Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: Ты see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let Ты know who Brony Of The месяц is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, или laughing.
Master Sword: We didn't say anything funny yet, so they can't be laughing.
Tom: I got an idea. *Grabs a loudspeaker, and a grenade. He talks in the loudspeaker* Now listen up!! If Ты don't stop booing, I'll shove a grenade up your ass, and kill Ты in a matter of seconds.
Audience: *Becomes quiet*
Master Sword: There we go.
Tom: I knew it would work. Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The месяц award goes to Alinah_09.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that. She deserves it.
Tom: And now for our crossover parody. We decided to make a crossover parody of two skits we are currently doing.
Master Sword: We're combining Celebrity Jeopardy with The Story Of Corporal Agarn, and we're calling it..
Tom: Wildwest Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wildwest Jeopardy
Starring Saten Twist as Alex Trebek
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
and Sean the hedgehog as Chief Wild Eagle
The four of them were outside. The gameboard, and podium were set up in the middle of the fort.
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. From now on, I would appreciate it if everyone would refrain from using any words starting with N, или F.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the score. Chief Wild Eagle has a grand total of negative $61,000
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: I'll get that money back from your Granddaughter Trebek. Ты 74 год old f**k.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I warned Ты not to say anything starting with N, или F.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: On секунда thought, forget that. It's gonna be a very difficult rule to follow.
Audience: No shit. *Laughing*
Alex: In last place with negative $104,000 is Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: RAMPAGE!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay. And in first place with negative $60,999 is Captain Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: I'm in the lead, and I hope to stay there.
Corporal Agarn: But you're not in the lead. You're in Fort Courage with the rest of us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh I know that Corporal, I was just referring to the game.
Corporal Agarn: Oh. I see.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on. It's time for Double Jeopardy, let's take a look at the board. The categories are..
As soon as the board turned on, Chief Wild Eagle shot an Стрела at it, and it was destroyed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What the... Why did Ты do that?!
Chief Wild Eagle: It was a monster! Ты try to bring in monster to kill off Indian!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well. We can't play now that the board is destroyed, so we'll see Ты in the Далее episode.
The End
On the Далее part of this episode
Master Sword rants about the news industry.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 16: I've Had Enough Of This
Master Sword: *Watching the news*
News Pony: The weather forecast for this week seems promising. Tomorrow all the way through to Friday, we will have temperatures between 60-80 degrees farenheit, and it will be sunny. However, Saturday, and Sunday will be completely cloudy. No rain will be expected however, but the temperature for Saturday will be 55, and Sunday will be 48. OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!! NEWS FLASH! WE GOT REPORTS OF A MISSING AIRPLANE!!
Master Sword: *Covering his ears* Ты don't have to shout. We can hear you!
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The missing airplane is from Delta Airlines, and at least 250 ponies were on board. The flight was going from Las Pegasus Neighvada, to St. Foalis Maressouri.
Master Sword: Who gives a f**k?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No one cares about a goddamn airplane disappearing. We want to hear about ISIS, and how it's threatening to attack others even though they're weak, due to being from the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The Equestrian Military is trying to find out where the plane could have ended up, and will try to recover the black box.
Master Sword: The plane disappeared, because everyone stopped giving a f**k about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: These disappearing airplanes are becoming attention whores like Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile in Fluttershy's cottage.
MLP Producers: Places everyone.
Director: Fluttershy, we want Ты to walk outside of your cottage with Discord, and Angel.
Then a song turned on: link
Twilight: Man, Переместить out of the f**king way Ты dumbass nigga! This is my show!
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: I-I'm sorry Twilight.
Twilight: Ты better be sorry. Look at this!! *Points her horn at Fluttershy* And look at these! *Shows off her wings* I'm an alicorn princess with a black man's voice nigga!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Looks at the audience* Yo! What the hell is wrong with you?! You're suppose to cheer everytime I say the N word.
Audience: *Nervously cheer*
Then Master Sword turned the song off as he arrived on stage.
