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Princess Anna and Queen Elsa were relaxing in the living room of the kingdom. Anna asked "Do Ты miss swimming?"
Elsa сказал(-а) "Well I guess I do."
Anna сказал(-а) "Well my related friend I have a answer to your problem."
Elsa сказал(-а) "Problem?"
Anna сказал(-а) "Yes. We haven't swam in months, but don't worry. I found a private lake near the kingdom that'll be perfect for us."
Elsa сказал(-а) "Are sure it's a private lake? I don't wanna share a lake with like 50 people."
Anna сказал(-а) "Don't worry. I've been to this lake a few times. Nobody ever goes there. Lets check it out."
Elsa replied "Okay. Sounds like fun."
Anna and Elsa told the kingdom workers about what they were doing. There was no business to do so the 2 sisters were allowed to go. Anna grabbed a bag that she brought with her.
Anna and Elsa walked out of the kingdom. Elsa asked "How far away is the lake?"
Anna replied "2 miles away."
Elsa сказал(-а) "That would take a long time for us to walk to."
Anna сказал(-а) "I wish the lake was closer by."
The Duke of Weselton was nearby, because of a business deal he had with a company nearby.
Anna сказал(-а) "Actually the lake might be 5 miles, but if we run it might not take so long."
The Duke of Weselton laughed and stated "You silly fools are wasting your time which I don't mind. In fact I won't tell Ты that there's a unpopulated lake half a mile away."
Anna replied "You accidentally helped us Mr. Weaseltown."
The Duke сказал(-а) "Darnit."
A short time later the 2 sisters were near the lake. They stood in front of some trees so tall that they could barely see the lake. Anna opened up the bag that she brought with her. She pulled out 2 towels.
Elsa uttered "I hope Ты brought our swimsuits."
Anna replied "I'm sorry, but they were in the washing machine."
Elsa asked "Then what should we do?"
Anna сказал(-а) "Skinny dip. There's nobody else around so we'll have privacy."
Elsa сказал(-а) "Okay."
Anna and Elsa took off their clothes and put on the towels. Anna сказал(-а) "I'll race you. The first one that gets into the water first wins." Elsa nodded.
The 2 sisters started running. They were both running well, but Elsa suddenly stood still. Elsa tried to speak, but by then Anna was in the lake. Anna asked "Why did Ты give up?"
Elsa nervously сказал(-а) "We're not the only ones here." Anna looked around and realized that a bunch of people were at the lake. The Duke of Weselton tricked them into going to a public lake.
Anna сказал(-а) "This probably isn't a private lake." Thankfully Elsa had a towel on and Anna went into the lake so fast that nobody saw her. Anna whispered "I need help Elsa."
Elsa сказал(-а) "Don't worry." Elsa walked up to the lake and handed Anna the other towel. Anna put on the towel before any of the other people saw her.
Anna asked "What should we do?"
Elsa replied "Escape before we make ourselves look like fools. We'll get dressed behind the trees."
Anna and Elsa were so nervous that they ran. They went behind the trees and got dressed before being seen.
Anna сказал(-а) "We could go to a unpopulated lake."
Elsa stated "Not today."
Anna and Elsa went home. 1 of the maids asked "How was your swimming day?"
Anna replied "Special, but not in good ways."
A week had gone by since Anna and Elsa's accidental visit to the public lake. The 2 sisters wanted to actually swim. Thankfully Anna had a plan.
Anna walked into the living room of the kingdom and stated "We should go swimming today."
Elsa сказал(-а) "But I don't want us to make another embarrassing mistake."
Anna tried to calm Elsa down by saying "I went to a nearby private lake yesterday so I know how to get there. Plus it's not that far away."
Elsa asked "Are Ты sure it's not a public lake?"
Anna replied "I hanged out there for hours yesterday. Nobody came by. Please trust me."
Elsa сказал(-а) "Okay."
Anna grabbed the towel bag. She and Elsa started walking to the lake. The Duke of Weselton saw them and asked "What are Ты 2 monsters up to?"
Anna replied "We're going to the lake."
The Duke сказал(-а) "You're probably going to go to that ugly lake nearby. Everybody avoids that plain looking place."
Anna сказал(-а) "I'm thankful for that." Anna and Elsa continued walking while the Duke angrily stared at them.
About 15 минуты later Anna and Elsa were near the lake. Elsa сказал(-а) "Thankfully the river is close enough to home. I hope Ты brought our swimsuits this time."
Anna replied "I count on Ты to remember these things instead of me. Don't worry. Nobody uses this lake. We don't need swimsuits."
