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Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
i found it like 2minutes назад "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":




1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say Ты understand when Ты don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. Ты don't have PMS, so don't act like Ты know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me Ты never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get Ты off the hook; doing something sweet will always get Ты off the hook.
6. We don't like it when Ты act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If Ты did something wrong или even if Ты didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; ужин and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, или anything else Ты and your Друзья talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be дана at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; Ты may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool Ты think your goatee или beard или mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if Ты think it is cool to burp, fart, или emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: Ты have a better shot at us than Ты ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. Ты can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't Ты aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way или another so don't forget that!
26. Understand how to keep women happy with you...
posted by simpleplan
There are many words i could use to describe how I feel about Ты right now. None of them are nice

To know me is to Любовь me, to hurt me is to dig your own grave.

I want a tazer =)

Has gone to play in traffic.

Is breathing oxygen

I don't have anger issues...You have acceptance issues.

You can email your complaints to gofuckyourself@idontgiveashit.com

Is wondering if people are two-faced, does that mean Ты get to slap them twice?

Has new boxing gloves and a nasty temper, fancy your chances???

I like it when people give me a reason to nurture my dark side

SMOKING SAVES LIVES ... It stops me strangling...
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1.if they let Ты touch their сделать ставку, ipod computer или mp3 Удалить every thing on it!

2.when they try to sleep flicker the lights off and on!

3.when they go with Ты to the store или something yell "WHY ARE Ты FOLLOWING ME I'M TRYING TO LIVE MY FREAKING LIFE!"

4.tell you're mom или dad they took crack and now are humping the bathtub!

5.cut their hair in there sleep

6.hide their pet and say Ты saw get run over

7.yell"this is a very nice box!!!" as loud as Ты can in their room

8.dump out their 7-up and take to the bathroom then pee in it

9.at the mall say "give me money i want this i want it it it it it it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Ты can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 5: Deck The Halls

Mr. Nut: *Finishes decorating the Рождество дерево in the arcade*
David: There we go. Now everyone that waits for their Еда can enjoy the arcade with some Рождество spirit.
Mr. Nut: We still need a звезда though.
Liz: Can I be the star?
David:...
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