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1. Throw попкорн in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can Ты fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling попкорн that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get попкорн yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit Далее to Ты because Ты invisible friend already is. 11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs Далее to Ты as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind Ты and see if Ты can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
15. Bring a remote control. Complain that Ты can’t change the channel.
16. Sit front row, the минута the movie starts run out screaming.
17. Every time a character’s name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino…)
18. Bring a пляж, пляжный ball. Toss it around.
19. Try to start a wave.
20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
22. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, “No profanity!”
23. Sing with the theme music.
24. Bring and use your own air freshener.
25. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, “I’ll have two tickets for the Goonies.”
26. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can’t get scraped off.
27. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start Чтение the book with the light on. When someone asks Ты to turn out the light, yell, “Shh, I’m trying to read!”
30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
31. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
32. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
33. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, “Ahhh, whiplash!”
34. Ask what the theater’s return policy on попкорн is.
35. Ask the person at the ticket window, “Do Ты work here?”
36. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
37. Quote all dialogue 4 секунды after it is сказал(-а) on the screen.
38. Get up frequently and leave the room while Пение “Let’s all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat”
39. Every time there is a gun shot scream, “Hit the floor!”, jump on the floor, and cover your head.
40. Wear one of those “cat in the hat” вверх hats.
41. Get 3 people together and act like Ты are Crow, Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
42. Before the movie starts, stand up, and imitate the Truth commercial saying, “The makers of this film couldn’t find any way to make their characters rebellious, rockin`, или cool so instead, they’ll just smoke.”
43. When someone walks by Ты in the aisle scream, “Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!”
44. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right Далее to someone sitting by themself.
45. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
46. During a Любовь scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting “Hooters!”
47. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
48. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
49. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.
50. Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting “Get your popcorn, peanuts!”
posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. If using a touch-tone, press Болталка numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival пицца place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their Вопросы with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
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1. "Do not use if Ты cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping или unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. Ты can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say Ты should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching Телевидение by candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find Телевидение very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO Ты - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow Fanpop failures...

i have failed to bring Ты the news of fail blog sooner...

some of Ты may know but the rest of Ты probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your день to день FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most Болталка posts of failed фото shots of failures Опубликовано by dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make Ты laugh! Ты can take failed pictures your self...
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Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other Статья like this so here's another one.I hope Ты enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks by (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a чай party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals by say "would Ты like to Присоединиться us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the розовый fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good или I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
1. Go to a Miley Cyrus концерт with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the концерт and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl или not). Make sure Ты both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez или Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's куртка in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...
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Показать this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

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"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT дата IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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My friend Опубликовано these on her bebo page a while назад so I thought I'd share them with Ты :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...
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posted by shiriny
one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

еще famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy луч, рэй cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz
posted by shiriny
-chocolate kills dogs! True, Шоколад affects a dog's сердце and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

-Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

-Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head

-Brains are еще active sleeping than watching TV

-There are еще chickens than people in the world

-The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows...
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posted by BellaCullen96
After Ты cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and огонь trucks so Ты get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what Ты are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let Ты in front of him/her, Показать your appreciation by letting the entire...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Take large objects on the train with you.
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people Далее to you.
Sell stuff.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your Друзья at the other end of the train.
Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of you.
Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if Ты throw up.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Ask people where they are from.
Ask people where they are going.
Quiz people on the meaning of life.
Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker....
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Ask everyone Ты meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as Ты can.
If Ты see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to утка under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as Ты can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
posted by boomy678
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, или pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids


Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum еще gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min или completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting еще till Ты reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!


Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
posted by Mallory101
1. Recycle aluminum and glass.
2. Buy energy efficient appliances
3. Run clothes washers only when fully loaded, but don't overload
4. Plant a tree
5. Do all ironing at one time
6. Buy recycled paper
7. Buy low wattage или compact fluorescent light bulbs
8. Turn off lights that don't need to be on
9. Use cold water instead of hot
10. Use small ovens или stove-top cooking methods instead of your large oven
11. Bring your own reusable bags to the grocery store
12. Write companies urging them to use paper rather than plastics and styrofoam
13. Buy products that will last
14. Support environmentally conscious...
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posted by MrsPattinsonXO
Okay, so I was sitting on the диван, мягкий уголок last night watching some rubbish Телевидение Показать and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my радуга colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I Любовь Ты soooooo much' and so I was like 'I Любовь Ты more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting Ты a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting Ты one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten минуты later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END
posted by big-fat-meanie
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A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P



At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
added by KateKicksAss