Elsa asked "Are Ты completely sure nobody will be there?"
Anna replied "I've been at this lake 6 days in a row and I never saw people. I promise we'll be okay."
Elsa сказал(-а) "Okay."
The 2 sisters were almost at the lake so they got undressed. They put on the towels and started running to the lake.
Anna сказал(-а) "I'll get to the lake before Ты do."
Elsa replied "I might beat Ты there this time."
Anna and Elsa arrived at the lake. They took off their towels. Elsa heard noises. People were starting to hang out near the lake. The Duke of Weselton had lied to the people about the lake area being a great place for picnics. There weren't any tables for the people to have picnics on, but the area had a good view of trees and even a радуга so the people stayed.
Anna was about to get into the lake. Elsa whispered "I heard people." Anna and Elsa looked around and saw the people. The 2 sisters were so scared they could barely move.
Anna and Elsa managed to run to their towels and put them on before the people saw them. The 2 sisters breathed sighs of relief.
1 woman saw the 2 towel clad sisters and сказал(-а) "It's the princess and queen."
Elsa nervously сказал(-а) "Hi. It's nice to meet you."
A different woman сказал(-а) "You 2 should Присоединиться our picnic."
Anna сказал(-а) "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we're underdressed for even that. Please excuse us."
Anna and Elsa walked out of the lake area and got dressed.
On the walk Главная Elsa сказал(-а) "Most embarrassing день ever." The Duke of Weselton overheard her and laughed.
Anna сказал(-а) "Stop it Ты weasel."
Since the last 2 times Anna and Elsa went to a lake didn't work they decided to go an actual swimming pool this time.
Anna сказал(-а) "The lakes have pretty Просмотры of nature, but Ты suggesting to go to a swimming pool is a better idea."
Elsa сказал(-а) "Thank Ты Anna. I made sure to bring our swimsuits."
Anna replied "Thank goodness for that."
Anna and Elsa went to the female changing room and got on their swimsuits. Anna wore a green купальник and Elsa wore a blue swimsuit.
Elsa gently went into the pool, but Anna jumped in. Anna сказал(-а) "That was wicked fun."
Elsa replied "That was wicked crazy."
The Duke of Weselton asked "What are Ты monsters doing here?"
Anna replied "Swimming of course. What are Ты doing here?"
The Duke сказал(-а) "I didn't know that this was a swimming pool."
Elsa asked "What did Ты assume it was?"
The Duke replied "I thought it was a water museum."
Anna whispered "Weirdo."
Anna and Elsa swam around. They hadn't swam in months so at first they weren't swimming that great, but later on they started swimming much better and even faster.
Anna сказал(-а) "Lets find out which of us can swim to the end of the pool the fastest."
Elsa replied "Okay Anna."
Anna and Elsa swam faster than ever before. They felt colder as they reached the end of the pool.
Anna сказал(-а) "We both swam so fast that I don't even know which of us won."
Elsa replied "We both did a good job." Elsa looked down and whispered "I Остаться в живых my swimsuit."
Anna stated "I feel like I Остаться в живых a купальник too." Anna looked down and сказал(-а) "I did."
Elsa сказал(-а) "We swam so fast that our swimsuits slipped off."
Anna and Elsa looked around for their swimsuits. The Duke of Weselton grabbed them out of the pool and сказал(-а) "I don't know who these used to belong to, but now I can sell them." The Duke walked out with the swimsuits.
Anna сказал(-а) "Nobody can see our bodies while we're in the swimming pool so we're okay."
Elsa asked "But how are we supposed to get to the female changing room without people seeing us?"
Anna thought about it and сказал(-а) "I have an idea, but it's crazy."
Elsa was nervous. She asked "What will we do?" Anna whispered her plan to Elsa.
A few минуты later the 2 sisters both rolled like a ball. They rolled out of the swimming pool. Doing that got them еще attention from the people, but it saved anybody from seeing too much. They rolled to the female changing room.
Anna сказал(-а) "Wow. That was so much fun. Do Ты wanna try that when we're at the kingdom?"
Elsa replied "Most embarrassing moment I've ever had."
Princess Anna and Queen Elsa were relaxing in the living room of the kingdom. Anna asked "Do Ты miss swimming?"
Elsa сказал(-а) "Well I guess I do."
Anna сказал(-а) "Well my related friend I have a answer to your problem."
Elsa сказал(-а) "Problem?"
Anna сказал(-а) "Yes. We haven't swam in months, but don't worry. I found a private lake near the kingdom that'll be perfect for us."
Elsa сказал(-а) "Are sure it's a private lake? I don't wanna share a lake with like 50 people."