Master Sword: This is not all about Ты Twilight. Let Fluttershy do her thing, and be cute with Discord, and Angel. *Leaves* Now to give the news industry a piece of my mind.
CBS Studios, Manehattan.
News Pony: What's Далее on our news lineup?
News пони 2: Well, since we're in Manehattan, I think we'll Показать some footage of some ponies being raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
News пони 2: Then we'll Переместить on to another airplane disappearing.
Master Sword: OH NO Ты WON'T!
Audience: *Clapping*
News Pony: Excuse me. Who are you?
Master Sword: I am a пони that will kill Ты all if Ты don't stop talking about disappearing airplanes. No one cares about them!
News пони 2: I see.
News Pony: Is there anything else Ты want us to do?
Master Sword: Yeah. In Hawaii Five-0, get some newer police cars. The ones you're currently using are shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: Thanks for your feedback. We hope Ты enjoyed your visit to CBS Studios.
Master Sword: I did not. *Leaves*
News Pony: Aw. That made me sad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's Princess Celestia.
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic радуга as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.
Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me Ты have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is it you're looking for?
Bryan: What kind of noise-making equipment does your repository contain? Vuvuzelas perhaps?
Audience: Oooh!
Mexican Pony: I think we can help you. *Walks away with the other two Mexican ponies*
The leader of the Mexicans went to another пони by a wardrobe.
Mexican Pony: Come here. *Pushes пони towards the wardrobe. He opens the door, and pushes the пони into the wardrobe*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mexican Pony: Find a vuvuzela. A good one. Hurry back. *Closes door*
Audience: *Laughing*
Later
Celestia: *Sleeping*
Now for those of Ты that don't know what a vuvuzela is, it's a really loud horn.
Twilight: *Points the horn at Celestia, and blows in it really hard to make lots of noise*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Wakes up, and falls out of bed* I thought I banned those things!!
Twilight escaped just in time. She was now talking to some of the other ponies in the castle.
Harry: What now?
Twilight: Man, it was good, but not good enough.
Chrysler: Ты speak nonsense! A vuvuzela blast in your sleep? How can that be beaten? Ты can't seriously suggest to waste еще resources just for cheap pranks.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Twilight: Anything is possible as long as the results are hysterical. We just need some guinea pigs to conceptualize ideas.
Harry: I know where we can get some. How about Alexis?
Bryan: She wouldn't even suspect a thing.
Twilight: Man, clear a path. I know just what we're gonna do.
Later, Alexis was walking down a hallway. She turned left into another hallway, and passed Chrysler who was sitting on a chair.
Alexis: *Gets hit by a big box перчатка, перчатки on a spring, and gets her head stuck in the wall*
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Luna, and Twilight met Cadence in a parking garage.
Twilight: Looks like someone finally joined the dark side.
Cadence: Surprised? I heard about the vuvuzela antic. I have decided to Присоединиться the anarchy. With the three of us working together, we can-
Luna: Normally, I'd be the first to object. But if my protege can see potential, *Begins walking to her car* Then maybe those brains of yours can drive us to commit the most legendary antic of all time. *Gets in car*
Driver: *Starts car, and revs engine twice. He then drives away*
Cadence: *Staring at Luna*
Twilight: Man, let's get to the Далее scene. We went too long without anything funny happening!
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, in Celestia's room.
Derpy: *Walks into Celestia's room*
Celestia: *Staring at Derpy* Well? What do Ты want?!
Derpy: Twilight wants to see Ты outside. She wants to Показать Ты something.
Celestia: Ты must think that I'm stupid, right?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Celestia: Ты go out there! For all I know, a Пианино will fall on me out of nowhere- *Gets hit by a Пианино as it makes this noise: link *
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Derpy: I tried to tell Ты to go outside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: TWILIGHT!!!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Up next, it's The жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn.
жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn
Starring радуга Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic радуга as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.
Announcer: For those of Ты that don't remember, the жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a таблица with Marisa* Ты really look like this mare I дата in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yeah right. How much will it cost for Ты to suck my dick?
Marisa: $500
Sean: That's expensive, but whatever.
As they go into a private room, Mercury enters the strip club.
Mercury: George, Richard, I got a job for you.
George: Is it the same type of job that grey hedgehog is getting with Marisa?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Come on, be serious.
George & Richard: *Sit down at Mercury's table*
Richard: Since when did Ты care about being serious?
Mercury: All the time.
George: Yeah, like that one time he decided to paint his gun pink.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: It was for breast cancer awareness!
Richard: That's for humans. We are ponies. We don't have breasts, so we have nothing to be aware about.
Mercury: Ты just don't give a shit about anything. Do you?
Richard: Not unless Ты have somepony for us to kill.
Mercury: A gay pride parade.
George: Oh yeah!
Half of the audience started booing.
George: Oh come on. I thought all of the audience members were straight.
Richard: Guess not. We'll just have to kill them after this skit is over.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Now, this parade is going from Union Station, all the way to Civic Center. Find a spot where no one can find you, and blow them all to hell.
George: With pleasure.
They were set up in a building across the улица, уличный from Union Station.
George: I hate trains.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Why did Ты pick to be by the station?
Richard: This is a good view for our assignment. Why do Ты hate trains anyway?
George: Season 5 hype train!
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Here they come, get ready.
Gay Ponies: *Walking out of the station*
George: This is not what I expected.
Richard: What do Ты mean?
George: This is a parade. Where's the band that plays music?
Band: *Shows up out of nowhere, and plays music*
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Make sure your silencer is on. *Puts silencer on rifle*
George: *Attaches silencer to rifle* Let's do this. *Shoots gay pride pony*
Richard: *Shoots two gay ponies with one bullet*
Audience: *Cheering*
George: They're running away, hold your fire.
Richard: What for?
George: I want to do something to one of their banners.
After everyone was gone, George used black spraypaint to write gay marriage is gay.
Richard: Nice. Let's get out of here.
Back at the жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn
Saten Twist: Since Ты didn't kill all of the ponies in that parade, Ты each get four grand.
George: Worth it. We vandalized one of their banners.
Saten Twist: Five grand.
Richard: Thank you.
Sean: *Leaving the жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn* Well, I'll see Ты guys later.
George: Where are Ты going?
Sean: I gotta help prepare the Далее skit. Ты gotta get dressed as a golfer.
George: Oh yeah. The Далее skit is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic радуга as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
Otis was on the last hole with Olson, and Caddy.
Otis: Thanks for playing with me Ты guys. Chip called in, and сказал(-а) he was sick.
Olson: Hey, no problem Otis.
Caddy: We had a good time.
Otis: Well this ain't over yet. Are Ты still enjoying it?
Caddy: Yeah.
Otis: Then watch me sink that ball into the hole. *Puts the ball, and it goes in* It's a shame Chip can't be here. I wonder how he's feeling.
Chip: *Feeling fine as he plays Mafia 2 while eating pretzels, and drinking soda*
Audience: *Laughing*
Olson: I'm sure he feels completely terrible, and has to go to the bathroom at least once every ten minutes, because of diarrhea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Caddy: Maybe he vomits every час on the hour.
Otis: Alright, let's not make it sound dramatic.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Besides, one of Ты have to go.
Caddy: My ball is the furthest.
Olson: How did Ты figure that out?
Caddy: Your ball is on the green, and mine is still on the fairway. A 2 год old would be able to figure out that it's my turn.
Audience: *Laughing*
The three stallions went back to where Caddy's ball was, and watched him get ready.
Caddy: I'm going to get that ball in the hole from here. Just watch me. *Lightly hits the ball*
It landed on вверх of Olson's ball, making it go towards the hole, while Caddy watched his own ball roll back onto the fairway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Caddy: I'm going to kill Ты for this Olson.
Olson: Hey. Ты were the one hitting the ball. Not me.
After the match, they looked over their score.
Otis: It seems that my score is 64. Olson, Ты got a 65.
Caddy: What about me?
Otis: Just wait a минута Ты impatient bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Your score is 71.
