Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
i found it like 2minutes назад "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say Ты understand when Ты don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. Ты don't have PMS, so don't act like Ты know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me Ты never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get Ты off the hook; doing something sweet will always get Ты off the hook.
6. We don't like it when Ты act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If Ты did something wrong или even if Ты didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; ужин and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, или anything else Ты and your Друзья talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be дана at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; Ты may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool Ты think your goatee или beard или mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if Ты think it is cool to burp, fart, или emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: Ты have a better shot at us than Ты ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. Ты can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't Ты aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way или another so don't forget that!
26. Understand how to keep women happy with you...
i found it like 2minutes назад "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say Ты understand when Ты don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. Ты don't have PMS, so don't act like Ты know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me Ты never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get Ты off the hook; doing something sweet will always get Ты off the hook.
6. We don't like it when Ты act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If Ты did something wrong или even if Ты didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; ужин and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, или anything else Ты and your Друзья talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be дана at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; Ты may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool Ты think your goatee или beard или mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if Ты think it is cool to burp, fart, или emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: Ты have a better shot at us than Ты ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. Ты can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't Ты aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way или another so don't forget that!
26. Understand how to keep women happy with you...
