There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have дана us tickets.
Girls are like phones. We Любовь to be held, talked too but if Ты press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
I’m very Храбрая сердцем generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen to have a headache.”
I refuse to answer that Вопрос on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
A bank is a place that will lend Ты money if Ты can prove that Ты don’t need it.
A banker is a fellow who lends Ты his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the минута it begins to rain.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?
I did not write this
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have дана us tickets.
Girls are like phones. We Любовь to be held, talked too but if Ты press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
I’m very Храбрая сердцем generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen to have a headache.”
I refuse to answer that Вопрос on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
A bank is a place that will lend Ты money if Ты can prove that Ты don’t need it.
A banker is a fellow who lends Ты his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the минута it begins to rain.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?
I did not write this
Yeah Ты know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing утиль, барахло, мусор in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz Ты know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing утиль, барахло, мусор in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz Ты know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
Друзья - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her Болталка symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
Друзья - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her Болталка symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
Друзья - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Болталка Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
Друзья - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His Болталка Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know еще than Ты all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
Друзья - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her Болталка sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Age - 18
Gender - female
Друзья - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her Болталка symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
Друзья - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her Болталка symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
Друзья - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Болталка Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
Друзья - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His Болталка Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know еще than Ты all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
Друзья - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her Болталка sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Эй,
everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that бас, бас-гитара by Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a Фан club about u and make the Статья their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then by all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Хэллоуин eve. или U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and вверх me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. Ты can stuff a подушка with the крыса мех on the диван, мягкий уголок alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. Ты don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. Ты can stuff a подушка with the крыса мех on the диван, мягкий уголок alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. Ты don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
~ barium tetraiodomercurate
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin