Болталка Article: Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, Показ Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 винная бутыль, magnum, магнум as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he огонь six shots? или only five? Well to tell Ты the truth I kinda Остаться в живых track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* Ты gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do Ты punk? Do Ты punk?

The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun

Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now Ты go to Chicago, and get ambushed by a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then Ты go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches Ты how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. Ты know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.

And there Ты have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.

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Tom: How are Ты doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
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