FAther: Son have Ты been Чтение Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)
2:
Father: What did Ты do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT хлеб FOR FUCK SAKES!!
3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will Ты be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE NBA?!?!
4:
Father: (in car) How do Ты drive this thing?!
Son: What?
Father: WHERE ARE THE HORSES?!
Son: Ты use an engine
Father: SENSE WHEN THEY HAVE ENGINES?!?!
Son: The past hundred years
Father: Oh, alright..
(Skip to them coming back from McDonalds)
Son: Ты totalled my goddamn car!
Father: We are walking back.
Son: Ты TOTALLED THE CAR!!
Father: We're walking back! (calmly) Can I have some McNuggets?
Son: Oh sure (slips and drops them) Oh shit!, I...
Father: (falls to knees) NOOO-
(ends video)
5:
Father: (pulling off belt, preparing to hit his son as punishment for something) My uh, my belt's pretty loose, give me a секунда son, my belts pretty loose, can you, can Ты take a look at it
6:
Father: Yes! My character is ready!
Son: He's purple
Father: (angrily) He's PERFECT not purple!!
7:
Father: Yes my new шлем is here! (puts it on) What Ты think?
Son: ....... IT'S LITERARY THE SAM-
(end video)
8:
Son: (playing Skyrim NPC) (pulls out knife) Threat detected! (goes to attack him)
Father: (realizing the threat, calmly punches his entire head off)
9:
Son: Ты Остаться в живых YELLING PRIVILEGES!! (snaps and they end up in AMSR)
Father: (whispering) What did Ты do?!
10:
Father: (throws in skeleton)
Son: What is that?!
Father: (calmly) He got in my way.
11:
Father: Ты know how time only goes backwards или forwards?! What if it went, diagonally?!
12:
Son: Эй, Father, I got Ты some water (literary throws it at him)
Father: Why thank you!!
Carving The Turkey
It is really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.
He makes a fancy Показать of it,
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we're certain that we'll starve.
He seems to take forever,
As we sit and shake our heads,
By the time he's finished slicing,
He's reduced the birds to shreds.
He yells as loud as thunder,
Just before he's finally through
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
Daddy carves his finger too!
I'm sorry to brag for all of the Sega или Sonic the hedgehog Фаны who Любовь Sega's classic game,but I'm excited. When I went to Family Dollar, I saw a Genesis system for $40. Did Ты read that? $40 for a genesis console,but I didn't have enough money. So I went Главная and bought $4 out of $39, and saw in my receipt; This Saturday on Nov.8, get a product over $25, $5 off. I became excited and told my Stepfather to take me to Family Dollar to buy the Sega Genesis Console $5 off. This means the price will be $35. This gaming console contains 80 sega games on the system. I'm so excited. Got news,brag about it.
1. Собаки can detect sadness in humans and often attempt to make their owners happy by initiating cuddling.
2. In Iceland, еще Книги are published and sold per person every год than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published Автор in their lifetime.
3. Hippo молоко is pink.
4. President George W. куст, буш was a cheerleader during high school and university.
5. еще Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.
8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.
10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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And that's all for now.
2. In Iceland, еще Книги are published and sold per person every год than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published Автор in their lifetime.
3. Hippo молоко is pink.
4. President George W. куст, буш was a cheerleader during high school and university.
5. еще Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.
8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.
10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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And that's all for now.
