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posted by TDIlover226
I link wrote about my Болталка and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they сказал(-а) today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 минуты of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so by then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs by saying the most Болталка things that we can think about until the колокол, колокольчик, белл rings.


Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring Далее year. Ты can definitely tell why.


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James: *Walks in after being gone for weeks*
Lunneman: And where have Ты been, young man?
James: South Africa.
Lunneman: ...That's epic.

. . .

Lunneman: Do all of your note taking worksheets, if that's possible.
Mark: That's too much work!
Ty Leah: Yeah, especially for us half-retarded people!
Mark: I like to rub my neck..
Ty leah: Like him!
Lanni: Tye, I think he's еще than just half-retarded.

. . .

*David and Ty Leah are having a snap battle*
Lunneman: Who's that snapping?
*Both David and Ty Leah point to eachother*
Lunneman: Ty Leah, безопасно, сейф seat.
Ty Leah: But, he was snapping, too! Why just me? D:
Lunneman: Because I feel like it.

. . .

Lanni: (Lanni is an ultra MJ fan) *Is handed an MJ notebook* HOLYSHITNOWAI!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!
*everyone stares*
Lanni: Uhmm.. I'm terribly sorry about the outburst.. Umm.. I get the mental flopsies from my mommy. She used to get up in the middle of the night with a butcher нож and stab the кухня cabinets.. and--
Lunneman: Are Ты done, yet?
Lanni: >P
. . .

Ty Leah: How old is Lunneman, anyways? He's older than Mr. Brewer, so he has to be in his 70s или something!
David: I thought he was 62.
Jordyn: Nuu, he's 72.
Mark: I think he's 197! 8D
Alexis: He'd be dead by now, Mark.
Mark: Wouldn't that be a paradise... -w-
Lunneman: I'm 54! >.<
I was thinking about school when I realized that all of my teachers looked like people from books,tv, или movies...

Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.

2nd Grade: I had this one Чтение teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's Описание exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.

5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one день she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.



6th Grade:...
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posted by JaseKS
50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:

1)Kick an assasin.

2)Poke a mob bosses eye.

3) Bite the Presidents shoe.

4)Stalk your best friend's mom.

5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.

6)Go insane.

7) Kidnapp Jesus.

8) Become a drug dealer.

9)Become an assasin.

10) Become a dictator.

11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.

12)Lick a serial killer's knife.

13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave Ты all of my money!"

19) Steal from Subways.

20) Kill a murderers wife или husband.

21) Torture a дерево infront of a enviormentalist group.

22) Become a terrorsist.

23) Kill an...
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вверх 11 things to do when your house is on fire


1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini Ты bought as it is going to be hot with огонь and all Ты know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when Ты start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on огонь with picture of your house: A formula which will make Ты super Популярное
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about огонь and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off огонь till...
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nothing changes till harry gets to hogwarts so I'm going to start there.
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Harry was sitting in the dinning hall when he heard a boy his age with greesed back blond hair say "Well it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." He gustured to two people behind him. "This is Crabbe and that's Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Ron snickers Далее to Harry. "What?" Malfoy snaps at Ron "You think my names funny do you? no need to ask yours. Red hair, hand-me-down robe. Ты must be a Weasley!" Draco turnes back to...
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posted by lucius_malloy
Answering the Вопрос link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...
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posted by InvaderStickly
Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of Ты then look away when they turn around

Say Ты have a sixth since where Ты can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and Ты should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is Актёрское искусство the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are еще than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has сказал(-а) that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that Ты have to work hard...
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posted by kitkat709477
1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the диван, мягкий уголок "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...
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Do Ты think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp


Are Собаки cute?:

DUHH! ~<3


Do Ты fish?:

Nope!


Are Ты at the age where Ты can drink?:

Not yet. x3


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless Ты try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD


Do Ты have a boyfriend или girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3


Do Ты know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....


Have Ты ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u


Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..


[u]Do Ты have your ears pierced?
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I used to.


Have Ты broken your butt?:

No. =3


Tea is…?:

Best...
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