I link wrote about my Болталка and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they сказал(-а) today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 минуты of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so by then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs by saying the most Болталка things that we can think about until the колокол, колокольчик, белл rings.
Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring Далее year. Ты can definitely tell why.
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James: *Walks in after being gone for weeks*
Lunneman: And where have Ты been, young man?
James: South Africa.
Lunneman: ...That's epic.
. . .
Lunneman: Do all of your note taking worksheets, if that's possible.
Mark: That's too much work!
Ty Leah: Yeah, especially for us half-retarded people!
Mark: I like to rub my neck..
Ty leah: Like him!
Lanni: Tye, I think he's еще than just half-retarded.
. . .
*David and Ty Leah are having a snap battle*
Lunneman: Who's that snapping?
*Both David and Ty Leah point to eachother*
Lunneman: Ty Leah, безопасно, сейф seat.
Ty Leah: But, he was snapping, too! Why just me? D:
Lunneman: Because I feel like it.
. . .
Lanni: (Lanni is an ultra MJ fan) *Is handed an MJ notebook* HOLYSHITNOWAI!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!
*everyone stares*
Lanni: Uhmm.. I'm terribly sorry about the outburst.. Umm.. I get the mental flopsies from my mommy. She used to get up in the middle of the night with a butcher нож and stab the кухня cabinets.. and--
Lunneman: Are Ты done, yet?
Lanni: >P
. . .
Ty Leah: How old is Lunneman, anyways? He's older than Mr. Brewer, so he has to be in his 70s или something!
David: I thought he was 62.
Jordyn: Nuu, he's 72.
Mark: I think he's 197! 8D
Alexis: He'd be dead by now, Mark.
Mark: Wouldn't that be a paradise... -w-
Lunneman: I'm 54! >.<
Their randomness is the result of the 15 минуты of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so by then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs by saying the most Болталка things that we can think about until the колокол, колокольчик, белл rings.
Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring Далее year. Ты can definitely tell why.
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James: *Walks in after being gone for weeks*
Lunneman: And where have Ты been, young man?
James: South Africa.
Lunneman: ...That's epic.
. . .
Lunneman: Do all of your note taking worksheets, if that's possible.
Mark: That's too much work!
Ty Leah: Yeah, especially for us half-retarded people!
Mark: I like to rub my neck..
Ty leah: Like him!
Lanni: Tye, I think he's еще than just half-retarded.
. . .
*David and Ty Leah are having a snap battle*
Lunneman: Who's that snapping?
*Both David and Ty Leah point to eachother*
Lunneman: Ty Leah, безопасно, сейф seat.
Ty Leah: But, he was snapping, too! Why just me? D:
Lunneman: Because I feel like it.
. . .
Lanni: (Lanni is an ultra MJ fan) *Is handed an MJ notebook* HOLYSHITNOWAI!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!
*everyone stares*
Lanni: Uhmm.. I'm terribly sorry about the outburst.. Umm.. I get the mental flopsies from my mommy. She used to get up in the middle of the night with a butcher нож and stab the кухня cabinets.. and--
Lunneman: Are Ты done, yet?
Lanni: >P
. . .
Ty Leah: How old is Lunneman, anyways? He's older than Mr. Brewer, so he has to be in his 70s или something!
David: I thought he was 62.
Jordyn: Nuu, he's 72.
Mark: I think he's 197! 8D
Alexis: He'd be dead by now, Mark.
Mark: Wouldn't that be a paradise... -w-
Lunneman: I'm 54! >.<
Ask who died every twenty minutes
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of Ты then look away when they turn around
Say Ты have a sixth since where Ты can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and Ты should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of Ты then look away when they turn around
Say Ты have a sixth since where Ты can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and Ты should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint