WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the таблица with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the молоко carton.
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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check или charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a Телевидение set in her purse.
"So, do Ты always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how Ты can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He Ответы that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few минуты later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the co unter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought Ты were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ....... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the молоко carton!)
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a скотный двор, коровник of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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WORDS
A husband read an Статья to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000 .
The wife r eplied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
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CREATION
A man сказал(-а) to his wife one day, "I don't know how Ты can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so Ты would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to Ты !
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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the Далее day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The Далее morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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She's sitting at the таблица with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the молоко carton.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check или charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a Телевидение set in her purse.
"So, do Ты always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how Ты can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He Ответы that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few минуты later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the co unter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought Ты were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ....... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the молоко carton!)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a скотный двор, коровник of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WORDS
A husband read an Статья to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000 .
The wife r eplied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CREATION
A man сказал(-а) to his wife one day, "I don't know how Ты can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so Ты would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to Ты !
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the Далее day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The Далее morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Pain is inevitable - suffering is optional
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1.always let him talk to Ты about stuff he likes
2.always see what Ты have in common (if Ты do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW Ты FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS Ты OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask Вопросы about him like his Избранное color, his Избранное movie или his Избранное t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your Избранное clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your Избранное Фильмы and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank Ты for Чтение i hope this helps :)
2.always see what Ты have in common (if Ты do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW Ты FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS Ты OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask Вопросы about him like his Избранное color, his Избранное movie или his Избранное t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your Избранное clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your Избранное Фильмы and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank Ты for Чтение i hope this helps :)
