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posted by soutarouful
Why does your cat lick your hair или face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys Любовь and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is Показ affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? Кошки have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking Ты as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its мех after being petted? Either the cat is getting rid of your smell, или he is tasting your scent.

Why do Кошки suck wool или clothing? Either the cat was weaned too early and the scent of the lanolin reminds him of his mother, или the cat needs еще fiber in his diet.

Why does a cat walk slowly and avoid eye contact when passing another cat? Кошки are territorial. When a cat doesn't want to a confrontation, it will make a wide, slow path around the other cat, usually avoiding even looking at it.

Why does a cat scratch outside the litterbox? The cat probably had unpleasant experiences getting his feet soggy или dirty - clean the box!

Why does a cat purr? Usually because it is content. Some Кошки will purr when frightened или in pain.

Why does your cat turn its back on Ты after a scolding? Your body language when reprimanding a pet includes staring или other aggressive behavior. The cat usually responds in a submissive fashion.

Why does your cat bring Ты his prey? 1. This is a present.
2. He is trying to teach Ты how to catch mice.
3. The cat is bringing prey Главная to where it is безопасно, сейф and he usually eats.
4. The cat is bringing Ты fresh food.

Why do some Кошки put their toys in their water или Еда dish? Кошки see their Еда area as part of their territory, so they put their Избранное toys in a "safe" place. Some Кошки will put away their toys when they're through playing with them.

Why does your cat bite your arm или cheek and hold on briefly? Think of it as the cat way of kissing.

Why do Кошки roll on their backs? It's a sign of his complete trust in you, или he wants to play. If the cat is in heat, it's a form of foreplay. It's also a part of their social standing.

Why do some Кошки go crazy over catnip, but others ignore it?The response to catnip is the result of a gene; if the cat doesn't have the gene, it cannot react to catnip.

Why does a cat sometimes "sneer" when smelling something? When a cat discovers an interesting, usually intense odor he wants to smell it еще deeply. Called "flehming," it is drawing the odors into the Jacobson's organ, on the roof of its mouth.

Why does a cat hate getting wet? Actually, many Кошки enjoy water and may enjoy fishing and swimming. But, it has to be on their own terms - not forced.

Why do some Кошки insist on drinking from a dripping faucet? Кошки prefer fresh Еда and water, and running water is appealing for that reason. Water coming out of a faucet is appealing to their sense of sound and sight. Some Кошки will put their paw into their water dish and "swirl" it around so they can drink "running" water.

Why does a cat hide when it is sick или dying? Instinct tells a cat to hide where a predator can't find them when in a vulnerable state.

Why does a cat spend so much time grooming? Besides hygiene, grooming helps Кошки cope with confrontation или embarassment (if a cat falls off a chair, the first thing he does is nonchalantly wash himself, as though he intended to get down in the first place.)

Why do some Кошки tip over their water dish, или take Еда out of the dish and eat it off the floor? Most Кошки do not like bowls if the sides touch their whiskers.

Why is a cat able to land on its feet from a fall? When falling, the cat uses its tail to right itself and swivels its body in mid-air, so that it is facing the ground, and lands with its back arched to absorb the shock.

Why does a cat demand attention when you're on the phone? The cat thinks Ты are talking to him and is responding to your conversation with him.

Why does a cat scratch the furniture или a scratching post? The cat is marking its territory (cats have scent glands between their paw pads); or, the cat is removing the outer layer of nail.

Why do Кошки like crinkly sounds? Crinkly sounds remind the cat of the high-pitched noises of rodents, birds, and crickets. The crinkly sound of a piece of paper или a paper bag stimulates the cat's "prey response."

Why do Кошки chew on plants? The трава might help the cat get rid of мех in its stomach, или that трава provides fiber или vitamins and minerals not found in meat.

Why does a cat suddenly bite или hiss at a person after it's been petted for a while? If a person persists in touching a sensitive area (tail, ears, или belly), the cat might give a gentle nip to as a way of staying "stop."
Constant meowing: sometimes your cat is just being vocal, but other times it might be signifying a medical problem.

When your cat is laying comfortably somewhere and looks at you, slowly blinking, it means that he или she is very happy. Some think the blinking is the cat's attempt to say "I Любовь you".

Кошки strangely Любовь chewing или licking on plastic. There isn't a known reason for this, but some people say that they Любовь the texture или taste of plastic.

Teeth chattering when they see birds или squirrels is sometimes attributed to mimicking birdsong to attract prey или draw others attention to it.

Urine spraying is the most unpleasant of behaviors in cats. They do it to mark their territory, demonstrate their presense, and advertises sexual availability.

Кошки generally have about a dozen whiskers in four rows on each upper lip, a few on each cheek, tufts over the eyes and bristles on the chin.

Whiskers may also be found on the cat's inner "wrists", and there are similar hairs which make up the cat's eyebrows.

