1. If they want to loan Ты money, tell them Ты just filed for bankruptcy and Ты could sure use some money.
2. If they start out with, "How are Ты today?" say, "Why do Ты want to know?" Alternately, Ты can tell them, "I'm so glad Ты asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is Актёрское искусство up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."
3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Ask them how to spell "Milpitas." Continue asking them personal Вопросы или Вопросы about their company for as long as necessary.
4. This one works better if you're male: Telemarketer: Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with Canter & Siegel services... You: Hang on a second. [a few seconds' pause] Okay, [in really husky voice] What are Ты wearing? Telemarketer: [Click.]
5. Cry out, in well-simulated tones of pleasure and surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh, my GOD! Judy, how have Ты BEEN?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where the hell she could know Ты from.
6. Say "no", over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep an even tempo even as they're trying to speak. This is the most fun if Ты can keep going until they hang up.
7. If MCI calls trying to get Ты to sign up with their Family and Друзья plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as Ты can muster, "I don't have any friends...would Ты be my friend?"
8. If they clean rugs: "Can Ты get out blood? Can Ты get out GOAT blood? How about HUMAN blood?" Alternate: "Sorry, my floor is made of stone."
9. Let the person go through their spiel, providing minimal but necessary feedback in the form of an occasional "uh-huh", "rilly" или "how fascinating". Finally, when they ask Ты to buy, ask them to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them Ты couldn't just give out your credit card number to a complete stranger.
10. Tell them Ты work for the same company they work for. Example: Telemarketer: "This is Bill from WaterTronics." You: "WaterTronics! Hey, I work for them too. Where are Ты calling from?" Telemarketer: "Uh...Milpitas, California." You: "Great, they have a group there too? How's business? The weather?!?" Telemarketer: "Sorry, we can't sell to employees." You: "Oh, okay. Bye!"
11. Answer the phone. As soon as Ты realize it is a telemarketer, set the receiver down, Shout или scream "Oh my God!!!" and then hang up.
12. (Jerry Seinfeld version) Tell the telemarketer your busy at the moment and if they give Ты their phone number, you'll call them back. Telemarketer will say "We're not allowed to give out our number". Ты say, "I guess Ты don't want anyone bothering Ты at work, right?" Telemarketer will agree. Ты say "Now Ты know how I feel!" Hang-up.
13. Breath heavily and tell them Ты were in the middle of having sex with your wife/husband. Tell them that the deal sounds good, but Ты are not waiting for another месяц to finish the sex.
14. Sound happy to see hear from them, and ask them if they have (a) insurance (b) a burial plot, или (c) a stock broker and that Ты are one.
15. Say "speak up" and continue to do so.
16. Keep one of those personal siren alarms near the phone.
17. Ask them if they are aware that Ты are with the District Attorney's Office, Division of Consumer Fraud, and that the conversation is being taped.
2. If they start out with, "How are Ты today?" say, "Why do Ты want to know?" Alternately, Ты can tell them, "I'm so glad Ты asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is Актёрское искусство up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."
3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Ask them how to spell "Milpitas." Continue asking them personal Вопросы или Вопросы about their company for as long as necessary.
4. This one works better if you're male: Telemarketer: Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with Canter & Siegel services... You: Hang on a second. [a few seconds' pause] Okay, [in really husky voice] What are Ты wearing? Telemarketer: [Click.]
5. Cry out, in well-simulated tones of pleasure and surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh, my GOD! Judy, how have Ты BEEN?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where the hell she could know Ты from.
6. Say "no", over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep an even tempo even as they're trying to speak. This is the most fun if Ты can keep going until they hang up.
7. If MCI calls trying to get Ты to sign up with their Family and Друзья plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as Ты can muster, "I don't have any friends...would Ты be my friend?"
8. If they clean rugs: "Can Ты get out blood? Can Ты get out GOAT blood? How about HUMAN blood?" Alternate: "Sorry, my floor is made of stone."