Caddy: *His face turns red, and smoke comes out of his ears*
Otis: Are Ты thinking what I'm thinking?
Olson: Running away?
Otis: Yeah. *Takes off with Olson*
Audience: *Laughing*
Caddy: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce Ты to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.
Song: link
Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
***
Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The месяц award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.
Take 2
Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The месяц awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*
***
Chief Wild Eagle: *Leaning on podium* I'll get that money back from your Granddaughter Trebek. You- *Falls down as the podium gets smashed. He picks up parts of it, and realizes it's made out of wood* This is just like The Interview where James Franco finds out the Еда is fake in Korea!
Audience: *Laughing*
***
Director: Fluttershy, we want Ты to walk outside of your cottage with Discord, and Angel.
Twilight: *Arrives* Keeping it G ain't nothin'! Ты ain't gotta like it, cuz the капот, худ gone Любовь it. Ты ain't gotta like it, cuz the капот, худ gone Любовь it. Watch a young nigga.. I'm having trouble Пение this. Can we do something different?
Take 2
Twilight: Man, Переместить out of the f**king way Ты dumbass nigga! This is my show!
Director: Twilight, we're not ready yet.
Twilight: I did all that hard work for nothing!
Take 3
Twilight: Man, Переместить out of the f**king way Ты dumbass nigga! This is my game.
Director: CUT!
***
Derpy: Twilight wants to see Ты outside. She wants to Показать Ты something.
Celestia: Ты must think that I'm stupid, right?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Celestia: Ты go out there! For all I know, a Пианино will fall on me out of nowhere.. Where's the piano?
Twilight: *Arrives* Man Ты got played, like a f***ing piano!!
Tom: That's all the time we have. See Ты in the Далее episode.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
The End
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2015
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: Ты see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let Ты know who Brony Of The месяц is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, или laughing.
Master Sword: We didn't say anything funny yet, so they can't be laughing.
Tom: I got an idea. *Grabs a loudspeaker, and a grenade. He talks in the loudspeaker* Now listen up!! If Ты don't stop booing, I'll shove a grenade up your ass, and kill Ты in a matter of seconds.
Audience: *Becomes quiet*
Master Sword: There we go.
Tom: I knew it would work. Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The месяц award goes to Alinah_09.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that. She deserves it.
Tom: And now for our crossover parody. We decided to make a crossover parody of two skits we are currently doing.
Master Sword: We're combining Celebrity Jeopardy with The Story Of Corporal Agarn, and we're calling it..
Tom: Wildwest Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wildwest Jeopardy
Starring Saten Twist as Alex Trebek
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
and Sean the hedgehog as Chief Wild Eagle
The four of them were outside. The gameboard, and podium were set up in the middle of the fort.
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. From now on, I would appreciate it if everyone would refrain from using any words starting with N, или F.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the score. Chief Wild Eagle has a grand total of negative $61,000
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: I'll get that money back from your Granddaughter Trebek. Ты 74 год old f**k.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I warned Ты not to say anything starting with N, или F.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: On секунда thought, forget that. It's gonna be a very difficult rule to follow.
Audience: No shit. *Laughing*
Alex: In last place with negative $104,000 is Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: RAMPAGE!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay. And in first place with negative $60,999 is Captain Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: I'm in the lead, and I hope to stay there.
Corporal Agarn: But you're not in the lead. You're in Fort Courage with the rest of us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh I know that Corporal, I was just referring to the game.
Corporal Agarn: Oh. I see.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on. It's time for Double Jeopardy, let's take a look at the board. The categories are..
As soon as the board turned on, Chief Wild Eagle shot an Стрела at it, and it was destroyed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What the... Why did Ты do that?!
Chief Wild Eagle: It was a monster! Ты try to bring in monster to kill off Indian!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well. We can't play now that the board is destroyed, so we'll see Ты in the Далее episode.
