Because why not, right?
1. My Избранное foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. или tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I Любовь Любовь Любовь Любовь retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My Избранное Цвета are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking или not.
11. I have a Pinterest.
12. I collect DVD's. I have many. Many.
13. My Избранное TV Показать is and always will be 24.
14. I even met my hero Kiefer Sutherland and got my picture taken with him!
15. Рождество is my absolute Избранное holiday and I always go all out with decorations.
16. My first ever pet was a 3-legged chihuahua named Max.
17. Tears for Fears are my Избранное band. Hands down the best концерт I have ever been to.
18. 2016 was the best personal год I have ever had.
19. Horror is my Избранное genre. Overwhelmingly.
20. I am literally in constant pain.
21. I never forget and I never forgive.
22. I'm a homebody. I will always choose to be Главная than anywhere else.
23. When I was little, I used to make up customized dances for every Spice Girls song with my friends. Obviously missed my calling as a choreographer.
24. I Любовь cats. I have ever been without a cat for еще than maybe a месяц at a time in my life.
25. I Любовь playing casual games whether its on mobile, computer или Facebook. link are particularly a Избранное of mine. As is link.
26. I have a Galaxy S8 Plus. Best phone ever.
27. My sweet tooth is my achilles' heel. 🎂🍧🍫🍰🍭🍨🍩🍬🍪
28. I really genuinely do not care what people think of me.
29. My Избранное kind of Книги to read are link.
30. I have been in a committed and very stable relationship for 5 years now.
1. My Избранное foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. или tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I Любовь Любовь Любовь Любовь retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My Избранное Цвета are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking или not.
11. I have a Pinterest.
12. I collect DVD's. I have many. Many.
13. My Избранное TV Показать is and always will be 24.
14. I even met my hero Kiefer Sutherland and got my picture taken with him!
15. Рождество is my absolute Избранное holiday and I always go all out with decorations.
16. My first ever pet was a 3-legged chihuahua named Max.
17. Tears for Fears are my Избранное band. Hands down the best концерт I have ever been to.
18. 2016 was the best personal год I have ever had.
19. Horror is my Избранное genre. Overwhelmingly.
20. I am literally in constant pain.
21. I never forget and I never forgive.
22. I'm a homebody. I will always choose to be Главная than anywhere else.
23. When I was little, I used to make up customized dances for every Spice Girls song with my friends. Obviously missed my calling as a choreographer.
24. I Любовь cats. I have ever been without a cat for еще than maybe a месяц at a time in my life.
25. I Любовь playing casual games whether its on mobile, computer или Facebook. link are particularly a Избранное of mine. As is link.
26. I have a Galaxy S8 Plus. Best phone ever.
27. My sweet tooth is my achilles' heel. 🎂🍧🍫🍰🍭🍨🍩🍬🍪
28. I really genuinely do not care what people think of me.
29. My Избранное kind of Книги to read are link.
30. I have been in a committed and very stable relationship for 5 years now.
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course Ты don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights назад and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Письмо skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? еще like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course Ты don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights назад and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Письмо skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? еще like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're рубашка looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them Ты Любовь them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch или stumach
step 8.Say i Любовь Ты again
step 9:walk around them in circles Пение my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say Ты hate them
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're рубашка looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them Ты Любовь them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch или stumach
step 8.Say i Любовь Ты again
step 9:walk around them in circles Пение my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say Ты hate them
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha u r so stupid if u no like justn beber или one directin they have beter ears than keith harkin and if u had good ears u o wood b listning to rabit Еда r u mad wel dont say i didnt warn u freak my life is complete cuz am marryed 2 jb nd iCarly is my best fend hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajaha that wat u get 4 ben mena 2 me hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahauahahahtahahauauhagaiahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahhahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahajahajahajahajajajahahahahahahajahahahajahahhahahahahahahahaha
1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your стол письменный, стол или forehead.
2 = If Ты have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's Далее вверх Model every day.
8 = Ask them every день to sit Далее to them at lunch, but at lunch say Ты were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves пицца every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If Ты have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's Далее вверх Model every day.
8 = Ask them every день to sit Далее to them at lunch, but at lunch say Ты were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves пицца every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
By Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives Ты happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he или she will never turn his или her back on you...... или betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on Ты and stick its self to greed.
Ты cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
Ты can never again.
He/she will leave Ты disappointed and let Ты down.
Why should Ты look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When Ты have God with his Любовь all wrapped around you.
By Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives Ты happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he или she will never turn his или her back on you...... или betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on Ты and stick its self to greed.
Ты cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
Ты can never again.
He/she will leave Ты disappointed and let Ты down.
Why should Ты look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When Ты have God with his Любовь all wrapped around you.
Ты just shut the door i fell like еще when Ты say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do Ты make sure to Любовь me even though i'm shy do Ты ever ever ever think to try? do Ты think of me? when Ты say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when Ты say hi well than Ты won't be mine! yes this is Любовь but does it hurt? when i cry? when Ты say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i Любовь you! why would say means things why would Ты say the stuff that stings why would Ты say that word when i know Ты much? i don't think i would be with Ты if i knew a thing или two about your life Ты backstabbing нож i trusted Ты and yet Ты still flew without me
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs Ты a lot.
Don't Ты Любовь her?
I do...
I Любовь my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs Ты a lot.
Don't Ты Любовь her?
I do...
I Любовь my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she украл, палантин our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she украл, палантин our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"