9. Let the person go through their spiel, providing minimal but necessary feedback in the form of an occasional "uh-huh", "rilly" или "how fascinating". Finally, when they ask Ты to buy, ask them to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them Ты couldn't just give out your credit card number to a complete stranger.
10. Tell them Ты work for the same company they work for. Example: Telemarketer: "This is Bill from WaterTronics." You: "WaterTronics! Hey, I work for them too. Where are Ты calling from?" Telemarketer: "Uh...Milpitas, California." You: "Great, they have a group there too? How's business? The weather?!?" Telemarketer: "Sorry, we can't sell to employees." You: "Oh, okay. Bye!"
11. Answer the phone. As soon as Ты realize it is a telemarketer, set the receiver down, Shout или scream "Oh my God!!!" and then hang up.
12. (Jerry Seinfeld version) Tell the telemarketer your busy at the moment and if they give Ты their phone number, you'll call them back. Telemarketer will say "We're not allowed to give out our number". Ты say, "I guess Ты don't want anyone bothering Ты at work, right?" Telemarketer will agree. Ты say "Now Ты know how I feel!" Hang-up.
13. Breath heavily and tell them Ты were in the middle of having sex with your wife/husband. Tell them that the deal sounds good, but Ты are not waiting for another месяц to finish the sex.
14. Sound happy to see hear from them, and ask them if they have (a) insurance (b) a burial plot, или (c) a stock broker and that Ты are one.
15. Say "speak up" and continue to do so.
16. Keep one of those personal siren alarms near the phone.
17. Ask them if they are aware that Ты are with the District Attorney's Office, Division of Consumer Fraud, and that the conversation is being taped.
I saw this on cracked.com and I don't have Excel so I want to know if this is real...
1. Open Excel 95 with a blank work sheet
2. Go down to the 95th row
3. Select the whole row
4. Tab over to coloum B
5. Goto Help/About
6. Hold down ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button
7. A window appears call "Hall of Tortured souls"
8. At the end of the hall and all the programmers names
9. Do a 180 turn and type excelkfa. Walk thuorgh the Стена and see the pictures.
Sorry i'm just really curious about this.... :/ I'm probably a dumbass for this and have no life for asking, but still! I'm bored...
1. Open Excel 95 with a blank work sheet
2. Go down to the 95th row
3. Select the whole row
4. Tab over to coloum B
5. Goto Help/About
6. Hold down ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button
7. A window appears call "Hall of Tortured souls"
8. At the end of the hall and all the programmers names
9. Do a 180 turn and type excelkfa. Walk thuorgh the Стена and see the pictures.
Sorry i'm just really curious about this.... :/ I'm probably a dumbass for this and have no life for asking, but still! I'm bored...
Most of the world's most amazing sights have not been made by people .Nature has some of the best attraction.One of the most beautiful places is Niagara Falls ,which plunges into a canyon about 11 km long .It has a радуга as the water chases the sun's light and crash down into the steamy canyon below .
In Arizona ,the Colorado River has steadily been giant canyon for about 6 million years.The valley is so deep and steep that nearly a million tourists visit and take the trip down its deep sides every year.
through the сердце of South America runs the амазонка River.In some places it feels like a sea .as Ты can't the other side .Starting in Peru and continuing all the way across Brazil to the Atlantic Ocean ,It is the секунда longest river in the world after the Nile
want to play test game ?
If Ты want check this link
link
and if Ты don't just skip it
In Arizona ,the Colorado River has steadily been giant canyon for about 6 million years.The valley is so deep and steep that nearly a million tourists visit and take the trip down its deep sides every year.
through the сердце of South America runs the амазонка River.In some places it feels like a sea .as Ты can't the other side .Starting in Peru and continuing all the way across Brazil to the Atlantic Ocean ,It is the секунда longest river in the world after the Nile
want to play test game ?