The End
On the Далее part of this episode
Master Sword rants about the news industry.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 16: I've Had Enough Of This
Master Sword: *Watching the news*
News Pony: The weather forecast for this week seems promising. Tomorrow all the way through to Friday, we will have temperatures between 60-80 degrees farenheit, and it will be sunny. However, Saturday, and Sunday will be completely cloudy. No rain will be expected however, but the temperature for Saturday will be 55, and Sunday will be 48. OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!! NEWS FLASH! WE GOT REPORTS OF A MISSING AIRPLANE!!
Master Sword: *Covering his ears* Ты don't have to shout. We can hear you!
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The missing airplane is from Delta Airlines, and at least 250 ponies were on board. The flight was going from Las Pegasus Neighvada, to St. Foalis Maressouri.
Master Sword: Who gives a f**k?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No one cares about a goddamn airplane disappearing. We want to hear about ISIS, and how it's threatening to attack others even though they're weak, due to being from the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The Equestrian Military is trying to find out where the plane could have ended up, and will try to recover the black box.
Master Sword: The plane disappeared, because everyone stopped giving a f**k about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: These disappearing airplanes are becoming attention whores like Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile in Fluttershy's cottage.
MLP Producers: Places everyone.
Director: Fluttershy, we want Ты to walk outside of your cottage with Discord, and Angel.
Then a song turned on: link
Twilight: Man, Переместить out of the f**king way Ты dumbass nigga! This is my show!
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: I-I'm sorry Twilight.
Twilight: Ты better be sorry. Look at this!! *Points her horn at Fluttershy* And look at these! *Shows off her wings* I'm an alicorn princess with a black man's voice nigga!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Looks at the audience* Yo! What the hell is wrong with you?! You're suppose to cheer everytime I say the N word.
Audience: *Nervously cheer*
Then Master Sword turned the song off as he arrived on stage.
Master Sword: This is not all about Ты Twilight. Let Fluttershy do her thing, and be cute with Discord, and Angel. *Leaves* Now to give the news industry a piece of my mind.
CBS Studios, Manehattan.
News Pony: What's Далее on our news lineup?
News пони 2: Well, since we're in Manehattan, I think we'll Показать some footage of some ponies being raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
News пони 2: Then we'll Переместить on to another airplane disappearing.
Master Sword: OH NO Ты WON'T!
Audience: *Clapping*
News Pony: Excuse me. Who are you?
Master Sword: I am a пони that will kill Ты all if Ты don't stop talking about disappearing airplanes. No one cares about them!
News пони 2: I see.
News Pony: Is there anything else Ты want us to do?
Master Sword: Yeah. In Hawaii Five-0, get some newer police cars. The ones you're currently using are shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: Thanks for your feedback. We hope Ты enjoyed your visit to CBS Studios.
Master Sword: I did not. *Leaves*
News Pony: Aw. That made me sad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's Princess Celestia.
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic радуга as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.
Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me Ты have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is it you're looking for?
Bryan: What kind of noise-making equipment does your repository contain? Vuvuzelas perhaps?
Audience: Oooh!
Mexican Pony: I think we can help you. *Walks away with the other two Mexican ponies*
The leader of the Mexicans went to another пони by a wardrobe.
Mexican Pony: Come here. *Pushes пони towards the wardrobe. He opens the door, and pushes the пони into the wardrobe*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mexican Pony: Find a vuvuzela. A good one. Hurry back. *Closes door*
Audience: *Laughing*
Later
Celestia: *Sleeping*
Now for those of Ты that don't know what a vuvuzela is, it's a really loud horn.
Twilight: *Points the horn at Celestia, and blows in it really hard to make lots of noise*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Wakes up, and falls out of bed* I thought I banned those things!!
Twilight escaped just in time. She was now talking to some of the other ponies in the castle.
Harry: What now?
Twilight: Man, it was good, but not good enough.
Chrysler: Ты speak nonsense! A vuvuzela blast in your sleep? How can that be beaten? Ты can't seriously suggest to waste еще resources just for cheap pranks.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Twilight: Anything is possible as long as the results are hysterical. We just need some guinea pigs to conceptualize ideas.
Harry: I know where we can get some. How about Alexis?
Bryan: She wouldn't even suspect a thing.
Twilight: Man, clear a path. I know just what we're gonna do.