The Sphynx (a nearly hairless breed) may have full length, short, или no whiskers at all.

Whiskers (technically called vibrissae) can aid with navigation and sensation.

Whiskers may detect very small shifts in air currents, enabling a cat to know it is near obstructions without actually seeing them.

The upper two rows of whiskers can Переместить independently from the lower two rows for even еще precise measuring.

It is thought that a cat may choose to rely on the whiskers in dim light where fully dilating the pupils would reduce its ability to focus on close objects.

The whiskers also spread out roughly as wide as the cat's body making it able to judge if it can fit through an opening.

Whiskers are also an indication of the cat's attitude: Whiskers point вперед when the cat is inquisitive and friendly, and lie flat on the face when the cat is being defensive или aggressive.
(A/N) has gayness cussing and sex so have fun ;D

italics = thoughts.

~Jason's POV~

I sat in that hospital room for days, but I didn't know why.

Well I didn't even know who I was.

Long hours passed everyday, I felt like a prisoner.

I was most curious about the stitches in the back of my head and why my head hurt so much when I touched them.

"Hello again Jason" The doctor сказал(-а) coming in my room the same time he always did.

"Uh..Hello sir" I сказал(-а) in reply.

"That's the first time you've talked since the accident" He said.

"What exactly happened to me?" I asked.

"You hit your head on concrete during a fight"...
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posted by Bluekait
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He трещина, сплит the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the Фрукты seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make Ты feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much Ты get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. Ты use the British curse of Еда and bad tea.

3. Ты wear a scarf and when your teachers tell Ты to take it off, Ты say KOLKOLKOL!

4. Ты imagine your Избранное Хеталия characters Пение your Избранное songs.

5. Хеталия = your mind.

6. Buono помидор buono помидор buono buono ooh tomato.

7. Ты give people names that apply to their traits или what they eat (ex. potato bastard помидор bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, Ты say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. Ты are Чтение this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first Статья on fanpop)
(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with Застрявшие дома and have fallen madly in Любовь with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, Ты better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, или Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I сказал(-а) our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was...
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posted by Bluekait
What a Kiss means.....

+ Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I Любовь you
+Laughing while Поцелуи = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely Любовь each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain Любовь you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me Ты Любовь me
+ Arms around the Waist = I Любовь Ты too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If Ты were thinking about someone while Чтение this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing Болталка letters!

well seems like i have to!

asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm

as Болталка as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling тис why!

еще Болталка letters!

sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl

deadlox

vampirer04

canal

kitkitty12

other Болталка people!
This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years назад with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's день in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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posted by MutantGenius
I once had a Fanpop friend. They found out I was thirteen and started Трофеи lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen год olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have Ты know NONE of my Друзья are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe Ты just live in a shitty neighborhood.
This Статья belongs to link on Tumblr.


A quick run-down should Ты ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants Ты dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words Ты should YouTube, should Ты get the chance
-“Kevin бекон, бэкон in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...
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1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved by everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the месяц is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the Бэтмен theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Друзья in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a видеокамера to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously...
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This test is only for girls, so if Ты are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test Ты can chain mail to with any peeps или even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on Fanpop или any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in Комментарии what Ты think of it!


FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true или not but the Ответы actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to Ты people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 
 
AND GIRLFRIEND TEST 
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This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just Удалить this. DO...
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posted by australia-101
How To Beat Carnival Games

Rope Ladder:
The trick to climbing carnival rope ladders is to completely ignore the "rungs" and only use the outside ropes to climb on.

While applying equal pressure with your right foot and left arm, Переместить your left foot and right arm uat the same time. Then do the same thing with the opposite limbs -- shimmying yourself up the ladder.

Do not Переместить both hands или both feet at the same time - Ты will lose your balance.

Ring Toss Game:
Snap your wrist as Ты throw the ring to achieve the most spin possible, this will stabilize the ring making it easier to land cleanly...
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Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, или why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and Ты think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, Ты SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

Ты have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, или what they are, или even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, или because Ты think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."

^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat или it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak Ты out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that Ты actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future.

Today isn't just another day. Today, I'll create something beautiful.

Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Until Ты spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far Ты can fly.

Heal the past, live the present, and dream the future.

Sometimes Ты have to stop thinking so much and go where your сердце takes you.

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

Life is like riding a bicycle; to keep balance, Ты must keep moving.

Do not let what Ты cannot do interfere with what Ты can do.

The best dreams happen when...
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 DONT be anything like dudelol17 или BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
Ways To Annoy People

1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. Сообщить everything and Комментарий 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say Ты hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' или 'You're so annoying' или 'No' on a Стена post. (Just be rude)

WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
posted by hetaliaitaly
Allen Walker
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
Сикамару Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are еще but i cant be stuffed naming them um Комментарий if i have missed any male Аниме dudes Ты like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when Ты tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. Удалить any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. Ты need to listen to us
6. if Ты going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i Любовь you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if Ты get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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