If Ты want check this link
link
and if Ты don't just skip it
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -waves-
Now it's time to get seres i mean serues NO! uh..
SERIOUS.
Justin Bieber is dating selena gomez.
Well everyoe knew he had to дата her или demi.
So have Ты seen the amazing sci fi movie sharktopus XD.
Now let's see......
I need to get note cards for this.
Well i guess i'm going to have to do this!
Meebo Emoticons
(*)
(pacman)
:-*
(loser)
(liar)
(beaten)
(O_O)
(o.O)
(so)
(panda)
(emo)
(rapper)
(sarcasm)
(ghost)
(hug)
Well i'm getting tired of that
PURPLE FLYING HIPPOS!
Now it's time to get seres i mean serues NO! uh..
SERIOUS.
Justin Bieber is dating selena gomez.
Well everyoe knew he had to дата her или demi.
So have Ты seen the amazing sci fi movie sharktopus XD.
Now let's see......
I need to get note cards for this.
Well i guess i'm going to have to do this!
Meebo Emoticons
(*)
(pacman)
:-*
(loser)
(liar)
(beaten)
(O_O)
(o.O)
(so)
(panda)
(emo)
(rapper)
(sarcasm)
(ghost)
(hug)
Well i'm getting tired of that
PURPLE FLYING HIPPOS!
I started a Language contest on the Ответы spot in this group. Here are the winners:
Round 1) Winner: darkmintoutau
Language: Greek
Όταν η ζωή σου δίνει το λεμόνι, κάνει το χυμό πορτοκαλιού και στη συνέχεια, καθίστε πίσω και αναρωτιέμαι πώς το κάνατε. Και:
Είμαστε αυστηρότερο από ό, τι σε λιπαρές ουσίες τύπος στο καλσόν!
When life gives Ты lemons, make оранжевый сок and then sit back and wonder how Ты did. And: We're tighter than a fat guy in tights!
Round 2) Winner: xXxJDloverxXx
Language: Basque
benetan behar dut off lortzeko webgune honetan!
I really need to get off this site!
Round 3) Open.
Round 1) Winner: darkmintoutau
Language: Greek
Όταν η ζωή σου δίνει το λεμόνι, κάνει το χυμό πορτοκαλιού και στη συνέχεια, καθίστε πίσω και αναρωτιέμαι πώς το κάνατε. Και:
Είμαστε αυστηρότερο από ό, τι σε λιπαρές ουσίες τύπος στο καλσόν!
When life gives Ты lemons, make оранжевый сок and then sit back and wonder how Ты did. And: We're tighter than a fat guy in tights!
Round 2) Winner: xXxJDloverxXx
Language: Basque
benetan behar dut off lortzeko webgune honetan!
I really need to get off this site!
Round 3) Open.
(Try Чтение this story with a cowboy или a hilbilly accent)
Tiffany and Pete sat in the moon light.
"Look at them stars. So bright and shiny." Pete said. "Look еще like squares to me." сказал(-а) Tiffany.
"Nooooo, there stars." Pete told Tiffany.
"Hey that squares gettin' bigger.....and bigger....and bigger." Tiffany gasped. "That square looks like its hurrdelin' at us!"
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Pete yelled pushing Tiffany out of the way of the falling star. The звезда landed where Tiffany was sitting but she was now a few feet from it. "YEAH! Gots me a square!" Tiffany squeled
The End.
Short but it was an idea that came to me in the shower...and the idea credit goes to my non fanpopping Друзья Liz and Tiffany who showed me the "Looks еще like squares to me" thingy....any way what do Ты guys think????
Tiffany and Pete sat in the moon light.
"Look at them stars. So bright and shiny." Pete said. "Look еще like squares to me." сказал(-а) Tiffany.
"Nooooo, there stars." Pete told Tiffany.
"Hey that squares gettin' bigger.....and bigger....and bigger." Tiffany gasped. "That square looks like its hurrdelin' at us!"