Later, Alexis was walking down a hallway. She turned left into another hallway, and passed Chrysler who was sitting on a chair.
Alexis: *Gets hit by a big box перчатка, перчатки on a spring, and gets her head stuck in the wall*
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Luna, and Twilight met Cadence in a parking garage.
Twilight: Looks like someone finally joined the dark side.
Cadence: Surprised? I heard about the vuvuzela antic. I have decided to Присоединиться the anarchy. With the three of us working together, we can-
Luna: Normally, I'd be the first to object. But if my protege can see potential, *Begins walking to her car* Then maybe those brains of yours can drive us to commit the most legendary antic of all time. *Gets in car*
Driver: *Starts car, and revs engine twice. He then drives away*
Cadence: *Staring at Luna*
Twilight: Man, let's get to the Далее scene. We went too long without anything funny happening!
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, in Celestia's room.
Derpy: *Walks into Celestia's room*
Celestia: *Staring at Derpy* Well? What do Ты want?!
Derpy: Twilight wants to see Ты outside. She wants to Показать Ты something.
Celestia: Ты must think that I'm stupid, right?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Celestia: Ты go out there! For all I know, a Пианино will fall on me out of nowhere- *Gets hit by a Пианино as it makes this noise: link *
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Derpy: I tried to tell Ты to go outside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: TWILIGHT!!!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Up next, it's The жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn.
жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn
Starring радуга Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic радуга as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.
Announcer: For those of Ты that don't remember, the жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a таблица with Marisa* Ты really look like this mare I дата in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yeah right. How much will it cost for Ты to suck my dick?
Marisa: $500
Sean: That's expensive, but whatever.
As they go into a private room, Mercury enters the strip club.
Mercury: George, Richard, I got a job for you.
George: Is it the same type of job that grey hedgehog is getting with Marisa?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Come on, be serious.
George & Richard: *Sit down at Mercury's table*
Richard: Since when did Ты care about being serious?
Mercury: All the time.
George: Yeah, like that one time he decided to paint his gun pink.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: It was for breast cancer awareness!
Richard: That's for humans. We are ponies. We don't have breasts, so we have nothing to be aware about.
Mercury: Ты just don't give a shit about anything. Do you?
Richard: Not unless Ты have somepony for us to kill.
Mercury: A gay pride parade.
George: Oh yeah!
Half of the audience started booing.
George: Oh come on. I thought all of the audience members were straight.
Richard: Guess not. We'll just have to kill them after this skit is over.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Now, this parade is going from Union Station, all the way to Civic Center. Find a spot where no one can find you, and blow them all to hell.
George: With pleasure.
They were set up in a building across the улица, уличный from Union Station.
George: I hate trains.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Why did Ты pick to be by the station?
Richard: This is a good view for our assignment. Why do Ты hate trains anyway?
George: Season 5 hype train!
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Here they come, get ready.
Gay Ponies: *Walking out of the station*
George: This is not what I expected.
Richard: What do Ты mean?
George: This is a parade. Where's the band that plays music?
Band: *Shows up out of nowhere, and plays music*
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Make sure your silencer is on. *Puts silencer on rifle*
George: *Attaches silencer to rifle* Let's do this. *Shoots gay pride pony*
Richard: *Shoots two gay ponies with one bullet*
Audience: *Cheering*
George: They're running away, hold your fire.
Richard: What for?
George: I want to do something to one of their banners.
After everyone was gone, George used black spraypaint to write gay marriage is gay.
Richard: Nice. Let's get out of here.
Back at the жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn
Saten Twist: Since Ты didn't kill all of the ponies in that parade, Ты each get four grand.
George: Worth it. We vandalized one of their banners.
Saten Twist: Five grand.
Richard: Thank you.
Sean: *Leaving the жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn* Well, I'll see Ты guys later.
George: Where are Ты going?
Sean: I gotta help prepare the Далее skit. Ты gotta get dressed as a golfer.
George: Oh yeah. The Далее skit is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic радуга as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
Otis was on the last hole with Olson, and Caddy.
