Болталка Article: <3333

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<3333

posted by RavenRox2

-He stares at Ты a lot
- He hits Ты a lot(playfully)
- He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
- He yelled, "HI"to your mom that день she picked Ты up from school
- He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with Ты cuz Ты couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
- He tries to make Ты laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
- His voice gets softer when ever Ты two talk
-You hung up on him. He called Ты back
- Ты where invited by him to a group outin
- He called Ты to talk about nothing at all.
- He imitates your laugh Which makes Ты laugh even harder
- He remembers little things Ты mention in casual conversation
- He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
- He uses every possible way to touch Ты (your hair, face, etc.)

Now make a wish.
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Ok stop!!
Your wish will come true if Ты repost this
If Ты don't repost this then Ты will never get asked out
или Ты will lose the one Ты love!
Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse или Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up by Пение пляж, пляжный Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say Ты taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....

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Болталка guy and fortune cookie

posted by DxCluvr

Tell me if u think this is funny или not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!

Cookie:Would Ты like to hear your fortune?

Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?

Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*

Random guy: Uh Ты gonna tell me my fortune?

Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?

Random guy: Ты gonna tell me my fortune или what?!?!?

Cookie:Why the hell would I tell Ты your fortune?

Random guy: Ты сказал(-а) Ты WOULD!!!!

Cookie:Well have Ты been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and печенье don't talk nor tell people fortunes.

Random guy:0.o But you...

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Fanpop Deserves еще than liars

posted by jedigal1990

ajl's user icon

Hello fellow Болталка fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform Ты that a certain new fanpoper with the Имя пользователя of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a Вопрос saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a Форум saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now Ты will not be able to find these two contributions why Ты ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if Ты want proof that she сказал(-а) this check out this forum
link
Now Ты may ask...

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Funny Цитаты

posted by Shelly_McShelly

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have дана us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We Любовь to be held, talked too but if Ты press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very Храбрая сердцем generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...

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God hates me

posted by Lola90210

GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Друзья but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an Эмо from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...

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Abortion

posted by prettystar

Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I Любовь the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your сердце beat
Is my Избранное lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If Ты could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my Главная though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes Ты happy.
I always want Ты to be happy.
I don't like it when Ты cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with Ты even though
You can't hear...

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MonaVie, This is NOT a wine!

posted by rolie1

Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie™ features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature's вверх superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body's в общем и целом, общая health.

The Premier Açai Blend™
MonaVie's delicious blend of body-beneficial fruits is designed to nourish your body with powerful antioxidants and...

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Ways to Annoy Your Professor

posted by BellaCullen96

Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to Переместить on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When Ты leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe Ты embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...

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Болталка Jokes

posted by BellaSwan636

I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.

-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down лодка in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...

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The Naughty Builders

posted by Little_Cullen

O.K, so the other день we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, Ты know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once еще at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure by now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!

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there's something fishy about this...

posted by cheeeese

okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on Fanpop for F.S. soo Ты can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to Присоединиться F.S. Ты must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. чай is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...

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10 ways to ennoy an older sister

posted by TDIlover226

1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand Далее to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't Ты even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, Ты need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Друзья then run up and sit between them and go...

AMAZING Drum Solo!!

added by Heya

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The Worship Phrases Of Our Mom xD

posted by 7things

Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. Ты don't say "I do not like" Ты have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...

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Rant

posted by ThatDarnHippo

When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the Фильмы that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their Фильмы look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If Ты haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know Ты shouldn't judge a movie by it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...

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Assholes in prison ...

posted by jessicamc26

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give Ты a секунда chance rather than jail time. I want Ты to go out this weekend and try to Показать others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see Ты back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge сказал(-а) to the first one,

"How did Ты do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did Ты tell them?"

"I...

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Haters

posted by MileySelena982

Never mind the haters. All they do is break Ты down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to Ты that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating Комментарии about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why Ты like what Ты do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do Ты do it? Do Ты have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever Ты do, don't give it to them.

-JC

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Pie ay ay(the pie song's longer version).

posted by Jamie38459

Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 еще seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and печенье and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).

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Pie ay ay(the pie song).

posted by Jamie38459

Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, печенье and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).