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Pete yelled pushing Tiffany out of the way of the falling star. The звезда landed where Tiffany was sitting but she was now a few feet from it. "YEAH! Gots me a square!" Tiffany squeled
The End.
Short but it was an idea that came to me in the shower...and the idea credit goes to my non fanpopping Друзья Liz and Tiffany who showed me the "Looks еще like squares to me" thingy....any way what do Ты guys think????
When I resolve into the essence
Tlhat I mostly am‚
I feel a deep connection
With every living thing.
For that which most imbues me
With my identity
Is somehow in the other‚ too‚
So that when I look around
I see myself- reflected
Hidden is this union
Is the wonderful discovery
That if indeed the angels
Have wings-
Then so do I.
And if the essence of a flower
Drifts out of a gentle breeze-
Then so do I.
And if the midnight sky
Is radiant with light-
Then so am I.
And if the silent mystery
Somehow becomes revealed
In tiny dewdrops fair-
Then so willI.
For every lovely thing
Manifests the essence
Of which I am a part‚
So beware‚ my soul‚ beware‚
And Переместить with gentle heart
Throughout theis mystic veil.
For if Любовь has left its imprint here-
Then so have I!
This is not mine‚ this was written by Donna Miesbach
Tlhat I mostly am‚
I feel a deep connection
With every living thing.
For that which most imbues me
With my identity
Is somehow in the other‚ too‚
So that when I look around
I see myself- reflected
Hidden is this union
Is the wonderful discovery
That if indeed the angels
Have wings-
Then so do I.
And if the essence of a flower
Drifts out of a gentle breeze-
Then so do I.
And if the midnight sky
Is radiant with light-
Then so am I.
And if the silent mystery
Somehow becomes revealed
In tiny dewdrops fair-
Then so willI.
For every lovely thing
Manifests the essence
Of which I am a part‚
So beware‚ my soul‚ beware‚
And Переместить with gentle heart
Throughout theis mystic veil.
For if Любовь has left its imprint here-
Then so have I!
This is not mine‚ this was written by Donna Miesbach
WINKWAKER430:
Much as we tease each other, he's always been there for me. Sense the beginning, like Sean.. He's even еще sarcastic than I am.. Usually I can't tell if he's serious или not..
DREAMTIME:
Oh how I miss her.. Only person here I considered a stronger friend that Wind..She was here secretly for a while.. But now seems permentally gone.. Doesn't really responde to my Gmail's either.. So just a memory now I suppose..
SEANTHEHEDEHOG:
I may get annoyed at his Болталка videos, but he's always there, and still includes me in some of his Форум stories.. So yeah..
COKETHEUNBREAN:
Well, we may not talk much, but he's always been there, so why not.. Aqua two..
THELEFERIS24:
Well, their relatively new. But the fact I added them to Facebook should count as a huge thing.. So thanks for always being nice.. Oh, and why not add Nuri..
If I left anyone out, I'm sorry.. just used the first ones that came to my head..
Much as we tease each other, he's always been there for me. Sense the beginning, like Sean.. He's even еще sarcastic than I am.. Usually I can't tell if he's serious или not..
DREAMTIME:
Oh how I miss her.. Only person here I considered a stronger friend that Wind..She was here secretly for a while.. But now seems permentally gone.. Doesn't really responde to my Gmail's either.. So just a memory now I suppose..
SEANTHEHEDEHOG:
I may get annoyed at his Болталка videos, but he's always there, and still includes me in some of his Форум stories.. So yeah..
COKETHEUNBREAN:
Well, we may not talk much, but he's always been there, so why not.. Aqua two..
THELEFERIS24:
Well, their relatively new. But the fact I added them to Facebook should count as a huge thing.. So thanks for always being nice.. Oh, and why not add Nuri..
If I left anyone out, I'm sorry.. just used the first ones that came to my head..