Otis: Thanks for playing with me Ты guys. Chip called in, and сказал(-а) he was sick.
Olson: Hey, no problem Otis.
Caddy: We had a good time.
Otis: Well this ain't over yet. Are Ты still enjoying it?
Caddy: Yeah.
Otis: Then watch me sink that ball into the hole. *Puts the ball, and it goes in* It's a shame Chip can't be here. I wonder how he's feeling.
Chip: *Feeling fine as he plays Mafia 2 while eating pretzels, and drinking soda*
Audience: *Laughing*
Olson: I'm sure he feels completely terrible, and has to go to the bathroom at least once every ten minutes, because of diarrhea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Caddy: Maybe he vomits every час on the hour.
Otis: Alright, let's not make it sound dramatic.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Besides, one of Ты have to go.
Caddy: My ball is the furthest.
Olson: How did Ты figure that out?
Caddy: Your ball is on the green, and mine is still on the fairway. A 2 год old would be able to figure out that it's my turn.
Audience: *Laughing*
The three stallions went back to where Caddy's ball was, and watched him get ready.
Caddy: I'm going to get that ball in the hole from here. Just watch me. *Lightly hits the ball*
It landed on вверх of Olson's ball, making it go towards the hole, while Caddy watched his own ball roll back onto the fairway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Caddy: I'm going to kill Ты for this Olson.
Olson: Hey. Ты were the one hitting the ball. Not me.
After the match, they looked over their score.
Otis: It seems that my score is 64. Olson, Ты got a 65.
Caddy: What about me?
Otis: Just wait a минута Ты impatient bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Your score is 71.
Caddy: *His face turns red, and smoke comes out of his ears*
Otis: Are Ты thinking what I'm thinking?
Olson: Running away?
Otis: Yeah. *Takes off with Olson*
Audience: *Laughing*
Caddy: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce Ты to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.
Song: link
Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
***
Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The месяц award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.
Take 2
Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The месяц awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*
***
Chief Wild Eagle: *Leaning on podium* I'll get that money back from your Granddaughter Trebek. You- *Falls down as the podium gets smashed. He picks up parts of it, and realizes it's made out of wood* This is just like The Interview where James Franco finds out the Еда is fake in Korea!
Audience: *Laughing*
***
Director: Fluttershy, we want Ты to walk outside of your cottage with Discord, and Angel.
Twilight: *Arrives* Keeping it G ain't nothin'! Ты ain't gotta like it, cuz the капот, худ gone Любовь it. Ты ain't gotta like it, cuz the капот, худ gone Любовь it. Watch a young nigga.. I'm having trouble Пение this. Can we do something different?
Take 2
Twilight: Man, Переместить out of the f**king way Ты dumbass nigga! This is my show!
Director: Twilight, we're not ready yet.
Twilight: I did all that hard work for nothing!
Take 3
Twilight: Man, Переместить out of the f**king way Ты dumbass nigga! This is my game.
Director: CUT!
***
Derpy: Twilight wants to see Ты outside. She wants to Показать Ты something.
Celestia: Ты must think that I'm stupid, right?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Celestia: Ты go out there! For all I know, a Пианино will fall on me out of nowhere.. Where's the piano?
Twilight: *Arrives* Man Ты got played, like a f***ing piano!!
Tom: That's all the time we have. See Ты in the Далее episode.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
The End
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2015
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
I just released an update stating that I would not include video games in the черепаха Sandwiches... then someone suggested a video game. So I started thinking once again and I came to the conclusion that saying video games were going to be part of it and then not having them be part of it was really annoying. Sorry for changing this and then immediately unchanging part of the change, but I'm fairly confident in this even newerly new setup, and hopeful that it will work permanently. So here is the new schedule that will not change:
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new черепаха сэндвич, бутерброд this week. But I am Письмо this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought еще about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between Фильмы and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch Фильмы far еще often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city Ты might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make еще time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought еще about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between Фильмы and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch Фильмы far еще often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city Ты might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make еще time for this in the future.
