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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Blossom: *Flying with her sisters to school* It's a wonderful день in The City of Townsville.
Bubbles: And I'm looking вперед to another wonderful день with Ms. Keane, and all of our friends.
Buttercup: What do Ты mean our friends? My Друзья are кулер, охладитель than yours.
Blossom: Mitch Mitchelson is a bully. That's not cool.
Bubbles: Ты have very questionable Друзья Buttercup.

Episode 5: No Brakes

Narrator: Pokey Oaks Kindergarten. A wonderful place for little boys, and girls to learn and make new friends.
Ms. Keane: Good morning everyone.
Children: Good morning Ms. Keane.
Ms. Keane: Now boys and girls, we have a substitute bus driver, because Mr. Punderez has....well..

Flashback

Mitch: *With a few other boys tossing paper airplanes around the bus, while chewing gum*
Mr. Punderez: Hey, no chewing gum back there!
Mitch: Oh yeah? Well guess what? *Takes out his piece of gum, and throws it onto Mr. Punderez's head*
Mr. Punderez: *His face turns red with fury*

End flashback

Ms. Keane: And after that, he threatened to quit if he wasn't дана a 1 week vacation.
Buttercup: Haha. Sweet. *High fives Mitch*
Blossom & Bubbles: *Roll their eyes*
Ms. Keane: And now, for the substitute bus driver.

Song: link

Mr. Getraer, a big man with massive muscles, and a big body made out of muscle, and bones, broke the door as he walked in.

Ms. Keane: Boys and girls, say hello to, Mr. Getraer.
Boys & Girls: Hello Mr. Getraer!
Mr. Getraer: Shut up!!!!
Bubbles: *Gasps* Oh, what a big meanie.
Mr. Getraer: First thing's first, I gotta lay down some rules for Ты little troublemakers. Rule number 1, Ты have to ride my bus! NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Rule number 2, Ты must wear your seatbelt! Number 3, stay in your сиденье, место, сиденья unless instructed to get out. Number 4, do not make paper airplanes, spit out your bubblegum, или do anything to distract me, или any of the passengers! Rule number 5!! If Ты break any of the other four rules, I will turn around, and leave Ты here, and lock Ты up in the cooler! Ты will not get out until tomorrow!!!!!!
Ms. Keane: Uh, Mr. Getraer, I don't think that's-
Mr. Getraer: THE SAME APPLIES TO Ты TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Ms. Keane: It does? Uh, okay.
Mr. Getraer: We will leave at 3' O Clock, on the dot every день after school! I will also start making my rounds at 8' O Clock. Ты all know when to be at your bus stops! If Ты are not at the bus stop, I will leave Ты behind!!!! *Smiles* Have fun, and I'll be waiting for Ты when the колокол, колокольчик, белл rings. *Leaves, putting the door back in place*
Blossom: Well, that was interesting, to say the least.
Bubbles: At least we can fly to school, being super Герои and all.
Blossom: True. I feel sorry for the other students though.
Narrator: Ms. Keane, what were Ты thinking?

Back at their home, the girls explained everything to Professor Utonium.

Professor Utonium: A new bus driver, huh?
Bubbles: Yeah. He broke down the door, then everyone сказал(-а) good morning, and he told us to shut up.
Buttercup: He's also threatening to leave people behind, and lock them up in a cooler.
Bubbles: It must be very cold in there.
Blossom: Well, one thing's for sure, we don't have to put up with him.
Professor Utonium: Lucky for Ты three. I just hope this new bus driver doesn't really do any of the things he says.
Blossom: Why wouldn't he?
Professor Utonium: Some grown-ups say things like that to keep little ones in order, but knowing that Ты three always behave, I'm certain that he won't pick on Ты for any reason whatsoever. Now, it's time for bed.
Narrator: Далее morning, the girls were flying over the streets of Townsville to make it to Pokey Oaks Kindergarten.
Blossom: Good thing we only had to deal with a serial killer.
Bubbles: Yeah, because if there were any jewel heists, или big monsters, we'd probably be late.
Buttercup: *Lands in front of the school Далее to her sisters*

They walked inside, two минуты before class begun.

Ms. Keane: Why good morning girls.
Blossom: Good morning Ms. Keane.
Bubbles: We're ready for another fun день of learning.
Buttercup: I'm just ready for fun.
Mr. Getraer: *Runs into the school, putting a hole through the wall* WHERE WERE Ты THREE?!!??!?
Blossom: What are Ты talking about?
Bubbles: We don't take the bus.
Buttercup: We flew here.
Mr. Getraer: A likely story.
Ms. Keane: Uh, Mr. Getraer, I know you're new here and all, but they're telling Ты the truth. Ты see. *Whispers into Mr. Getraer's ear*
Mr. Getraer: And Ты actually believe that? All four of Ты will be in the кулер, охладитель after school! Ты will not get out until tomorrow morning!!!!!!
Blossom: What?!
Bubbles: *Has tears coming out of her eyes as she lowers her head onto her desk, covering her face with her arms*
Buttercup: Why is Ms. Keane getting in trouble?
Mr. Getraer: I don't suppose Ты remember rule 1. Ты have to ride my bus. No exceptions. Ms. Keane also broke that rule by driving her car here, which brings us to rule 5. If Ты break any of the rules, everyone gets left behind, and locked up into the cooler.
Blossom: But that's not fair!!! Why lock everyone up in the cooler?!
Bubbles: *Pokes her head out, still crying* We're all gonna freeze to death! *Continues crying, burying her head in her arms on her desk*
Buttercup: *Looks at Bubbles, then at Mr. Getraer* I hate people that make my sister cry.
Narrator: It was after school, and Mr. Getraer was outside waiting for everyone.
Mr. Getraer: Okay, everyone hurry up! Into the cooler!

A refrigerator was behind a свинг, качели set.

Blossom: We can't all fit in there.
Mr. Getraer: Then Ms. Keane will have to watch over some of Ты in the classroom. Those who wait with Ms. Keane will stay in detention, and have their time in the кулер, охладитель postponed.
Ms. Keane: Does that mean that my time in the кулер, охладитель will be postponed too?
Mr. Getraer: Correct! Ты should have taken my bus, instead of driving your car here.
Blossom: This is ridiculous.
Buttercup: Agreed.
Narrator: Our beloved Powerpuffs were soon placed in the кулер, охладитель with several other boys and girls.
Mr. Getraer: *Takes off in his bus*
Buttercup: I can't stand being in here any longer! *Breaks the door open* See ya! *Flies away*
Blossom: Wait!
Bubbles: Buttercup!

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Mr. Getraer: *Driving away in his bus, humming a song*
Buttercup: I'm going to give that stupid bus driver a piece of my mind!
Blossom: Buttercup!
Bubbles: Don't do anything rash.
Mr. Getraer: *Looks back at Buttercup, and her sisters* What the?!!?
Narrator: Then suddenly.
Mr. Getraer: *Has a сердце attack, and falls down on the floor*
Bubbles: That isn't good. *Flies into the bus*
Buttercup: What happened?
Blossom: He had a сердце attack.
Bubbles: *Puts her foot on the brakes* It's not slowing down. Blossom, the brakes aren't working!
Blossom: No brakes?
Bubbles: No brakes!
Buttercup: There's еще than one way to stop a bus. Let's go Blossom! *Flies with Blossom*

They landed in front of the bus, preparing to stop it.

Blossom: I don't know if I can do this.
Buttercup: Don't worry. Ты got me.
Narrator: The bus was coming towards them.
Bubbles: *Closes her eyes, and covers them with her hands*
Blossom & Buttercup: *Holding onto the bus, slowing it down quickly*
Bubbles: Hooray!

Stop the song.

Blossom: Phew. We did it.
Narrator: Далее день at Pokey Oaks Kindergarten.
Mr. Getraer: I want to apologize for the way I acted towards Ты earlier. I also want to thank The Powerpuff Girls for saving my life. If they didn't get me to the hospital when they did, I probably wouldn't be here.
Ms. Keane: We accept your apology Mr. Getraer.
Mitch: Does this mean we get to throw paper airplanes around the bus?!
Mr. Getraer: *Chuckles* Nice try little man.
Ms. Keane: The answer is no.
Mitch: Aw man!
Narrator: Mr. Getraer learned to be nicer to the children, and they all listened to him. They had a good week, and we're sorry to see Mr. Getrear leave when Mr. Punderez returned from his vacation. So once again, the день is saved. Thanks to.........

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator, Mitch Mitchelson, and Mr. Punderez
Jennifer Hale as Ms. Keane
Tom Kane as Mr. Getraer, and Professor Utonium

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from May 31, 2017
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Am sure Ты all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people by where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out Видео about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that by just looking at the title, Ты know it was made by someone who lacks a soul. here is the Название of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when Ты think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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Harry Potter Автор JK Rowling, admitted that Dumbledore is gay. He was in Любовь with a wizard named Grindelwald whom he later defeated in a duel.


"I had always seen Dumbledore as gay, but in a sense that's not a big deal. The book wasn't about Dumbledore being gay. It was just that from the outset obviously I knew that he had this big, hidden secret and that he flirted with the idea of exactly what Voldemort goes on to do, he flirted with the idea of racial domination, that he was going to subjugate Muggles. So that was Dumbledore's big secret.

