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posted by RavenRox2

-He stares at Ты a lot
- He hits Ты a lot(playfully)
- He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
- He yelled, "HI"to your mom that день she picked Ты up from school
- He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with Ты cuz Ты couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
- He tries to make Ты laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
- His voice gets softer when ever Ты two talk
-You hung up on him. He called Ты back
- Ты where invited by him to a group outin
- He called Ты to talk about nothing at all.
- He imitates your laugh Which makes Ты laugh even harder
- He remembers little things Ты mention in casual conversation
- He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
- He uses every possible way to touch Ты (your hair, face, etc.)

Now make a wish.
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Ok stop!!
Your wish will come true if Ты repost this
If Ты don't repost this then Ты will never get asked out
или Ты will lose the one Ты love!
Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

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50 Болталка Questions:

posted by ase

1. Do Ты like pie?

2. Are you, или have Ты ever been a squirrel?

3. Are Ты afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are Ты a people person или a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have Ты ever wondered what it would be like if Ты were an apple?

7. Have Ты ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can Ты get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have Ты ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have Ты ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do Ты have a sword handy?

14. Do Ты like pie?

15. Am I weird...

Mary Mary Quite Contrary meaning

posted by 1-2vampire

The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - или Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row

We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening или something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, еще commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...

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50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten минута intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people Ты can get to Присоединиться in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

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Hmm...

added by ladolcevita

Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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Things to do that Freak Parents Out (WARNING: ATTEMPT AT YOUR OWN RISK!)

posted by wolfgrrl

1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are Ты doing?", say, "What are Ты doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the диван, мягкий уголок until Ты give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...

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вверх 60 Ghetto Bible Names

posted by TDAPlayer158

link

60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. Queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS

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How Sexy Is Your Name?

posted by blaise_jez

I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!

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20 Ways to Annoy a Public Bathroom Stallmate

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall Стена and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 секунды and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....

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50 Ways to Annoy People at the Movies!

posted by wild-bby

The List

1. Throw попкорн in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can Ты fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling попкорн that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get попкорн yell, “I’m...

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Facts of the USA Did Ты know......

posted by patrisha727

1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last год met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the вверх of a небоскреб it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued by the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most Популярное domestic trip activity by American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...

Tails the лиса, фокс

added by Nic0CrAzy

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Scary stuff! :O

added by PoddoChan

Source: The Internet

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Фэнтези

added by Rodz

Source: desktopnexus

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Nature

added by Rodz

Source: desktopnexus

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MINI-CAKES! TOO CUTE!

added by liridonarama96

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Splash of Color

added by OuroborosSnyder

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LOL xxxx

added by angel_cake

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Flattery

added by TwilighterSabby

Source: http://icanhascheezburger.com/page/2/

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еще blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can Ты tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The джойстик is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her еще attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do Ты say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are Ты boys all in the same band?
A3: Do Ты guys all play for the Green бухта, залив Packers?

Q: How do Ты make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

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Kitty pow wow:How to deal with a cheating boyfriend

posted by meow_girl

Hayley

WARNING:The following Статья contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.

*One день at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a год ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well Ты don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James Ты creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...