1: (Pilot)
FAther: Son have Ты been Чтение Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)
2:
Father: What did Ты do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT хлеб FOR FUCK SAKES!!
3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will Ты be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE NBA?!?!
4:
Father: (in car) How do Ты drive this thing?!
Son: What?
Father: WHERE ARE THE HORSES?!
Son: Ты use an engine
Father: SENSE WHEN THEY HAVE ENGINES?!?!
Son: The past hundred years
Father: Oh, alright..
(Skip to them coming back from McDonalds)
Son: Ты totalled my goddamn car!
Father: We are walking back.
Son: Ты TOTALLED THE CAR!!
Father: We're walking back! (calmly) Can I have some McNuggets?
Son: Oh sure (slips and drops them) Oh shit!, I...
Father: (falls to knees) NOOO-
(ends video)
5:
Father: (pulling off belt, preparing to hit his son as punishment for something) My uh, my belt's pretty loose, give me a секунда son, my belts pretty loose, can you, can Ты take a look at it
6:
Father: Yes! My character is ready!
Son: He's purple
Father: (angrily) He's PERFECT not purple!!
7:
Father: Yes my new шлем is here! (puts it on) What Ты think?
Son: ....... IT'S LITERARY THE SAM-
(end video)
8:
Son: (playing Skyrim NPC) (pulls out knife) Threat detected! (goes to attack him)
Father: (realizing the threat, calmly punches his entire head off)
9:
Son: Ты Остаться в живых YELLING PRIVILEGES!! (snaps and they end up in AMSR)
Father: (whispering) What did Ты do?!
10:
Father: (throws in skeleton)
Son: What is that?!
Father: (calmly) He got in my way.
11:
Father: Ты know how time only goes backwards или forwards?! What if it went, diagonally?!
12:
Son: Эй, Father, I got Ты some water (literary throws it at him)
Father: Why thank you!!
FAther: Son have Ты been Чтение Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)
2:
Father: What did Ты do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT хлеб FOR FUCK SAKES!!
3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will Ты be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE NBA?!?!
4:
Father: (in car) How do Ты drive this thing?!
Son: What?
Father: WHERE ARE THE HORSES?!
Son: Ты use an engine
Father: SENSE WHEN THEY HAVE ENGINES?!?!
Son: The past hundred years
Father: Oh, alright..
(Skip to them coming back from McDonalds)
Son: Ты totalled my goddamn car!
Father: We are walking back.
Son: Ты TOTALLED THE CAR!!
Father: We're walking back! (calmly) Can I have some McNuggets?
Son: Oh sure (slips and drops them) Oh shit!, I...
Father: (falls to knees) NOOO-
(ends video)
5:
Father: (pulling off belt, preparing to hit his son as punishment for something) My uh, my belt's pretty loose, give me a секунда son, my belts pretty loose, can you, can Ты take a look at it
6:
Father: Yes! My character is ready!
Son: He's purple
Father: (angrily) He's PERFECT not purple!!
7:
Father: Yes my new шлем is here! (puts it on) What Ты think?
Son: ....... IT'S LITERARY THE SAM-
(end video)
8:
Son: (playing Skyrim NPC) (pulls out knife) Threat detected! (goes to attack him)
Father: (realizing the threat, calmly punches his entire head off)
9:
Son: Ты Остаться в живых YELLING PRIVILEGES!! (snaps and they end up in AMSR)
Father: (whispering) What did Ты do?!
10:
Father: (throws in skeleton)
Son: What is that?!
Father: (calmly) He got in my way.
11:
Father: Ты know how time only goes backwards или forwards?! What if it went, diagonally?!
12:
Son: Эй, Father, I got Ты some water (literary throws it at him)
Father: Why thank you!!
1.Ravens
2.Crows
3.Blood
4.Gothic
5.Emo
6.Punk
7.eyes
8.Horror
9.Macabre
10.Death
11.My Chemical Romance
12.wiL Francis
13.Tre Cool(as of three минуты ago)
14.werewolves
15.Robert Pattinson
16.Strangeness
17.AFI
18.Fanpop
19.Taking pictures
20.Edgar Allen Poe
21.Stephen King
23.Anne Rice
24.Alfred Hitchcock
25.The Crow
26.Comic Books
27.Cats
28.Cemeteries and graveyards
29.Deviantart
30.Strange fashion
hahahaha,i'm so weird.anyways leave your Комментарии telling me what Ты thing
2.Crows
3.Blood
4.Gothic
5.Emo
6.Punk
7.eyes
8.Horror
9.Macabre
10.Death
11.My Chemical Romance
12.wiL Francis
13.Tre Cool(as of three минуты ago)
14.werewolves
15.Robert Pattinson
16.Strangeness
17.AFI
18.Fanpop
19.Taking pictures
20.Edgar Allen Poe
21.Stephen King
23.Anne Rice
24.Alfred Hitchcock
25.The Crow
26.Comic Books
27.Cats
28.Cemeteries and graveyards
29.Deviantart
30.Strange fashion
hahahaha,i'm so weird.anyways leave your Комментарии telling me what Ты thing
Эй,
hey!!!!!!!!!
Bored online, so I just decided to make a Список of Иконки I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.
Awesome website people!
Check it out some time!
Why am I typing like this?
I'm taking up space!
They won't let me Опубликовать the Статья because I don't have enough typed in the Статья space!
Well, haha, Fanpop people!
Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I guess this is about it.
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Lalala!
Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!
Bored online, so I just decided to make a Список of Иконки I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.
Awesome website people!
Check it out some time!
Why am I typing like this?
I'm taking up space!
They won't let me Опубликовать the Статья because I don't have enough typed in the Статья space!
Well, haha, Fanpop people!
Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I guess this is about it.
Scroll for Болталка insanity!
La
La
Lalala!
Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!
Well my brother was asking me who are the 4 presidents on Mt. Rushmore and I named them all. Then he started saying that Thomas Jefferson invented the toilet and I told him someone else did and then he told me to look it up so I did and it сказал(-а) that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Isn't there similarities going on.
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if Ты don't then Ты need to see a doctor!!
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if Ты don't then Ты need to see a doctor!!