#1:
"It would be years later before Henry, for some foolish reason, decided to cut down that old tree. However, he experienced great difficulty in doing this. Perhaps Henry should have broken up with the tree, then maybe it would have cut itself."
#2:
JUSTIN: I just.. I thought better of you.
ROB: For hanging out with Derek?
JUSTIN: Yeah, but, Ты know what.. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna head out (leaves)
ROB: Waiit, what Ты got against Derek? .. Bro! Derek! Bro! Bro, it's Derek! BRO!! BRO IT'S DEREK!! BROOOOOO!!! BROOOOOOOO!!!!
#3:
"Matthew Santoro's teeth are so white the KKK have been trying to recruit them for years."
#4:
(WWYPTOTI post has picture of disgusting Главная made speggetti) Bon app a teeth.
Rob: Bon app a- Bon app a teeth, that looks disguesting as hell!
#5:
Submisson: (has picture of a angry Flutttershy at his bed) She is the one пони I want to remain a virgin. But something tells me she doesn't want to be a virgin anymore..
Rob: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? What are doing i- What is that, Buttershit!? I don't know, I don't, I don't know the ponies name! What are yo- The ponies pretty hot! I give Ты that! But what are Ты doing, it's not real! JESUS!!!
#6:
Submission: I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
Rob: #NoShit! #Don't! #Stop! #What-The-Hell-Is-Wrong-With-You-Wash-Your-Damn-Hands! And I bet Ты didn't, and bet it smells like the other guys fucking speggitti! Bon ap a teeth bitch!!
#7:
"Be true to yourself, или Ты never know what your get, right, buddy, o-boy, oh-pal,- oh-bubby, oh-boypal!
#8:
Submission: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it by summer.
Rob: I ......... (picture rolls in of cat leaning over tub trying not to fall in, with the meme "NOPE" over it)
#9:
Rob: This real life Romeo and juliet shit here!
Submission: I have been dating this guy for several months, and his wife is great two. But his visits are dropping from twice a week, once every 2 weeks, he says the only way he can see me еще is to say he got a job and had the money to Показать for it. How much is worthy to give him to keep seeing him? Now before Ты call me stupid, this was my idea!
Rob: Than it's not! Not stupid at all, if it was his idea yes, but sense it's yours, your smart as fuck! (throphy clipart appears) Ты get the "smartest fuck!" awards!!
#10:
Man, there are lot of rules to not be a Temblr rapist. Not a regular rapist, a temblr rapist.. Which is basically, uhh, "having a penis".. At which point, it's too late.
#11:
Submission: My professer put his dead cat in the freezer so we had to clean it. #Gross.
Rob: If your a professor. And your cat died. And Ты put it in the freezer so others have to clean it.. Ты shouldn't be a professor!
#12:
Rob: (reads submission where it says something about the afterlife but there's so spelling errors)
Rob: ... (voice echos) WHAT!?!
Rob: Hopefully the afterlife provides a dictoranary.
#13:
"There are new headphones for sale, so Ты can watch my Видео in public cafe's without getting the "stank eye" from some mother, cause she doesn't want her toddler to hear how some guy ate a man's face while touching himself. I mean, it's really quite innappropiate, bringing a toddler to a cafe, get your shit together "mom"!
#14:
Yes, the shave kit can go to anyone.. Even if your your a hermit, and Ты never leave the house, and Ты feel a little ... GOLLUM!! GOLLUM!!
#15:
With this shave your have a face as smooth as a baby's bottom.. And we all know how woman Любовь to make out with a baby's bottom.
#16:
Yes fokes, your beloved Matthew Santoro is dead.. And by dead I mean he let me post from his channel for the day.
#17:
Text: I'm hearing scary noises everywhere!
Rob (imitating her): Yes, almost like it's an old building, makes noises.. But it has to be ghosts, can't just be old building noises!
#18:
BECKY! (stab) BECKY! (stab) BECKY!!
#19:
Yes, I brought Оружие around school. It was fine though, I didn't tell them how to use them.. Annnnd, the cops ARE looking for me ...
#20:
Rob: (bumps hand on mic when talking) ... (to Mic) Fuck you.
#21:
Remember, Ты may not believe it, but anything is possible in a world so seriously strange.
#22:
Let's open the Serial Killer Files.
I could give them forever, but at the time my internet wasn't great, so gave me the excuse to myself..
"It would be years later before Henry, for some foolish reason, decided to cut down that old tree. However, he experienced great difficulty in doing this. Perhaps Henry should have broken up with the tree, then maybe it would have cut itself."
#2:
JUSTIN: I just.. I thought better of you.
ROB: For hanging out with Derek?
JUSTIN: Yeah, but, Ты know what.. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna head out (leaves)
ROB: Waiit, what Ты got against Derek? .. Bro! Derek! Bro! Bro, it's Derek! BRO!! BRO IT'S DEREK!! BROOOOOO!!! BROOOOOOOO!!!!
#3:
"Matthew Santoro's teeth are so white the KKK have been trying to recruit them for years."
#4:
(WWYPTOTI post has picture of disgusting Главная made speggetti) Bon app a teeth.
Rob: Bon app a- Bon app a teeth, that looks disguesting as hell!
#5:
Submisson: (has picture of a angry Flutttershy at his bed) She is the one пони I want to remain a virgin. But something tells me she doesn't want to be a virgin anymore..
Rob: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? What are doing i- What is that, Buttershit!? I don't know, I don't, I don't know the ponies name! What are yo- The ponies pretty hot! I give Ты that! But what are Ты doing, it's not real! JESUS!!!
#6:
Submission: I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
Rob: #NoShit! #Don't! #Stop! #What-The-Hell-Is-Wrong-With-You-Wash-Your-Damn-Hands! And I bet Ты didn't, and bet it smells like the other guys fucking speggitti! Bon ap a teeth bitch!!
#7:
"Be true to yourself, или Ты never know what your get, right, buddy, o-boy, oh-pal,- oh-bubby, oh-boypal!
#8:
Submission: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it by summer.
Rob: I ......... (picture rolls in of cat leaning over tub trying not to fall in, with the meme "NOPE" over it)
#9:
Rob: This real life Romeo and juliet shit here!
Submission: I have been dating this guy for several months, and his wife is great two. But his visits are dropping from twice a week, once every 2 weeks, he says the only way he can see me еще is to say he got a job and had the money to Показать for it. How much is worthy to give him to keep seeing him? Now before Ты call me stupid, this was my idea!
Rob: Than it's not! Not stupid at all, if it was his idea yes, but sense it's yours, your smart as fuck! (throphy clipart appears) Ты get the "smartest fuck!" awards!!
#10:
Man, there are lot of rules to not be a Temblr rapist. Not a regular rapist, a temblr rapist.. Which is basically, uhh, "having a penis".. At which point, it's too late.
#11:
Submission: My professer put his dead cat in the freezer so we had to clean it. #Gross.
Rob: If your a professor. And your cat died. And Ты put it in the freezer so others have to clean it.. Ты shouldn't be a professor!
#12:
Rob: (reads submission where it says something about the afterlife but there's so spelling errors)
Rob: ... (voice echos) WHAT!?!
Rob: Hopefully the afterlife provides a dictoranary.
#13:
"There are new headphones for sale, so Ты can watch my Видео in public cafe's without getting the "stank eye" from some mother, cause she doesn't want her toddler to hear how some guy ate a man's face while touching himself. I mean, it's really quite innappropiate, bringing a toddler to a cafe, get your shit together "mom"!
#14:
Yes, the shave kit can go to anyone.. Even if your your a hermit, and Ты never leave the house, and Ты feel a little ... GOLLUM!! GOLLUM!!
#15:
With this shave your have a face as smooth as a baby's bottom.. And we all know how woman Любовь to make out with a baby's bottom.
#16:
Yes fokes, your beloved Matthew Santoro is dead.. And by dead I mean he let me post from his channel for the day.
#17:
Text: I'm hearing scary noises everywhere!
Rob (imitating her): Yes, almost like it's an old building, makes noises.. But it has to be ghosts, can't just be old building noises!
#18:
BECKY! (stab) BECKY! (stab) BECKY!!
#19:
Yes, I brought Оружие around school. It was fine though, I didn't tell them how to use them.. Annnnd, the cops ARE looking for me ...
#20:
Rob: (bumps hand on mic when talking) ... (to Mic) Fuck you.
#21:
Remember, Ты may not believe it, but anything is possible in a world so seriously strange.
#22:
Let's open the Serial Killer Files.
I could give them forever, but at the time my internet wasn't great, so gave me the excuse to myself..
Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
My fuckin Little пони be a funky-ass brand of plastic ponies produced since 1983 by tha toy manufacturer Hasbro. Marketed primarily ta hoes, tha ponies feature colorful bodies n' manes n' a unique symbol on one and both sidez of they flanks, referred ta up in tha two most Последнее generations as "cutie marks". My fuckin lil пони was again revamped up in tha mid-2000z wit freshly smoked up n' mo' modern looks ta appeal ta a whole freshly smoked up market.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty пони toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little пони was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, by Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' by Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty пони toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little пони was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, by Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' by Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the Комментарий box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!
Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who
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Just filling up Космос so the Статья will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the Комментарий box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!
Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who
Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg
Just filling up Космос so the Статья will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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Not a Фан but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.
4. Sophia Bush
She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.
3. Kaya Scodelario
Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!
2. Katie Cassidy
This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.
1. Megan Fox
Not a Фан but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!
Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys или something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball или swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball или swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy Ты get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a носок with pennies, and then demand all of the Еда using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a Болталка person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos или baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as Ты can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little ягненок, баранина at the вверх of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's Еда when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about Болталка things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a носок with pennies, and then demand all of the Еда using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a Болталка person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos или baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as Ты can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little ягненок, баранина at the вверх of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's Еда when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about Болталка things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
