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posted by soutarouful
Why does your cat lick your hair или face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys Любовь and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is Показ affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? Кошки have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking Ты as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its мех after being petted? Either the cat is getting rid of your smell, или he is tasting your scent.

Why do Кошки suck wool или clothing? Either the cat was weaned too early and the scent of the lanolin reminds him of his mother, или the cat needs еще fiber in his diet.

Why does a cat walk slowly and avoid eye contact when passing another cat? Кошки are territorial. When a cat doesn't want to a confrontation, it will make a wide, slow path around the other cat, usually avoiding even looking at it.

Why does a cat scratch outside the litterbox? The cat probably had unpleasant experiences getting his feet soggy или dirty - clean the box!

Why does a cat purr? Usually because it is content. Some Кошки will purr when frightened или in pain.

Why does your cat turn its back on Ты after a scolding? Your body language when reprimanding a pet includes staring или other aggressive behavior. The cat usually responds in a submissive fashion.

Why does your cat bring Ты his prey? 1. This is a present.
2. He is trying to teach Ты how to catch mice.
3. The cat is bringing prey Главная to where it is безопасно, сейф and he usually eats.
4. The cat is bringing Ты fresh food.

Why do some Кошки put their toys in their water или Еда dish? Кошки see their Еда area as part of their territory, so they put their Избранное toys in a "safe" place. Some Кошки will put away their toys when they're through playing with them.

Why does your cat bite your arm или cheek and hold on briefly? Think of it as the cat way of kissing.

Why do Кошки roll on their backs? It's a sign of his complete trust in you, или he wants to play. If the cat is in heat, it's a form of foreplay. It's also a part of their social standing.

Why do some Кошки go crazy over catnip, but others ignore it?The response to catnip is the result of a gene; if the cat doesn't have the gene, it cannot react to catnip.

Why does a cat sometimes "sneer" when smelling something? When a cat discovers an interesting, usually intense odor he wants to smell it еще deeply. Called "flehming," it is drawing the odors into the Jacobson's organ, on the roof of its mouth.

Why does a cat hate getting wet? Actually, many Кошки enjoy water and may enjoy fishing and swimming. But, it has to be on their own terms - not forced.

Why do some Кошки insist on drinking from a dripping faucet? Кошки prefer fresh Еда and water, and running water is appealing for that reason. Water coming out of a faucet is appealing to their sense of sound and sight. Some Кошки will put their paw into their water dish and "swirl" it around so they can drink "running" water.

Why does a cat hide when it is sick или dying? Instinct tells a cat to hide where a predator can't find them when in a vulnerable state.

Why does a cat spend so much time grooming? Besides hygiene, grooming helps Кошки cope with confrontation или embarassment (if a cat falls off a chair, the first thing he does is nonchalantly wash himself, as though he intended to get down in the first place.)

Why do some Кошки tip over their water dish, или take Еда out of the dish and eat it off the floor? Most Кошки do not like bowls if the sides touch their whiskers.

Why is a cat able to land on its feet from a fall? When falling, the cat uses its tail to right itself and swivels its body in mid-air, so that it is facing the ground, and lands with its back arched to absorb the shock.

Why does a cat demand attention when you're on the phone? The cat thinks Ты are talking to him and is responding to your conversation with him.

Why does a cat scratch the furniture или a scratching post? The cat is marking its territory (cats have scent glands between their paw pads); or, the cat is removing the outer layer of nail.

Why do Кошки like crinkly sounds? Crinkly sounds remind the cat of the high-pitched noises of rodents, birds, and crickets. The crinkly sound of a piece of paper или a paper bag stimulates the cat's "prey response."

Why do Кошки chew on plants? The трава might help the cat get rid of мех in its stomach, или that трава provides fiber или vitamins and minerals not found in meat.

Why does a cat suddenly bite или hiss at a person after it's been petted for a while? If a person persists in touching a sensitive area (tail, ears, или belly), the cat might give a gentle nip to as a way of staying "stop."
Constant meowing: sometimes your cat is just being vocal, but other times it might be signifying a medical problem.

When your cat is laying comfortably somewhere and looks at you, slowly blinking, it means that he или she is very happy. Some think the blinking is the cat's attempt to say "I Любовь you".

Кошки strangely Любовь chewing или licking on plastic. There isn't a known reason for this, but some people say that they Любовь the texture или taste of plastic.

Teeth chattering when they see birds или squirrels is sometimes attributed to mimicking birdsong to attract prey или draw others attention to it.

Urine spraying is the most unpleasant of behaviors in cats. They do it to mark their territory, demonstrate their presense, and advertises sexual availability.

Кошки generally have about a dozen whiskers in four rows on each upper lip, a few on each cheek, tufts over the eyes and bristles on the chin.