Anna сказал(-а) "Don't worry. I've been to this lake a few times. Nobody ever goes there. Lets check it out."
Elsa replied "Okay. Sounds like fun."
Anna and Elsa told the kingdom workers about what they were doing. There was no business to do so the 2 sisters were allowed to go. Anna grabbed a bag that she brought with her.
Anna and Elsa walked out of the kingdom. Elsa asked "How far away is the lake?"
Anna replied "2 miles away."
Elsa сказал(-а) "That would take a long time for us to walk to."
Anna сказал(-а) "I wish the lake was closer by."
The Duke of Weselton was nearby, because of a business deal he had with a company nearby.
Anna сказал(-а) "Actually the lake might be 5 miles, but if we run it might not take so long."
The Duke of Weselton laughed and stated "You silly fools are wasting your time which I don't mind. In fact I won't tell Ты that there's a unpopulated lake half a mile away."
Anna replied "You accidentally helped us Mr. Weaseltown."
The Duke сказал(-а) "Darnit."
A short time later the 2 sisters were near the lake. They stood in front of some trees so tall that they could barely see the lake. Anna opened up the bag that she brought with her. She pulled out 2 towels.
Elsa uttered "I hope Ты brought our swimsuits."
Anna replied "I'm sorry, but they were in the washing machine."
Elsa asked "Then what should we do?"
Anna сказал(-а) "Skinny dip. There's nobody else around so we'll have privacy."
Elsa сказал(-а) "Okay."
Anna and Elsa took off their clothes and put on the towels. Anna сказал(-а) "I'll race you. The first one that gets into the water first wins." Elsa nodded.
The 2 sisters started running. They were both running well, but Elsa suddenly stood still. Elsa tried to speak, but by then Anna was in the lake. Anna asked "Why did Ты give up?"
Elsa nervously сказал(-а) "We're not the only ones here." Anna looked around and realized that a bunch of people were at the lake. The Duke of Weselton tricked them into going to a public lake.
Anna сказал(-а) "This probably isn't a private lake." Thankfully Elsa had a towel on and Anna went into the lake so fast that nobody saw her. Anna whispered "I need help Elsa."
Elsa сказал(-а) "Don't worry." Elsa walked up to the lake and handed Anna the other towel. Anna put on the towel before any of the other people saw her.
Anna asked "What should we do?"
Elsa replied "Escape before we make ourselves look like fools. We'll get dressed behind the trees."
Anna and Elsa were so nervous that they ran. They went behind the trees and got dressed before being seen.
Anna сказал(-а) "We could go to a unpopulated lake."
Elsa stated "Not today."
Anna and Elsa went home. 1 of the maids asked "How was your swimming day?"
Anna replied "Special, but not in good ways."
A week had gone by since Anna and Elsa's accidental visit to the public lake. The 2 sisters wanted to actually swim. Thankfully Anna had a plan.
Anna walked into the living room of the kingdom and stated "We should go swimming today."
Elsa сказал(-а) "But I don't want us to make another embarrassing mistake."
Anna tried to calm Elsa down by saying "I went to a nearby private lake yesterday so I know how to get there. Plus it's not that far away."
Elsa asked "Are Ты sure it's not a public lake?"
Anna replied "I hanged out there for hours yesterday. Nobody came by. Please trust me."
Elsa сказал(-а) "Okay."
Anna grabbed the towel bag. She and Elsa started walking to the lake. The Duke of Weselton saw them and asked "What are Ты 2 monsters up to?"
Anna replied "We're going to the lake."
The Duke сказал(-а) "You're probably going to go to that ugly lake nearby. Everybody avoids that plain looking place."
Anna сказал(-а) "I'm thankful for that." Anna and Elsa continued walking while the Duke angrily stared at them.
About 15 минуты later Anna and Elsa were near the lake. Elsa сказал(-а) "Thankfully the river is close enough to home. I hope Ты brought our swimsuits this time."
Anna replied "I count on Ты to remember these things instead of me. Don't worry. Nobody uses this lake. We don't need swimsuits."
Elsa asked "Are Ты completely sure nobody will be there?"
Anna replied "I've been at this lake 6 days in a row and I never saw people. I promise we'll be okay."
Elsa сказал(-а) "Okay."
The 2 sisters were almost at the lake so they got undressed. They put on the towels and started running to the lake.
Anna сказал(-а) "I'll get to the lake before Ты do."
Elsa replied "I might beat Ты there this time."
