to keep little ones in order, but knowing that Ты three always behave, I'm certain that he won't pick on Ты for any reason whatsoever. Now, it's time for bed.
Narrator: Далее morning, the girls were flying over the streets of Townsville to make it to Pokey Oaks Kindergarten.
Blossom: Good thing we only had to deal with a serial killer.
Bubbles: Yeah, because if there were any jewel heists, или big monsters, we'd probably be late.
Buttercup: *Lands in front of the school Далее to her sisters*

They walked inside, two минуты before class begun.

Ms. Keane: Why good morning girls.
Blossom: Good morning Ms. Keane.
Bubbles: We're ready for another fun день of learning.
Buttercup: I'm just ready for fun.
Mr. Getraer: *Runs into the school, putting a hole through the wall* WHERE WERE Ты THREE?!!??!?
Blossom: What are Ты talking about?
Bubbles: We don't take the bus.
Buttercup: We flew here.
Mr. Getraer: A likely story.
Ms. Keane: Uh, Mr. Getraer, I know you're new here and all, but they're telling Ты the truth. Ты see. *Whispers into Mr. Getraer's ear*
Mr. Getraer: And Ты actually believe that? All four of Ты will be in the кулер, охладитель after school! Ты will not get out until tomorrow morning!!!!!!
Blossom: What?!
Bubbles: *Has tears coming out of her eyes as she lowers her head onto her desk, covering her face with her arms*
Buttercup: Why is Ms. Keane getting in trouble?
Mr. Getraer: I don't suppose Ты remember rule 1. Ты have to ride my bus. No exceptions. Ms. Keane also broke that rule by driving her car here, which brings us to rule 5. If Ты break any of the rules, everyone gets left behind, and locked up into the cooler.
Blossom: But that's not fair!!! Why lock everyone up in the cooler?!
Bubbles: *Pokes her head out, still crying* We're all gonna freeze to death! *Continues crying, burying her head in her arms on her desk*
Buttercup: *Looks at Bubbles, then at Mr. Getraer* I hate people that make my sister cry.
Narrator: It was after school, and Mr. Getraer was outside waiting for everyone.
Mr. Getraer: Okay, everyone hurry up! Into the cooler!

A refrigerator was behind a свинг, качели set.

Blossom: We can't all fit in there.
Mr. Getraer: Then Ms. Keane will have to watch over some of Ты in the classroom. Those who wait with Ms. Keane will stay in detention, and have their time in the кулер, охладитель postponed.
Ms. Keane: Does that mean that my time in the кулер, охладитель will be postponed too?
Mr. Getraer: Correct! Ты should have taken my bus, instead of driving your car here.
Blossom: This is ridiculous.
Buttercup: Agreed.
Narrator: Our beloved Powerpuffs were soon placed in the кулер, охладитель with several other boys and girls.
Mr. Getraer: *Takes off in his bus*
Buttercup: I can't stand being in here any longer! *Breaks the door open* See ya! *Flies away*
Blossom: Wait!
Bubbles: Buttercup!

Song: link

Mr. Getraer: *Driving away in his bus, humming a song*
Buttercup: I'm going to give that stupid bus driver a piece of my mind!
Blossom: Buttercup!
Bubbles: Don't do anything rash.
Mr. Getraer: *Looks back at Buttercup, and her sisters* What the?!!?
Narrator: Then suddenly.
Mr. Getraer: *Has a сердце attack, and falls down on the floor*
Bubbles: That isn't good. *Flies into the bus*
Buttercup: What happened?
Blossom: He had a сердце attack.
Bubbles: *Puts her foot on the brakes* It's not slowing down. Blossom, the brakes aren't working!
Blossom: No brakes?
Bubbles: No brakes!
Buttercup: There's еще than one way to stop a bus. Let's go Blossom! *Flies with Blossom*

They landed in front of the bus, preparing to stop it.

Blossom: I don't know if I can do this.
Buttercup: Don't worry. Ты got me.
Narrator: The bus was coming towards them.
Bubbles: *Closes her eyes, and covers them with her hands*
Blossom & Buttercup: *Holding onto the bus, slowing it down quickly*
Bubbles: Hooray!

Stop the song.

Blossom: Phew. We did it.
Narrator: Далее день at Pokey Oaks Kindergarten.
Mr. Getraer: I want to apologize for the way I acted towards Ты earlier. I also want to thank The Powerpuff Girls for saving my life. If they didn't get me to the hospital when they did, I probably wouldn't be here.
Ms. Keane: We accept your apology Mr. Getraer.
Mitch: Does this mean we get to throw paper airplanes around the bus?!
Mr. Getraer: *Chuckles* Nice try little man.
Ms. Keane: The answer is no.
Mitch: Aw man!
Narrator: Mr. Getraer learned to be nicer to the children, and they all listened to him. They had a good week, and we're sorry to see Mr. Getrear leave when Mr. Punderez returned from his vacation. So once again, the день is saved. Thanks to.........

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator, Mitch Mitchelson, and Mr. Punderez
Jennifer Hale as Ms. Keane
Tom Kane as Mr. Getraer, and Professor Utonium

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from May 31, 2017
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
 James
James
кабина for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am Пение my Избранное song, 21 Оружие by Green день whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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кабина for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 год old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the груша into the side of this мусорный контейнер, корзина для мусора, корзины in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These Статьи are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would Ты wanna listen to Музыка from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better Музыка available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain Ты understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help Ты concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, Ты can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help Ты concentrate. If your friend shows Ты his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Ты want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee еще than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My сердце skips a beat
When Ты walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with Ты until the end

I give my сердце and my soul to you
To make Ты see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant Ты see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Ты want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I Любовь my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a год and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted лосось (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed рис, райс in a рис, райс bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the рис, райс won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed рис, райс on your hand and put your Избранное filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled лосось on the rice. Push the filling into the рис, райс lightly. Hold the рис, райс between your palms. Form the рис, райс into a round, a triangle, или a cylinder by pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the рис, райс ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. заворачивать, обертывание the рис, райс ball with a strip of nori или sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly by americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: Ты got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I Любовь it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if Ты call right now we will also send Ты a what ever Ты call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 еще dollers shiping and handleing! Ты GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever Ты call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever Ты call it have Ты credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by invadercalliope
CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL день BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST звезда IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all Ты have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! ГИР EVERYONE LOVES Ты THE MOST Ты HAVE THE MOST Фан GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some Фильмы i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some Аниме movies,titanic
Here is some Музыка i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some Книги i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to Список all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound Ты get when Ты scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, Ты know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when Ты just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. рыба fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, или maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, или maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal еще hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would дата Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd Kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never дата a girl
I swear I'd still Любовь men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When Ты watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Друзья over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok Ты go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door колокол, колокольчик, белл rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will Ты give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
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posted by greenstergirl
Chapter one
Okay this is a really Болталка stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, Ты have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” сказал(-а) my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find еще crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? Ты are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No Ты are a robot times 1000000.


User: No Ты are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and Ты are a robot.


User: User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. Ты are the robot here.

User: User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... Ты computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So Ты admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




LOL yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do Ты hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be Главная for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and огонь hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: Ты better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell Ты why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired by their family and Друзья and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented by the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The секунда is the garden goat,...
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