He's an innately good man, what would make him...
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posted by Wanda5
I'm bored so here, guess the songs :)

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the Ответы (song Название and artist)
- Bold the lyrics when someone figures it out

1. She paints her fingers with a close precision

2. This may be the last thing that I write for long

3. Tripping out, spinning around - Alice by Avril Lavigne

4. She lives in a fairy tale - Brick by boring brick by Paramore

5. Your little hands wrapped around my finger - Never grow up by Taylor Swift

6. He woke up...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
 Flippy
Flippy
chapter 1
It was a normal день for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It сказал(-а) on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, Ты have been chosen...
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posted by koalagirl9
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're рубашка looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them Ты Любовь them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch или stumach
step 8.Say i Любовь Ты again
step 9:walk around them in circles Пение my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say Ты hate them
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her Главная because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Chapter 1


It was late afternoon. Flamingleap, an оранжевый огонь elemental dragon, was hunting for the tribe, with no luck. He'd been hunting since dawn and caught nothing. Snow crunched beneath his big feet. Just when he was ready to give up he heard the screech of an eagle. He jerked his head up. The eagle was only a few feet from his face and it was the size of his head. It would feed a few Драконы if it was трещина, сплит equally. Flamingleap reached and snapped his jaws on the eagle's wing. It flapped in a desperate attempt to escape. Flamingleap jerked his head, killing the eagle. “the clan will...
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 Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
So wassup everybody? Listen, There's this club called Болталка Аниме RP forums. Me and some other fanpoppers got one hell of a story going on and if you're looking for some good reading, it's there. Action, comedy, romance, drama, vampires, and even zombie soul reapers! You'll find Аниме characters from Hell Girl, Inuyasha, Pokemon, Bleach, Rozen Maiden, Pandora Hearts, Black Butler, and many more. Hell, we even got Mortal Kombat in there. And during one story arch I even added Freddy Kruger. I couldn't help it. Dream Eater Merry VS Freddy... C'mon! Anywho, check it out if you're interested. The first 3 parts are Опубликовано on Аниме club but we got the Ссылки in ours. We've been keeping this RP going for close to 11 months so far. So hell byob, или whatever ya drink and come help us celebrate our first anniversary. hehe XD Cy-beer... lol... sorry. Anywho, I think our story kicks жопа, попка and if Ты Любовь Аниме and good story telling, I think Ты will too. Peace! and um, see ya there hopefully
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your стол письменный, стол или forehead.

2 = If Ты have long hair, flip it in someones face.

3 = Keep on shifting your chair.

4 = Keep on whispering Hi.

5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.

6 = Ask them where they live..

7 = Ask them if they watch America's Далее вверх Model every day.

8 = Ask them every день to sit Далее to them at lunch, but at lunch say Ты were just kidding.

9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.

10 = Ask them if KFC serves пицца every Friday.

11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.

12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.

13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.

14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
posted by chillyneon
I'm sorry if one of these shows are still one of your избранное it's my opinion not yours :P

1 = Icarly
2 = Victorious
3 = How To Rock
4 = Degrassi
5 = Team UmiZoomi
6 = Dora The Explorer
7 = Big Time Rush
8 = So Random
9 = A.N.T farm
10 = Hanna Motanna
11 = Secret Mountain Fort Awesome
12 = Pair Of Kings (some episodes)
13 = Bucket And Skinner
14 = Dance Academy

Sorry if Ты like any of these shows. I just dont like them!!! It's my opinion, MINE.

Here are some Болталка words to make my Статья longer
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Are there even true friendship until now?
By Secret Irken Invader Eve

Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.

Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives Ты happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he или she will never turn his или her back on you...... или betray you.

But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on Ты and stick its self to greed.

Ты cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
Ты can never again.

He/she will leave Ты disappointed and let Ты down.

Why should Ты look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.

Why look for somebody else
When Ты have God with his Любовь all wrapped around you.
Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the Название - Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where Ты need a torch - A burglar

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something Ты wear on the пляж, пляжный - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

A number Ты have to memorize - 7

Something Ты do before going to постель, кровати - Sleep

Something Ты put on walls - Roofs

Something in the garden that's green...
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The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights By Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix


Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 год old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the оранжевый улица, уличный lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a стол письменный, стол from her school. Apolla looked around even еще and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in...
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posted by xboxrocksx45
Ты just shut the door i fell like еще when Ты say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do Ты make sure to Любовь me even though i'm shy do Ты ever ever ever think to try? do Ты think of me? when Ты say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when Ты say hi well than Ты won't be mine! yes this is Любовь but does it hurt? when i cry? when Ты say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i Любовь you! why would say means things why would Ты say the stuff that stings why would Ты say that word when i know Ты much? i don't think i would be with Ты if i knew a thing или two about your life Ты backstabbing нож i trusted Ты and yet Ты still flew without me
posted by icuSTALKER
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs Ты a lot.
Don't Ты Любовь her?
I do...
I Любовь my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
posted by adaug
Ты can only live once, but if Ты do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom или dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two Друзья already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she украл, палантин our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, Любовь a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking жопа, попка so happily
Supernova, bend Ты over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking Ты right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock Ты outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when Ты go against me,
You...
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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying Болталка stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some Болталка application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. Ты have no means to do so. Ты cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien Ты know!!...
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