Whiskers may also be found on the cat's inner "wrists", and there are similar hairs which make up the cat's eyebrows.

The Sphynx (a nearly hairless breed) may have full length, short, или no whiskers at all.

Whiskers (technically called vibrissae) can aid with navigation and sensation.

Whiskers may detect very small shifts in air currents, enabling a cat to know it is near obstructions without actually seeing them.

The upper two rows of whiskers can Переместить independently from the lower two rows for even еще precise measuring.

It is thought that a cat may choose to rely on the whiskers in dim light where fully dilating the pupils would reduce its ability to focus on close objects.

The whiskers also spread out roughly as wide as the cat's body making it able to judge if it can fit through an opening.

Whiskers are also an indication of the cat's attitude: Whiskers point вперед when the cat is inquisitive and friendly, and lie flat on the face when the cat is being defensive или aggressive.
Note:I wrote that only for fun! i don't even believe if the world is going to end in 2012 cause God only knows when! so don't put stupid Комментарии please!


-How to Survive:

1-Make sure that you've got a back pack full of Еда and drink

2-Build a room under the ground make sure,that it's ready to use.

3-Sell your Home

4-If your mum или dad is a Doctor ask him/her to teach Ты some stuff about nursing

5-go to the room Ты built under the ground and put some Еда and drinks there!

6-When the день comes! go to the room Ты built under the ground at 4:00 am before the sun comes!


How to get Ready:(2 Days before...
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do this stuff if u dare but it would be funny 2 c
something like this happen i also made this up myself

1. start caramelldansen in the middle of the store

2. go up 2 a Болталка person and hand them a paper
that says death on it when u hand it 2 them say
wakarimasen (i don't understand) in a really weird
voice then run away

3. sing a really annoying song at the вверх of your lungs repeatedly

4. follow Болталка people all over the store или where ever they go except the bathroom (that would just be
creepy)

5. say there u r i was looking all over 4 u and glomp (hug some 1 really tight) a Болталка person

6. go up...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender или if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of Ты have heard Born This Way by Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I Любовь everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being Ты are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need Еда when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...
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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do Ты want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take Ты out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call Ты sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give Ты a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why Ты are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are Ты going through now?

"I Любовь you, too." = Okay, I сказал(-а) it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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this is something that was in the news box on yahoo.



New term: mom-zilla. We know all about temporary bridal insanity, and the underreported groom version, but in some families, it’s the parents who are seized by irrational wedding meltdowns.

Last month, 60-year-old British florist and total mom-zilla, Carolyn Bourne attacked. After her stepson’s bride-to-be, Heidi Withers, was a guest in her house she had a thing или two to teach her before she entered the Bourne family.

So Bourne sent the 29-year-old a soul-crushing email. The subject line: “Your lack of manners.” The bullet points...
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1.You abuse our Любовь Ты lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we Любовь him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Любовь is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Любовь be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape или form.
6.Guys Ты should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with Ты (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Любовь we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When Ты (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! Ты can think what ever Ты can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people Любовь batman, I go for Superman. Бэтмен dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One день he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my Далее hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that Ты can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at Ты a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments Ты a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if Ты are single.

06. He asks Ты out for lunch.

07. He asks Ты out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats Ты like a lady.

12. He walks Ты to your door.

13. He wants to see Ты often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells Ты he likes you.

16. His Друзья know...
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posted by sierradawn9
Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
 I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He сказал(-а) he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I сказал(-а) "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
 That got me mad, sad, and confused.
 Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give Ты the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
 I'm not...
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10. When being pulled over by a cop and he или she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, Ты have been caught speeding, how much do Ты think Ты were going?" Don't say, "Well Ты must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when Ты haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron или born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period или PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have Ты been putting on a little weight?" It's a сука slap waiting to happen.

7....
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posted by greenstergirl
1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I украл, палантин a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag Ты down and beat Ты with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make Ты Christian even еще then standing in a гараж makes Ты a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the Список though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at Главная even if...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been Опубликовано before
If not, do not give me credit


1. Sing the Бэтмен theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Друзья in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a видеокамера to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been Опубликовано alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality или sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope Ты like!!! This was written by me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time Чтение my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help Ты feel better. And who knows, over time Ты might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an Автор :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If Ты love...
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, еще или less a link with the United States. If Ты look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses еще firmly. луч, рэй Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup или sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Кеша babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds Ты of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Барби girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his Главная adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he Ответы he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the Источник of much amusement.

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"If Ты are a burglar, then we're probably at Главная cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's безопасно, сейф to leave us a message."...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write или draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on или off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to Показать the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of Ты just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your портфель или purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name Теги to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell Ты all these: What dates & Why Ты don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's день
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday или the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, Ты know how if Ты see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why Ты ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would Ты want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 год old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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