Anna and Elsa arrived at the lake. They took off their towels. Elsa heard noises. People were starting to hang out near the lake. The Duke of Weselton had lied to the people about the lake area being a great place for picnics. There weren't any tables for the people to have picnics on, but the area had a good view of trees and even a радуга so the people stayed.
Anna was about to get into the lake. Elsa whispered "I heard people." Anna and Elsa looked around and saw the people. The 2 sisters were so scared they could barely move.
Anna and Elsa managed to run to their towels and put them on before the people saw them. The 2 sisters breathed sighs of relief.
1 woman saw the 2 towel clad sisters and сказал(-а) "It's the princess and queen."
Elsa nervously сказал(-а) "Hi. It's nice to meet you."
A different woman сказал(-а) "You 2 should Присоединиться our picnic."
Anna сказал(-а) "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we're underdressed for even that. Please excuse us."
Anna and Elsa walked out of the lake area and got dressed.
On the walk Главная Elsa сказал(-а) "Most embarrassing день ever." The Duke of Weselton overheard her and laughed.
Anna сказал(-а) "Stop it Ты weasel."
Since the last 2 times Anna and Elsa went to a lake didn't work they decided to go an actual swimming pool this time.
Anna сказал(-а) "The lakes have pretty Просмотры of nature, but Ты suggesting to go to a swimming pool is a better idea."
Elsa сказал(-а) "Thank Ты Anna. I made sure to bring our swimsuits."
Anna replied "Thank goodness for that."
Anna and Elsa went to the female changing room and got on their swimsuits. Anna wore a green купальник and Elsa wore a blue swimsuit.
Elsa gently went into the pool, but Anna jumped in. Anna сказал(-а) "That was wicked fun."
Elsa replied "That was wicked crazy."
The Duke of Weselton asked "What are Ты monsters doing here?"
Anna replied "Swimming of course. What are Ты doing here?"
The Duke сказал(-а) "I didn't know that this was a swimming pool."
Elsa asked "What did Ты assume it was?"
The Duke replied "I thought it was a water museum."
Anna whispered "Weirdo."
Anna and Elsa swam around. They hadn't swam in months so at first they weren't swimming that great, but later on they started swimming much better and even faster.
Anna сказал(-а) "Lets find out which of us can swim to the end of the pool the fastest."
Elsa replied "Okay Anna."
Anna and Elsa swam faster than ever before. They felt colder as they reached the end of the pool.
Anna сказал(-а) "We both swam so fast that I don't even know which of us won."
Elsa replied "We both did a good job." Elsa looked down and whispered "I Остаться в живых my swimsuit."
Anna stated "I feel like I Остаться в живых a купальник too." Anna looked down and сказал(-а) "I did."
Elsa сказал(-а) "We swam so fast that our swimsuits slipped off."
Anna and Elsa looked around for their swimsuits. The Duke of Weselton grabbed them out of the pool and сказал(-а) "I don't know who these used to belong to, but now I can sell them." The Duke walked out with the swimsuits.
Anna сказал(-а) "Nobody can see our bodies while we're in the swimming pool so we're okay."
Elsa asked "But how are we supposed to get to the female changing room without people seeing us?"
Anna thought about it and сказал(-а) "I have an idea, but it's crazy."
Elsa was nervous. She asked "What will we do?" Anna whispered her plan to Elsa.
A few минуты later the 2 sisters both rolled like a ball. They rolled out of the swimming pool. Doing that got them еще attention from the people, but it saved anybody from seeing too much. They rolled to the female changing room.
Anna сказал(-а) "Wow. That was so much fun. Do Ты wanna try that when we're at the kingdom?"
Elsa replied "Most embarrassing moment I've ever had."
After that...
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 минуты later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they сказал(-а) ten words.
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 минуты later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they сказал(-а) ten words.
Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell Ты guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick или Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" сказал(-а) myself. I was dressed as a слон and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains Волколаки and Sparkly Вампиры with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- Ты just dared yourself!" сказал(-а) myself. "I accept!" сказал(-а) yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." сказал(-а) myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" сказал(-а) yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
SPREAD THE WURD! :D
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick или Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" сказал(-а) myself. I was dressed as a слон and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains Волколаки and Sparkly Вампиры with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- Ты just dared yourself!" сказал(-а) myself. "I accept!" сказал(-а) yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." сказал(-а) myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" сказал(-а) yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
SPREAD THE WURD! :D
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Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The секунда nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody сказал(-а) it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Панды are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody сказал(-а) it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Панды are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could Ты pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? сказал(-а) the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made Ты laugh.
Here are 2 Болталка facts:
They don't sell Smarties или Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made Ты laugh.
Here are 2 Болталка facts:
They don't sell Smarties или Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
